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Federal Court Judgment Delivered – Now Taking the Fight to the High CourtOn 15 May 2026, the Full Federal Court delivered its judgment in Gi
Sall Grover needs to raise 1 million AUD to take her case to the High Court
Please donate if you can. If you can’t donate, please reblog and spread the word. She’s doing amazing work for women and girls in Australia and needs all the help she can get.
What if I don’t believe in the human soul, and therefore the idea that you’re trans because you have a “woman soul” is completely irrelevant to me. Then what.
the right: i want a woman to cook and clean and fuck
the left: omg…..girls?????? girls are soooooo soft……and soo good at organizing??? god i love how they organize their closets it’s soo cute…i just…wow…ugh date a girl who’s cute and soft and cooks for you
The right: blue for boys, pink for girls- that’s the way God intended
The left: I dunno I just feel like…..to me, pink is for the girlies? Like if you really like pink you might be a girl? Like it’s worth exploring your girlhood and feminity if that resonates with your authentic self. And blue?? It gives off a masculine vibe. Like if pink is not your vibe and blue feels right to you, you’re probably just a dude. Go forth my guy.
the right: bitch bitch faggot faggot queer queer
the left: like…. bitch bitch faggot faggot queer queer 🫶
Isn't it interesting how every single one of my friends' boyfriends/husbands has a rare untreatable combination of ADHD, anxiety, autism, and trauma which completely excuse and explain all of his shitty abusive behaviors while simultaneously justifying his refusal to do his own chores?? And isn't it fascinating that this pernicious epidemic of severe learning disabilities has completely escaped the purview of the medical profession, leaving speculative diagnosis entirely up to the careful conscientious examination of Dr. Girlfriend?
Federal Court Judgment Delivered – Now Taking the Fight to the High CourtOn 15 May 2026, the Full Federal Court delivered its judgment in Gi
Sall Grover needs to raise 1 million AUD to take her case to the High Court
Please donate if you can. If you can’t donate, please reblog and spread the word. She’s doing amazing work for women and girls in Australia and needs all the help she can get.
'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession
I have longstanding theory the women are more horny than men but we’re tricked into thinking otherwise bc men don’t have to worry about ~~consent~~ so they’re free to experience more sexual desire
Women have better orgasms than men
We have no refractory period between orgasms
We have an entire organ dedicated to pleasure
Our orgasms have no other biological function - we orgasm for the pure joy of it rather than to impregnate/pass on DNA
Our arousal is hidden - I could be literally thinking of sex 24/7 and nobody would know. This is also why I think it should be men who are flaunting themselves sexually in public/all over media - women can experience arousal entirely privately and not be a public nuisance
Our arousal does not make us vulnerable. An erection steals bloodflow and sticks out awkwardly, making it vulnerable to being broken, as well as emotionally vulnerable - men should naturally feel self-conscious about their erections. I think this is part of the reason men are so obsessed with making their dicks out to be some sort of weapon and symbol of power - they are massively overcompensating for their inability to experience an incredibly powerful, intimate and vulnerable sensation privately and safely.
Men being ‘visual’ is a massive overcompensation for the fact that their orgasms just aren’t that good. They lack the sensation in the penis that women do in the clitoris, and so they ‘need’ visual stimulation to give them extra incentive to be sexual.
Examples of women desiring sex from their aging, disinterested husband are commonplace, but every time a woman loses interest in sex we can always point to a man who is uninterested in her pleasure. A lot of those disinterested aging husbands will suddenly find their libido again when they find a younger woman - which, once again, shows that their sex drive is fueled by external factors such as rape/exploitation and being ‘visual’
Unfortunately, a culture of mass dehumanisation of women has rendered consent meaningless for men - men do not have to consider sex as a joint enterprise, meaning they can see a hot woman and fantasise about her sexually as much as they like. An emotionally and morally healthy person may experience arousal regardless, but considering someone else’s humanity and desire will always deflate any arousal to a healthy level. Men have artificially raised their perceived level of sexual desire via rape culture.
they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics
prev why leave this in the notes this is hilarious
everybody who's reblogging this particular chain of this post is a transmisogynist. making a joke about how trans women are whiny bitches that never shut up at the same time as joking about how we're barred from sport? how do you and of y'all sound any different to dave chapelle right now? go fuck yourself.
Another iconic take from Mr.Plaidos, thank you
if no1 got me i know quesadillas got me
He has a football shaped head here
"there is no personal space when it comes to vet med" idk if you mean with owners or pets but I FEEL THAT I work in hospitality not vet care but people will fucking walk within a foot of me to ask questions and I'm like bro. Please. Personal space???
Oh no, worse than that. Sometimes you need 2 or even 3 people to help restrain a really hyper dog for something short like a blood draw and there's not a lot of room around a dog for 3 human bodies to fit so your face will be right by someone's butt or your knee might be in someone else's crotch. Or with a small squirmy dog where doc needs to listen to the heart but you need to hold it against your body there's a good chance the stethoscope-holding hand is going to hit your chest.
And sometimes you're holding a dog or cat for an exam and the owner is trying to comfort them by petting them and suddenly they're petting you too (they generally don't realize this)
This happens SO OFTEN
Or YOU'RE the one trying to pet the animal, and accidentally pet the CLIENT instead 😭
Or when the owner doesn't hand you the small dog so you have to reach into their embrace for the dog and are basically guaranteed to accidently cop a feel.
"You can take him!" Or... you could put him on the table so I can get hold of him and not *you*????
a few more:
-client with tiny yorkie tucked IN HER BRA and his foot got stuck and she absolutely could not get him out and he was scratching her and she started crying so yeah...I unhooked the dog's hock from her bra
-my tech was holding a big somewhat aggressive rottie who was, unfortunately, only actually handleable if the client was holding her head. client proceeded to fart. in my tech's face. I felt so bad
-too many cats that velcro onto their human or the tech when you try to examine them so you have to either examine them with their tiny needle claws dug into the human's shoulder (inevitably copping a feel) or having to peel the poor kitty off the person while getting in REAL close and often pulling clothing in very awkward ways
then there's the unfortunate times you need to provide canine sex ed to clients who are not breeders, have no interest in breeding, and had no idea that their neutered dogs could still have sexual reactions. this means I've had to:
-inform one client that his dog was, in fact, sucking himself off (I said it nicer than that; the client's response was, "Oh. oh I'm rather proud of him actually.");
-another that yes, prostate stimulation will cause erections when I was doing a rectal exam and she was really confused about that and then had the revelation about how anal penetration works for men in real time in the exam room;
-and just today, that yes, neutered male dogs will still hump other dogs and can in fact get erections and sometimes you need to lube those penises up and stuff them back in if they won't fix themselves or your dog needs to come in for urgent care. she sighed, looked at her husband, and said, "well, I guess we need to go buy some KY."
vet med is, inevitably, a source of awkward amusement and it never gets old
Vet at work just had an appointment where the owner had their 3 year old kid in the room too. Kiddo was very friendly but with no personal boundaries, frequently touching vet and tech while he was running around the room. Vet thought the kid was just leaning on her but when she looked behind her, he was basically pressing his face into her buttcrack through her pants. Vet left the room beet red and the tech in the room was laughing her ass off
Today a client held my hand, which i was currently using to restrain the dogs head during the exam. Sir. Please let go. My hand does NOT feel like your dog.
Today, while I was restraining a bitey little dog snugly against my chest the owner decided she wanted to hug him to comfort him. So she held him around his chest. Which was currently against my chest. So the back of her hand was squished between her dog and my boobs.
Later, she thanked me for being so gentle with her bitey dog and did so while placing her hand on the small of my back. And she kept it there. For an entire minute. While I was still restraining her dog.
Today while I was restraining a scared small dog the owner tried to reassure her dog by scratching the dog's chest. Which i was holding against my body. So I got some extremely awkward belly scritchies.
Today while restraining a small-ish dog who kept trying to back up out of my grip, the owner asked how she could help. I asked her to brace his rear end.
Which she did! She did do that, but with one hand and the other was more on his flank. Which was against my chest. And she was rubbing her fingers up and down his side to calm him so I got a very gentle, accidental tit massage.
But you know what, the dog stopped panicking so it was worth it.
An owner was holding up the front half of their very friendly, hyper labrador so I could look at a lump on the chest to play "nipple-tick-mass" . I had my hands near the front legs to part the hair and she death-gripped onto my arm.
"Ma'am? That's my arm. That's my arm? You have my arm? Can you let go that's my arm?"
Hey husband had to tell her that she had me and not the dog and she was so embarrassed but good natured about it.
But I'm also like... I naturally have very very little arm hair? My arm does not feel like the leg of a labrador? Why did she not go "hmmn, this textile doesn't seem like a dog texture"???
The term "terf"s so stupid. You can't exclude someone who was never included. Feminism is for females. Not everything has to pander to men no matter how big of tantrums they throw
“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
I hope my radblrinas remember this on a regular basis🩷
i will never support anyone that publicly bashed amber heard. i stopped supporting a lot of creators and lost a lot of friends. i refuse to ever support those creators or befriend those people again. i'll never forgive those people for how they made me feel as a dv victim fresh out of the relationship. that misogynistic hate campaign impacted real women and i do believe anybody that took part in that should feel immense shame.
i'm sorry, i'm dead serious when i say anybody that took part in this should feel immense shame for the rest of their lives and go donate to your local domestic violence shelter or campaign. the outcome of this trial caused women to pull their cases against their abusers, recant statements, stay with their abusers, question themselves and their stories. this was a devastating blow to feminism, especially after me too.
