text: Ivy
Ivy: Oh god, if I got knocked up right now, I would cry.
Petra: I'd cry with you.

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@petraxflanagan
text: Ivy
Ivy: Oh god, if I got knocked up right now, I would cry.
Petra: I'd cry with you.
text: Ivy
Ivy: Oh yeah, no. No kids for a while.
Petra: From any of us, I'm too young to be a god mother.
text: Ivy
Ivy: That is true. I bet your kids would be pretty freaking cute.
Petra: But not for a long ass time. Like, years and years.
text: Ivy
Ivy: Oh wow, that's quite the statement.
Petra: We would have beautiful babies.
text: Ivy
Ivy: I'm happy for you, Petra. You deserve someone good.
Petra: He's the best. Like, I could see being with him like, forever?
text: Ivy
Ivy: Well that's good at least!
Petra: Yeah, I really like him, Ives.
text: Ivy
Ivy: Very smart.
Petra: He did say he'd move to Europe with me tho which is cool.
text: Ivy
Ivy: Well that's good. At least he knows.
Petra: Of course, I couldn't lead him on like that.
text: Ivy
Ivy: Poor Dante.
Petra: He knows he's second in line after you.
text: Ivy
Ivy: I will.
Petra: Because I need to throw you a going away party. including kicking my man out of the house for a sleep over.
text: Ivy
Ivy: I'm trying not to be that girl anymore and again, this is my boyfriend's best friend so I can't exactly threaten her.
Petra: It's not your fault if she feels threatened by a facial expression, but fine, you should still mention something about needing a schedule for when you need to be ready to move.
text: Ivy
Ivy: I know, but I'm trying not to get into it with Isaac's best friend sooooo. Well, I hadn't known her long but we were both just trying to make decisions for the group and there was just some obvious tension once we were one on one. Doesn't help that I do know she was practically in love with Isaac before. So, yeah.
Ivy: I know the drill babe.
Petra: I mean, we could go back to High School tactics and next time you meet up, I'll go with you. The Ivy Glare is terrifying but when backed up with your best bitch, we struck terror into the hearts of millions.
Petra: Good, I'd hope so.
text: Ivy
Ivy: It's my way of kinda not being alpha bitch. Cause we mayyy have kinda came out the gate going alpha bitch. Isaac doesn't know of it, but Avery and I kinda got into a little snafu starting out.
Ivy: I will.
Petra: Babe, you eat, sleep and breathe alpha bitch. What happened?
Petra: Good, something expensive.
text: Ivy
Ivy: Yeah. I know Avery had a list of places that we all agreed on and we sort of gave her executive decision on a final one. So maybe she's already found a place and we're set to move really soon. Most of the stuff is already packed.
Ivy: Columbus, just a small trip for us. We'll be living with Chase and Avery and I didn't anticipate a whole lot of time just for us so we wanted to do a little something. Plus there's still some things we wanted to get.
Petra: You're letting someone else make all the plans? I could never.
Petra: Bring me back something fun.
text: Ivy
Ivy: Damn. Okay finnneeeeee.
Ivy: Honestly, I'm not sure.
Ivy: I assume you're talking about New York? Cause I mean Isaac and I ARE going out of town but it's just a day trip.
Petra: Yes, weirdo I mean new york.
Petra: I mean it has to be soon right? If Avery is going to school?
Petra: Where are you and Isaac going?
text: Ivy
Ivy: ...tomorrow. I just said that.
Petra: You're not leaving tomorrow.
text: Ivy
Ivy: Tomorrow, sadly.
Petra: When are you guys leaving?