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[ph1lzaoffical]

my family, consisting of @ph1lzaoffcial @ph1lza0fficial and @ph1lza0fficialsblog​

[rainia]

wishing every philza url hoarder the greatest strength in these trying times. May you have the courage, the endurance, the fortitude of a thousand suns. May you hold firm against all odds. from the sluttiest of absentdadzas to the bravest of mistrixtinhusbandofficial, we salute you o7

[rainia]

Im so proud of you :’)

[rainia]

shoutout to one of the best long-running jokes in mcytblr :’‘‘)

[philza-updates]

HELP

[Image ID:

A cropped screenshot of a tweet by tumblr dot com the website and app @/tumblr with a reply by Philza Minecraft @/Ph1LzA.

Tumblr’s tweet reads “Reasons to join Tumblr (a thread 🧵)

Reason to Join Tumblr #1:

The feed is reverse chronological so if you scroll long enough, you’ll see everyone’s posts”.

Phil’s reply reads “they are not me”. Attached are 2 attempts at making a tumblr account, with the urls Philza and Ph1LzA respectively. Both say that the urls are already taken.

End ID]

[bunfloras]

i am. so sorry for what i caused.

[conarcoin]

oh he doesnt know about the mass amounts of philza imitator accounts i harassed months ago for fun

[conarcoin]

[therealph1lzaminecraftofficial]

Omg i have one of those

[thatoneguywhodiedinhardcore]

it’s finally paying off, my philza impersonator brethren

[ph1lzaminecraftofficial]

Hello fellow clowns and rocks

[ph1lzaoffical]

The Two Breeds of People

[ph1lzaoffical]

Are you the real Philza

(Sorry if this has been answered already, I’m a fool)

nahh LOL this is for philza themed shitposts nothing else.

[gotham-ai-deactivated20220203]

Who the fuck else read the Polygon article about the Penis SMP? I had to see Heatwaves be mentioned again, DSMP be compared to a hype house, and every other sentence felt like a punch to the gut

[lollo12589]

The bizarre Minecraft meme Penis SMP has spawned a world of its own

Dream SMP is an epic tale that inspired an equally epic fan response

I hate it here. Why did they look at dream smp through the lens of penis smp?

[randomfansstuff]

CANT THEY ATLEAST TAKE PASSERINE THE FANDOMS LIKE SUPER PROUD OF THAT ONE

[voidless-screaming]

Skimmed through this... Now im just embarrassed

[ph1lz4-minecraft-is-so-brave]

Also the fact that I traveled over 3 hours just to meet up with someone I know only because we both made fake Philza accounts on tumblr is so funny

[ph1lz4-minecraft-is-so-brave]

I still can't belive I met philza minecraft in real life

[ph1lz4-minecraft-is-so-brave]

By philza I mean @ph1lzaoffcial

[ph1lzaoffcial]

Samee i cant believe i met @ph1lz4-minecraft-is-so-brave irl, so amazing

[ph1lz4-minecraft-is-so-brave]

All of the philza blogs meeting irl to destroy the real one

[ph1lz4-minecraft-is-so-brave]

People who follow me on this blog and don't know I follow them on my main <33

[ph1lzaoffical]

Half mutuals

[lanesandsparks]

post mortem northern lights

philza request for @ttaswell

[antarctic-empire]

so trick question, is this fanart of Urahara Kisuke or Philza Minecraft? Discuss.

[lucidpeech]

morning, phil! a medieval fantasy AU :D

[eraserheadbabyabortion]

for every year c!phil is alive, the bucket hat's brim grows another centimeter.

[eraserheadbabyabortion]

hell yeah

[ph1lzaoffical]

the bucket hat acts as a umbrella to keep his wings dry :)

[antarctic-empire]

✨ Philza Minecraft ✨

Father of Crows :}

irl!Phil cause I think he's so poggers :D

Phil as Howl from "Howl's Moving Castle" is an AU that i desperately am in love with it's so good holy shit-

wonder what he's so distraught about hm :)

extra:

[ph1lzaoffical]

White boy got whiter! 

[philza-updates]

Phil was mentioned in the newest MCC video!

[Video ID: The video opens on the space themed ace race map, at least sixteen arrow signs all pointing the way to go. Several players are flying the course with their elytra.

Noxite: And of course, we’ve made some necessary changes to, you know, help the older folk out there who might have a bit of trouble navigating. Hopefully it’s super obvious where to go this time.

The scene switches to show Philza’s minecraft skin’s head built very large next to a caution sign and do not enter sign.

Noxite: Phil, please, you really had to do us like that.

End video ID]

[miaclemeverett]

the new MCC Space Race map has this HELLO??? my poor old man omg don't roast him his vision is getting bad in his age...