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>Recall your death

You would recall your death if it weren't a very PAINFUL subject to think about. Although you have forgiven your brother long ago and resigned to your fate of being bound to earth, it still hurts your non-beating heart to think Jeff could actually do that to you.

The strange man looks on at you, wondering if he should comfort you or hit you with a broom again. He opts to just sit there instead.

>Tell the creepy guy to go away

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a poem from the heart for tyrone

Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright.... Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if you wanna jam Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Party people in the house lets go It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To the jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM... Just work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt nobody Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, TURN IT UP QCD, goin' burn it up C'mon y'all get on the floor So hey, let's go a'ight

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Clubbing

You get cleaned up and change before hopping outside into your automotive vehicle. When you sit down you suddenly remember you don't know where the human lives. You pull out your husktop and quickly log into trollian.

[intoxicatedMoocher began trolling tyrone]

IM: heyyyy amn can you send me your coordinates?

IM: like soooo I can pick yah pu

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