P EYE THON

it's beautiful in the landscape inside of me

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

when people yell at retail workers/waitstaff/etc. for no reason

[whitepeopletwitter]

Bees are Bros

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

Underrated part of womanhood is realizing you’re just like. allowed to go outside looking like shit

[oatbee]

*pokes bruise* where did you come from?

[penumbraphantasm]

hourly comic i posted on twitter

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[wildeuphoric-deactivated2021051]

boom crack the sound of my back

[gaypeopletwitter]

[depsidase]

[mellifexfarm]

taken literally 1 minute apart

[pularia]

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

[rainbowcolouredshoes]

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

[andthebluestblue]

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

[tltw]

*points at romance* what the HECK is that

[thirst]

[catsuggest]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[trash-snail]

[teathattast]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

flight attendants were right all along….

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

if u wanna help someone……….ya gotta make sure you put on your own oxygen mask first