Dicktective

|| Salem/Kage/Kagehara/Shuichi || He/Him/It/Its || Awe look - a Little Fucker has Stumbled Across My Blog!

[pgshuichi]

Hey! Welcome to this Blog! Be Sure to Read My Carrd to get to Know About Me!!

I will be Tagging everything Accordingly so that I can make people Feel and be Safe! Though I'm sure 99.9% of this Blog will just be me Dicking around.

Note that if You're Creepy to me, I will be Creepy back. No Fucking Hesitation.

Carrd

Canon Call so I don't Loose it

UserBoxes By: @sunnys-headspace-full-of-edits

[d-e-a-d-poet-deactivated2022120]

[especially]

[pgshuichi]

The Genderless Urge to Break Every Single Bone in Your Body, Rip all Your Skin Off and Mangle Whatever is Left into a Unrecognizable Pile of Mush

[genderthaumiel]

Dollisque: a gender related to feeling hollow and unreal, like a doll, or specifically a ball-jointed doll

bjd-related gender for @8bitluck !! 

[pgshuichi]

Ey New Art Blog Dropped

[pgshuichi]

Hey I Want More Friendz,,,So like,,,Feel Free to DM Me or Something,,:<

Though I’m More Active on Discord So,,Ye,,

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[markgraysn]

these shades of green. like if you agree. ignore if you have no taste

[catautism]

[ID: Six different shades of light green. End ID]

[pgshuichi]

What You mean this isn't the D/P/P UnUsed Arceus Event-?

[pgshuichi]

I think this is a Good Time to Bring this Back

[holloska]

happy anniversary sonic 06!

[retrogamingblog2]

Voltorb’s Secret

[twisted-lies]

@pgshuichi asked: Hey Hey Heeeyyyooo-!

If it's Okay, May I Request Square 500x500 Trans and Gay PreGame! Shuichi Icons? And, if it's Okay, No Kin Tags Please! After all, can't Exactly Kin Myself eheh..

Hey hey Kage! Here's your Pregame Shuichi Saihara Gay/Transgender icons you requested! Just let me know if you need me to change anything at all

Don't tag as kin!

[pgshuichi]

:0

I Look So Pretty in these!! Thank You!!

[riinkakuus]

lovecore rantaro icons for @pgshuichi , please credit if using !!

– mod cele 🌌

[pgshuichi]

I LOVE THESE :0

[hyperfixationtimego]

Talking about Diddilygiggilyroomba Ships huh-?

Maybe

IruMaki [[Maki x Miu]], GokuKoWada [[Gonta x Nagito x Mondo]] and SaiMota-?

HELL YES HELL YEAH HELL YES

Irumaki

- Miu says lewd thing —> someone gets mad at her —> Miu starts crying —> Maki nearly stabs a bitch

- if anybody else EVER talked to Maki the way Miu does, they’d get fucking OBLITERATED. it’s okay because Miu is her silly little meow meow tho ❤️

- Maki: doing scary ultimate assassin things

Miu, immediately: 😳😍🥰😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

- do u think Miu becomes so self-conscious abt her inventions once she has a romantic partner,,,,,,,because I very much do. I think she nervously shows Maki the new things she’s working on like 👉👈

- and maki is internally like wow these are the stupidest things I’ve ever seen in my life but externally she’s like “wow great job babe”

- “BABE I MADE YOU A COOL NEW WEAPON” *exasperated sighing*

- Shuichi: Maki might kill you for this

Miu: She would never. I’m her silly little rabbit ❤️

Shuichi: is that what she calls you?

Miu: no ❤️

Gokuwada

- silly skinny little sick man and his two buff boyfriends 💖

- NO BUT I THINK GONTA AND MONDO JUST. CARRY NAGITO/GIVE HIM PIGGYBACK RIDES WHENEVER HE’S FATIGUED OR EXHAUSTED

- Nagito NEVER asks to be picked up because he doesn’t wanna be a bother, but GOD does he love it. World cold and hard, boyfriends soft and warm,,,,,,,,

- Gonta will pick him up if he sees Komaeda is close to collapsing/leaning on things for support, and Mondo generally asks first, receives a polite “no, I’m fine, Owada-Kun!” in response, and then ends up carrying his idiot boyfriend anyway after Maeda nearly faints

- NOT NAGITO AND MONDO ADOPTING EVERY STRAY DOG THEY FIND AKSHSKSNDMD

- Mondo having to translate everything his boyfriends say into something socially acceptable <3

- Nagito reminds Gonta of bugs because of how misunderstood they both are! Gonta is able to see the beauty in them that others tend to miss!

- MONDO GIVING HIS BOYFRIENDS RIDES ON HIS MOTORCYCLE,,,,,,,,,,,PLEASE

- Gonta is nauseous and confused by it the first time he rides on the back, and Nagito never quite gets over the initial fear of going so fast with so little safety. Mondo secretly loves the way his boyfriends grip him so tightly when they’re riding <3

- Daiya absolutely loves his brother’s funky datemates ❤️ he thought they were a bit odd at first (and they are, absolutely, no doubt) but he got used to everything pretty quickly.

Saimota

- I’m worried about sounding like a broken record but. Them 💓💖❤️❤️💖💖❤️💖💖❤️❤️

- Thinking about them cuddling,,,,,,,,,,thinking about them sleeping in the same bed, holding each other in their arms, Kaito drooling slightly on Shuichi’s chest and Shuichi gently stroking Kaito’s hair,,,,,,,,,,

- t4t boyfriends ❤️ I just think they’re neat :)

- Kaito’s jacket is one of his most prized possessions. It was most likely fairly expensive, and the underside is shiny, so he visually stims using it - he doesn’t like letting other people borrow it because it’s a comfort object. Even so, when it’s cold out and Shuichi isn’t wearing enough layers, he’ll drape it across his sidekick’s shoulders without warning, explanation, or expectation.

- Needless to say, this flusters Shuichi a LOT

- When he’s angry or overworked about something, contact can REALLY help to calm Kaito down. Shuichi discovered this via holding his boyfriend’s hand post-meltdown. It later becomes a staple between the two whenever Kaito becomes emotionally overstimulated.

- When Kaito says he wants Shuichi to lean on him, to use him for emotional support, he fucking MEANS IT. He wants Shuichi to know that he cares about him, to know that he would do anything to see Shuichi smile, that he would do anything to make Shuichi happy. He wants, more than anything in the world, to be Shuichi’s hero.

- It’s such a foreign experience for Shuichi to have, but he deeply, deeply appreciates it. And not only is he grateful and lovesick for his supportive husband, but he wants Kaito to know that the sentiment is mutual; that a sidekick’s role is to pick up whatever slack the hero can’t pick up for themself, that a sidekick is there for the hero to lean on, too. It’s an intimate bond, one that takes getting used to, but neither of them would trade it for anything.

- ya ever think about the fact that, realistically, Kaito would at some point become a full-fledged astronaut and go to space. Can you IMAGINE how simultaneously worried, excited, and lonely Shuichi would feel? Just……the secondhand happiness…….the anxiety over everything that could possibly happen……the emptiness he feels when crawling into their big bed, all alone……..

- Kaito definitely prepares Shuichi for every eventuality, too. It’s not intended to overwhelm him or anything, just little “these are the very real risks of what I’m doing, and I need you to understand and be okay with that.”

[pgshuichi]

Yesssssss

[lematworks]

Produced by LEMAT WORKS

✨ Glitter Stars (2016-2020)  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 ✨

[halmoney]

Hatsune Miku Symphony

5th Anniversary Ver. by Good Smile Company