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@fckjai: I'm into articulate thug types.

[pettyjai]

...Am I the only one who happens to remember that Stacy said...not to use any weapons tonight?

[pettyjai]

...WAIT. FUCK. SOMETHING FUCKED UP.

[allhail-owen]

where’s that guy? the other guy?

[tashawnstop]

There wasn’t another guy [balls up my fist]

now is not the time…

[pettyjai]

waaaait.

he’s onto something. cause where the fuck is Reese.

[bye--lo-blog]

There’s 20 of us but I only see 19.

[pettyjai]

So who’s missing?

[pettyjai]

RISE AND SHINE CUPCAKES. Okay, Clarity ass woke me up because she decided it was too quiet. So for safe keeping, we need to do a headcount and lock the mansion doors. So y’all count while I do that. [heads upstairs to grab the mansion keeps from my suitcase, returning downstairs to lock all the doors]

[clareflocka]

[Slowly opens my eyes and looks around, sitting up and wiping my hand on my jeans with my eyes barely open, starting to get up] The hell?

[clareflocka]

[Glances around at everyone still asleep and shakes my head and rubs my eye with my left hand, walking towards the stairs going up and peeking down the hallway] Stacy? Somebody? Anybody? [Walks down the hall and pops my head into some of the rooms]

[clareflocka]

[Sighs and shuts the door turning on my heels and going back downstairs, walking over to the couch and shaking jaira lightly] Jai, wake up.

[pettyjai]

[feels a hand shaking me out of my sleep and scrunches my face up, immediately smacking the hand away with a loud groan] five more minutes, dad… [releases another yawn before jolting awake with another shake from the unknown hand, sitting straight up with my eyes sleepily squinted and looks around for a moment, sucking my teeth once I see you and starts to stretch] Clarity…what the fuck. do you want.

[clareflocka]

[Holds my hand and squints at you for a moment] Listen, you were the first person I saw when I came downstairs. I don’t like how quiet it is in here. Something ain’t right. [Looks at you seriously and folds my arms across my chest]

[pettyjai]

[huffs loudly as I rub at my eyes, blinking slowly for a moment before looking around, a confused expression on my face] Yo…the fuck type of energy drink? Everybody slumped as fuck. [uses the edge of the table to stand up, wrapping my sweater around myself] You right, it is too quiet..

[clareflocka]

I don’t like this shit man I don’t like this shit. [Runs my fingers through my hair and begins to pace back and forth chewing on my bottom lip] What should we do? Should we wake everybody up or what? [Looks around once more at everybody and shakes my head]

[pettyjai]

Of course not.. [looks over at the computer chair and sighs] Doesn’t help that Stacy’s brother is asleep. [watches you with a half tired expression as you begin to pace, rubbing my eyes once more before pausing] Hol’ up. I got an idea. [walks into the kitchen and turns on the faucet, pulling the sprayer from the sink and starting to spray everyone laying near the couch]

[clareflocka]

[Slowly opens my eyes and looks around, sitting up and wiping my hand on my jeans with my eyes barely open, starting to get up] The hell?

[clareflocka]

[Glances around at everyone still asleep and shakes my head and rubs my eye with my left hand, walking towards the stairs going up and peeking down the hallway] Stacy? Somebody? Anybody? [Walks down the hall and pops my head into some of the rooms]

[clareflocka]

[Sighs and shuts the door turning on my heels and going back downstairs, walking over to the couch and shaking jaira lightly] Jai, wake up.

[pettyjai]

[feels a hand shaking me out of my sleep and scrunches my face up, immediately smacking the hand away with a loud groan] five more minutes, dad… [releases another yawn before jolting awake with another shake from the unknown hand, sitting straight up with my eyes sleepily squinted and looks around for a moment, sucking my teeth once I see you and starts to stretch] Clarity…what the fuck. do you want.

[clareflocka]

[Holds my hand and squints at you for a moment] Listen, you were the first person I saw when I came downstairs. I don’t like how quiet it is in here. Something ain’t right. [Looks at you seriously and folds my arms across my chest]

[pettyjai]

[huffs loudly as I rub at my eyes, blinking slowly for a moment before looking around, a confused expression on my face] Yo...the fuck type of energy drink? Everybody slumped as fuck. [uses the edge of the table to stand up, wrapping my sweater around myself] You right, it is too quiet..

[clareflocka]

[Slowly opens my eyes and looks around, sitting up and wiping my hand on my jeans with my eyes barely open, starting to get up] The hell?

[clareflocka]

[Glances around at everyone still asleep and shakes my head and rubs my eye with my left hand, walking towards the stairs going up and peeking down the hallway] Stacy? Somebody? Anybody? [Walks down the hall and pops my head into some of the rooms]

[clareflocka]

[Sighs and shuts the door turning on my heels and going back downstairs, walking over to the couch and shaking jaira lightly] Jai, wake up.

[pettyjai]

[feels a hand shaking me out of my sleep and scrunches my face up, immediately smacking the hand away with a loud groan] five more minutes, dad... [releases another yawn before jolting awake with another shake from the unknown hand, sitting straight up with my eyes sleepily squinted and looks around for a moment, sucking my teeth once I see you and starts to stretch] Clarity...what the fuck. do you want.

[pettyjai]

[lets out a slow yawn as I lower myself from off of the table, curling my body up into a ball near the end of the couch and starts to fall asleep]

[rivershq-blog]

[looks at everyone and laughs before leaving and closing the door]

[pettyjai]

[points] YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME KIM POSSIBLE

[pettyjai]

LET THE MUSIC

MOVE YA BODAY

[stands on the table, posing like a ballerina]

[pettyjai]

[salsa dances in the living room with an empty box on my head]

[chasekilt-blog]

[Chicken heads over and knocks the box off your head and hands you a tortilla chip, dances away]

[pettyjai]

[takes the tortilla chip and points at you]

[pettyjai]

[salsa dances in the living room with an empty box on my head]

[bee2111]

Visit Original Link

[tuhbrooke]

CONGAAAAAA

[tashawnstop]

OH SHITTTTTTTT 

[Hits the dougie]

[bye--lo-blog]

OH YALL T’DDDDDDDDDD

[pettyjai]

wAY TOO LIT

[pettyjai]

LEMME

JUST

[does a little dance as I hop up the steps and hide everything in my suitcase, returning downstairs to run to the pantry] WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY!!!

[sophie--davis-blog]

[Starts to pass the drinks out to everyone and sits down, pulling out my phone and taps the facebook app]

[tuhbrooke]

[Takes my drink and drinks it fast, hoping for no after taste] That was easy.

[king--brian]

[Drinks my drink and puts my hat on backwards] I’m about to transform and shit.

[bye--lo-blog]

[Downs my drink then sets the cup down] Great way to start.

[allhail-owen]

[Sips like old folk do]

[pettyjai]

[sips with my pinky up]

[rivershq-blog]

Jaira you’re about to have my life in your hands.

I’m giving you my diary. 

I’m giving you my planner.

I AM GIVING YOU MY HIT LIST.

I AM GIVING YOU MY I.D

i am giving you the keys to the mansion.

Now if i come back and something goes awry with any of these items you will be dead with no explanation. I’ve grown to trust you. There is hidden things in these files in case you’re in need. You have them and i’m counting on you.

I’m leaving at 11.

any further questions you may ask me.

[pettyjai]