Sweetdemon

You know I’m straight So spaghetti until it gets wet

[incorrectkilllakillquotes]

Mako: Daddy, could you pass the salt?

Barazo and Ryuko: *Reach for the salt*

[pexxermint]

-I have-

-a lesbian crush-

-on your fucking-

💖💕💘💝 -cute ass-💝💕💘💖

[pexxermint]

My blood is 99% iced coffee and depression 

[pexxermint]

Guys stop this shit. Or i will drink ur iced coffee

[pexxermint]

Akko: I can fit the whole world in my hands

Diana: Akko you’re so stupid you can’t-

Akko:*Cups Diana’s face*

Diana: o////o

[pexxermint]

Normies: I’M IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW I EXIST

Weebs: I’m love with someone who doesn’t even exist :D

[doublewings]

Consider: what if This

Is Adora’s Wedding Look

[pexxermint]

*Nosebleeding* yes...

[blee-bleep]

this may be an invalid ship but u can take it away from my cold dead hands

[pexxermint]

It’s so gay, I ship them

[blvssvm27]

[pexxermint]

She’s a top

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

isabelle and retsuko on a date

[pexxermint]

So freaking cute >~<

[pexxermint]

When I want to talk with my besties but my phone has no battery

[pexxermint]

Me: Guys I’m absolutely straight

My crush *exist*

Me:Whoopsy Doopsy I’m lesbian

[pexxermint]

Me trying to sing a cheesy song to my crush

Me: ~Some-

*Random Friends 1 destroying the door*: -BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROOL ME

Random Friends 2 : I AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

Me: FUCK YOUR CHICKEN NUGGETS