DO NOT EAT BABIES

Locke, Pisces. Gay Space Nerd. Southern California. Probably tired. Exmormon. Genderqueer. Queer as in fuck you. Send me your wisdom teeth.

[theforcestaysinbed]

Fuck I forgot my blanket is in the dryer. But. My brother fell asleep on the stairs. I can't go get it. Going past him would be dangerous. I can't even leave to brush my teeth or pee.

[catchymemes]

[theforcestaysinbed]

I thought moving back here my dad would be the worst of my problems. But no, my brother is.

Starting off my birthday with a fat lip and bruises just like the good old days.

[wintercorrybriea]

Alexandra Butler, Bless This Mess Ceramics, Western Australia

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

[dogpuppy]

[toboldlynerd]

[null-and-void-and-gone]

me when my disabilities disable me:

[roachemoji]

DEVIOUS PENIS PUMPKIN

[exwife-of-frankenstein]

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

[sparr0wchild]

🔞⚠️ Full image in Twitter/X and ao3

Commission

Don't use/repost

[brookheimer]

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

[cowdogpaws]

[sseejmovies]

[marinella-ela]

[todaysbird]

why did he have to be a raven…it could be tic tac crow…

[furryprovocateur]

appreciate what we have for once in your life you ungrateful cunt

[the-haiku-bot]

appreciate what

we have for once in your life

you ungrateful cunt

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[a-daks]

I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

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[ferretteeth]

I wish I could erase this post from my memory and experience seeing this image for the first time all over again

[evilwizard]

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

[violet-hady]

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

[evilwizard]

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

[quark-art]

had to draw this

[veetlevay]

…What if I told you historical gothic lesbian supernatural ghost crossdressing enemies/lovers fight to the death manipulation webcomic…what then? What then…