mage of void. noel leveque.

not quite sure what to do here. noel, 15, pub game extraordinaire. description of myself. art tag.

[cynicalcatfish-deactivated20120]

why do ~o many troll~ collect bone~?

it’~ ~orta creepy…

[petulantassassin-blog]

what the hell. that does sound creepy, kind of glad you guys live on a different planet.

[petulantassassin-blog]

perhaps from your standpoint. over here, you’re the alien.

what’s going on on your planet, miss greyskin? 

[horrorsimulator]

~i~’d prefer You don’t call me that.

Jack sh~i~t.

MY NAME ~i~s Vel~i~ra.

[petulantassassin-blog]

oh, same on my part. fine, i guess velira will work. just don't snap at me if "miss greyskin" slips out from time to time. 

[horrorsimulator]

petulantassassin replied to your post: ~i~ k~i~nd of wanna talk to some of those we~i~rd…

i think the title of weird is reserved for aliens like yourself. but i’m up for conversation.

 But You’re the al~i~en.

[petulantassassin-blog]

perhaps from your standpoint. over here, you're the alien. what's going on on your planet, miss greyskin? 

[petulantassassin-blog]

[[ flashiest threads in town ]]

[cynicalcatfish-deactivated20120]

plot twi~t i’m ~till awake

[petulantassassin-blog]

how peculiar. your species' sleeping schedule seems to be a bit sporadic as it is. 

[petulantassassin-blog]

[[ AND THEN THERE WAS COLOR. ]]

[petulantassassin-blog]

ask-tyrone started following you

ah. well thank you very much, i appreciate it. in case i haven't introduced myself, i'm noel. 

[ask-tyrone-deactivated20130806]

y’alls gay

*MIC DROP*

[petulantassassin-blog]

this is possibly the most sane thing i've heard since i started this blog.

[petulantassassin-blog]

[[ This hat is way too damn big. ]]

[petulantassassin-blog]

have i seen those guys haha ive seen to damn much of those guys aight

what's their deal? must be a bunch of cosplayers in character or something.

[petulantassassin-blog]

yo thanks g

no problem man. nice to see someone who isn't grey trying to talk to me. have you seen those guys?

[petulantassassin-blog]

so all of these grey people are introducing themselves to me.

not sure how i feel about this.

[angrytrolls]

Go shave that fat head of smell with your bad self

— John Stamos 1975 (via zealousmentalist)

[petulantassassin-blog]

cynicalcatfish and contemptuoushydrologist started following you

… okay, i give up. hi, grey people. i’m not sure what you call yourselves, but you don’t like being called painted humans. 

[cynicalcatfish-deactivated20120]

maybe it’~ becau~e we’re not human?? 8P

[petulantassassin-blog]

let me guess. you're "trolls". from alternia. who have super rainbowy colorful blood and prance about with your majestic candy corn horns. 

[petulantassassin-blog]

turned into a…

what. so what exactly is a “troll”. i’ve been hearing this thrown around like it’s not something to define assholes on the internet. 

[asterismalvixen-moved-deactivat]

hee. ∀ different species, you silly goose. from ∀lterni∀.

y’know, with the grey skin ∀nd horns ∀nd colorful blood ∀nd stuff!

[petulantassassin-blog]

okay. you're the second person. ... troll to make the references to alternia and "colorful blood". do you have like fiberoptic rainbowy blood or something.

[petulantassassin-blog]

but.

the horns and skin. i… what is alternia… 

[sanguinaryscavenger-deactivated]

Oh man you’re hopeless, aren’t you, keke? My horns and my skin are natural, as are my eyes and aaaaanything else you think is this ‘cosplaying’ thing. Alternia is the planet I and the rest of the non-adult trolls liff on. 

[petulantassassin-blog]

i've never heard of such a thing before. so i get from other people that you're. like. a different species and live on some alien planet.

[petulantassassin-blog]

asterismalvixen reblogged your post: asterismalvixen reblogged your post:…

===> frown. but i’m being serious. stop being so me∀n.

 i’m not being mean. but people don’t just grow horns and have zombie-like skin. 

[asterismalvixen-moved-deactivat]

i know th∀t. i’m ∀ troll, silly.

well, not right now. i sort∀ got turned into ∀ hum∀n. but usu∀lly i’m not!

[petulantassassin-blog]

turned into a... what. so what exactly is a "troll". i've been hearing this thrown around like it's not something to define assholes on the internet.