Bethman

Graceful, elegant, quiet and oh so serious, that's me all right. Not to mention I'm never sarcastic. I look like this. I'm a massive geek (that’s a geek that’s massive, not a massively geeky person). Book enthusiast. Film lover, especially if they involve explosions and robots. Music listener. I like making things. I live in Scotland and every season is the best one. I have more pets than sense. If I hear or read something interesting or funny, I like to tell everyone about it until they're sick of hearing it.

[archivemol]

*tips muppet* m’namana

[falvie-blog]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST I REALLY DID

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

[zainyk]

THANKS OBAMA.

[beastlyart]

Rats are so easy to please. I shoved some sweet potato into cardboard toilet paper tubes, packed in with shredded paper towels. At first they were just excited about the paper towel shreds and started making a nest, then they found the sweet potato and lost their minds. Like they couldn’t believe what a good and gracious world they lived in that there could be sweet potato and paper towel at the same time.

[billyteddys]

so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking really confused and he just whispered “crisp rat.”

[audreyii-fic]

and now i will never hear anything else

[averytunes]

Visit Original Link

[pleatedjeans]

Follow @DrDogMD

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

crush: why are you texting me its 3 in the morning?

me:

[horns-and-claws]

[chupbuttcabra-deactivated202006]

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[digivolvin]

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

[notsafevorework]

Your brain talked shit about you to you

[memewhore]

[joshuajoness]

[robertdniro-deactivated20150207]

what are the devious homosexuals up to now

[werewolfnobody]

something saucy

[thebossbaby-official]

????

[crystalizedprincess]

Finally a game that really gets me.

[2headedsnake]

Fiona Watson

[outofcontextarthur]

[youareinloves]

[angelamerky]

[fratboikiller-deactivated201512]

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY