While eccentric billionaires are plotting major over-shovel of Martian landscape and sharing with public grandiose future plans of sending excess of Earth population to overpopulate Mars, some pretty brutal landscaping has been recurving horizon line of our world, like school of piranhas reshaping it swiftly, quietly, with no doubt or mercy. Olympus de Couture, mountain that had been home to the Pantheon of Gods of Style and Fashion ever since Eve stole Adam's credit card and went on namebrand fig leaves' shopping spree to the Shamecovers Mall, over the last half a century has got literally beheaded - gorgeous snowy peak got mercilessly bulldozed flat above the cloud level.
Even before the very last Couturier (Parisian for Fashion God) passed away, a few Digital Illionaires from his suiBusiness Class Cloud, legendary levitating platform, tied to the ground with magic Phat Knots Vine, came over with their purchasing power sticking out from their pockets, and somehow eerie silent Peak of High Fashion became their property literally overnight. Since their anatomy wouldnt allow them successfully climb anything but career ladders, no steep slopes were to be left unfixed - hired landscape assassins with their assistants had severed mountain's head in a blink of an eye, and by now there's nothing left there on the very top above the clouds, only absolutely flat plateau with a half dozen private graveyards, fenced off, high voltage electric current humming in wrapped in barbed wire fences, countless cameras monitoring exquisitely decorated mausoleums in the center square of each graveyard, surrounded by smaller shrines and single tombstones. Every graveyard has a corporate banner above entrance and a small alcove with a receptionist. There are four letters - L V M H on a banner above the entrance to the most spacious graveyard with a unbelievably huge boxy building with square corners that looks like its full of cash, or treasures, or, most likely, expensive outfits. On the top of the boxy building - intricate symbol made of two enormous golden letters, L and V.
Banner above slightly smaller graveyard, next to LVMH one, reads "Kering", other banners read "Tapestry", "Capri Holding", "House of Chanel"
While visiting that new age masterplanned botique mountain-top graveyard valley (Plateau of Dead Designers, I'd name it if anybody would ask my opinion)
Oh, almost posted without the most important - the copy of the list of deceased, sorted by the graveyards names!
LVMH (groundskeeper - Bernard Arnault):
Officine Universelle Buly
Kapri Holding (groundskeeper - Michael Kors):
Kering (groundskeeper François-Henri Pinault):
Girard-Perregaux (Exhumed)
Tapestry, Inc. (groundskeeper Joanne Crevoiserat):
Chanel's Sepulcher (privately owned by Wertheimer Brothers)
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