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@petitesluxures
🇫🇷 Hello ! Je travaille à fond pour boucler le livre "Lettre Aimée" qui sortira en Novembre, alors en attendant je vous montre quelques petits extraits choisi avec ces détails de croquis... 😘 🇬🇧 Hi there! I'm working hard to finish the book "Lettre Aimée" which will be out in France in November, meanwhile I show you some small selected extract with these details of sketches https://instagr.am/p/CUVgZ_FITB3/
🇫🇷 Hello ! Je travaille à fond pour boucler le livre "Lettre Aimée" qui sortira en Novembre, alors en attendant je vous montre quelques petits extraits choisi avec ces détails de croquis... 😘 🇬🇧 Hi there! I'm working hard to finish the book "Lettre Aimée" which will be out in France in November, meanwhile I show you some small selected extract with these details of sketches https://instagr.am/p/CUVgZ_FITB3/
🇫🇷 Cette image a été publiée la semaine passée dans @feminasuisse à propos du référendum qui va avoir lieu ce dimanche en Suisse pour inscrire le mariage pour tous dans le code civil. Go go go !! 🇬🇧This drawing was published last week in @feminasuisse to talk about the referendum for the Marriage equality / same-sex couple marriage that will take place this Sunday in Switzerland. About the caption: "Je vous déclare mari et femme" is the French version of "I now declare you husband and wife". But strangely, in French the word "femme" means "woman" as well as "wife". And "mari et" (meaning "husband and") sounds exactly like "mariée", which means "bride", or "married" (feminine version). So "Je vous déclare mariées femmes" sounds exactly like the usual "I now declare you husband and wife" but means "I now declare you married women". https://instagr.am/p/CUNwVcloDN4/
🇫🇷 Cette image a été publiée la semaine passée dans @feminasuisse à propos du référendum qui va avoir lieu ce dimanche en Suisse pour inscrire le mariage pour tous dans le code civil. Go go go !! 🇬🇧This drawing was published last week in @feminasuisse to talk about the referendum for the Marriage equality / same-sex couple marriage that will take place this Sunday in Switzerland. About the caption: "Je vous déclare mari et femme" is the French version of "I now declare you husband and wife". But strangely, in French the word "femme" means "woman" as well as "wife". And "mari et" (meaning "husband and") sounds exactly like "mariée", which means "bride", or "married" (feminine version). So "Je vous déclare mariées femmes" sounds exactly like the usual "I now declare you husband and wife" but means "I now declare you married women". https://instagr.am/p/CUNwVcloDN4/
🇫🇷Un bel Automne à toutes et tous ! 🍂 🇬🇧 May you all have a beautiful Autumn! 🍂 This caption is not a pun, but a sentence from a song a little bit twisted from its original meaning. It means "fallen leaves are collected with a shovel", but "pelle" (shovel) can also mean "french kiss" :) The original sentence comes from an old song called "the dead leaves", sung by Yves Montand in 1949, words written by the incredible poet Jacques Prévert and music by the famous composer Joseph Kosma. https://instagr.am/p/CUIoYrHot4J/
🇫🇷Un bel Automne à toutes et tous ! 🍂 🇬🇧 May you all have a beautiful Autumn! 🍂 This caption is not a pun, but a sentence from a song a little bit twisted from its original meaning. It means "fallen leaves are collected with a shovel", but "pelle" (shovel) can also mean "french kiss" :) The original sentence comes from an old song called "the dead leaves", sung by Yves Montand in 1949, words written by the incredible poet Jacques Prévert and music by the famous composer Joseph Kosma. https://instagr.am/p/CUIoYrHot4J/
"Se la couler douce" (which, literally, could be roughly translated by "to flow yourself softly"), is the French equivalent of "taking it easy". But add an "h" to "douce" (soft) and it becomes "douche", which this time means "shower". So it's all about flowing in the shower and taking it easy... https://instagr.am/p/CT2m2BMIW2M/
"Et le tour est joué" is a set expression in French, meaning literally "And the turn is played", but it's more an equivalent of "And there you go!". But, if you replace the last "é" by an "i", it turns "joué" (played) into "joui" which is the past participle of "jouir", a verb used to talk about having an orgasm, a little bit like "to come". So the whole expression sounds almost like the usual "And there you go!" expression, but even if it's not a grammatically proper sentence, it means something like "the turn has reached orgasm". https://instagr.am/p/CT0CFhMIX50/
"Et le tour est joué" is a set expression in French, meaning literally "And the turn is played", but it's more an equivalent of "And there you go!". But, if you replace the last "é" by an "i", it turns "joué" (played) into "joui" which is the past participle of "jouir", a verb used to talk about having an orgasm, a little bit like "to come". So the whole expression sounds almost like the usual "And there you go!" expression, but even if it's not a grammatically proper sentence, it means something like "the turn has reached orgasm". https://instagr.am/p/CT0CFhMIX50/
"Je suis venu, j'ai vu, j'ai vaincu" is the French version of the famous "Veni, vidi, vici" said by Julius Caesar in 47 BC. It could be translated in English by "I came, I saw, I conquered". But here, I replaced the "j'ai vaincu" (I conquered) by "j'aime un cul", sounding almost exactly the same, but meaning "I love an ass". So this is the petites luxures' version of Caesar's sentence: "I came, I saw, I love an ass". https://instagr.am/p/CTpvUrXtaUR/
"Je suis venu, j'ai vu, j'ai vaincu" is the French version of the famous "Veni, vidi, vici" said by Julius Caesar in 47 BC. It could be translated in English by "I came, I saw, I conquered". But here, I replaced the "j'ai vaincu" (I conquered) by "j'aime un cul", sounding almost exactly the same, but meaning "I love an ass". So this is the petites luxures' version of Caesar's sentence: "I came, I saw, I love an ass". https://instagr.am/p/CTpvUrXtaUR/
// New art prints sale tonight, check my stories !// The French expression "ôter les mots de la bouche" is the same in English: "take the words right out of somebody's mouth", literally as well as figuratively (saying something before someone). By twisting "les mots" (the words) in "l'émoi", it changes only very slightly the sound, but it now means "the emotion". So the whole caption sounds almost like "taking the words right out of the mouth", but it reads "taking the emotion right out the mouth". https://instagr.am/p/CTnG4KxNoYQ/
"Cuiller" means "spoon" (can also be written "cuillère" but I prefer the old-fashioned "cuiller"). In French, as in English, it can be used to describe a couple sleeping position, when one leans their back against the other person. But, phonetically, "cuiller" can totally be replaced by "cul" and "hier", which means "ass" and "yesterday". So here, in the caption "ton cul hier en cuiller" you hear the same sound twice, but it means "Your ass yesterday, spooning" https://instagr.am/p/CTkmFIVNlbq/
"Cuiller" means "spoon" (can also be written "cuillère" but I prefer the old-fashioned "cuiller"). In French, as in English, it can be used to describe a couple sleeping position, when one leans their back against the other person. But, phonetically, "cuiller" can totally be replaced by "cul" and "hier", which means "ass" and "yesterday". So here, in the caption "ton cul hier en cuiller" you hear the same sound twice, but it means "Your ass yesterday, spooning" https://instagr.am/p/CTkmFIVNlbq/
🇫🇷 J'ai pris du retard dans le projet des lettres, et je m'en excuse ! J'ai reçu plus de 300 missives envoyées du monde entier, toutes plus belles les unes que les autres, alors il me faut du temps pour toutes bien les lire, les traduire et arriver à choisir lesquelles je vais dessiner... Normalement je devrais contacter les 50 sélectionnées avant la fin de semaine, vérifiez bien que vous m'avez transmis votre adresse email (à [email protected]) si vous ne l'aviez pas précisée sur l'enveloppe ! Et courant octobre, je renverrai à chaque autrice et auteur une des autres lettres reçues, au hasard, ainsi qu'une petite surprise de mon cru :) Mille mercis pour votre patience et pour toutes vos plumes ! 🇬🇧 I fell behind on the letters project, and I apologize for it! I have received over 300 missives from all over the world, each more beautiful than the next, so I need time to read them all, translate them and manage to choose which ones I will draw ... Normally I should contact the 50 selected before the end of the week, check that you have sent me your email address (to [email protected]) if you had not already specified it on the envelope! And during October, I will send each author one of the other letters I received, at random, joined to a little surprise of my own :) Many thanks for your patience and for all your lovely literature! https://instagr.am/p/CThj67YtVSR/
🇫🇷 J'ai pris du retard dans le projet des lettres, et je m'en excuse ! J'ai reçu plus de 300 missives envoyées du monde entier, toutes plus belles les unes que les autres, alors il me faut du temps pour toutes bien les lire, les traduire et arriver à choisir lesquelles je vais dessiner... Normalement je devrais contacter les 50 sélectionnées avant la fin de semaine, vérifiez bien que vous m'avez transmis votre adresse email (à [email protected]) si vous ne l'aviez pas précisée sur l'enveloppe ! Et courant octobre, je renverrai à chaque autrice et auteur une des autres lettres reçues, au hasard, ainsi qu'une petite surprise de mon cru :) Mille mercis pour votre patience et pour toutes vos plumes ! 🇬🇧 I fell behind on the letters project, and I apologize for it! I have received over 300 missives from all over the world, each more beautiful than the next, so I need time to read them all, translate them and manage to choose which ones I will draw ... Normally I should contact the 50 selected before the end of the week, check that you have sent me your email address (to [email protected]) if you had not already specified it on the envelope! And during October, I will send each author one of the other letters I received, at random, joined to a little surprise of my own :) Many thanks for your patience and for all your lovely literature! https://instagr.am/p/CThj67YtVSR/
🇫🇷 une petite image publiée hier dans @feminasuisse pour la rentrée littéraire :) 🇬🇧 a small illustration published yesterday in @feminasuisse for the new publishing season, this is a French-English pun: the whole caption sounds exactly like « la libraire » which means the bookseller (well, more precisely the feminine version of bookseller), but it’s composed here from two words: « libre » meaning free, and the English word « hair ». So it’s a kind of a free-haired bookseller, or just a free bookseller, or even just someone loving books and feeling free 📚😘 https://instagr.am/p/CTfcajmNSsp/