ALL THE POWERS OF A BREAKFAST

Call me Phage. I post stuff and thing. This blog is almost 100% soup for Waluigi (SFW). . Here you can expect Nintendo, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, cute animals, weird animals, triangles with fashion sense. Etc. I tag basically everything. . Generally avoid posting heavy stuff here, I use tumblr for destressing. . Phageart (art blog) My Redbubble shop! deviantART

[actualdogvines]

a very important message

[lookhereiam]

Something that was bothering me that I had to draw. 

[fyeahmeddy]

^This

[vickorano]

I have friends like this. Just leave them alone, they’re allowed to do what they want.

[seliphra]

Also do NOT joke about slipping us some, spiking what we’re drinking, etc. We don’t find it funny, we don’t think your cute and we immediately decide you cannot be trusted. There are boatloads of reasons why people may choose not to drink and all of them are valid and worthy of respect.

[jelloapocalypse]

VERY MUCH THIS

[rifa]

I may friendly nudge someone once if they say this but yeah man its not cool to be a dick to people for their personal choices when it literally has no affect on you. Also I wanted to bless this comic for not demonizing people who do choose to drink cause thats the only thing that pisses me off, when people who dont do a thing cause personal reasons gets on everyone else’s case. Well did comic <3

[lanepryce]

look at this. just look at it. 

[natashamaximova]

[chrisxscarlett]

BRB DYING OF CUTENESS

[ariadnesbishop]

the weight of chris and scarlett still doesn’t equal to thor look at their feet actually sliding lmao hemsworth is strong af

[dannybriereisaliferuiner]

look at how Chris is holding onto Scarlett’s utility belt instead of her hips…that’s always struck me as precisely “him”

[relatablepicturesofpearl]

what happens when you take screenshot while the video is running

[ask-dimentio]

Ah yes… the arm flailer… how his arms amuse me so… ah ha ha….

[pr1nceshawn]

Functional Adults Who Look Like Superheroes To the Rest of Us

[cinderedphoenix]

No art medium is complete without the dorito demon

[kittenfanged-deactivated2025100]

THAT FEELING WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS REALLY HOT BUT THEY’RE ALSO HALF OF YOUR OTP SO YOU’RE KIND OF STUCK BETWEEN

“MARRY ME”

AND

“NO WAIT MARRY THEM”

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

[geekyglamorous]

Adorable ladies Nintendo pajama tops with matching shorts from Kohls. On sale now for $27.99 per set. 

[thyartisdisney]

LABRATHOR

[dduane]

“Worthy.”

[wytchcrafts]

#pretty sure all dogs are worthy enough to carry the hammer#can you imagine thor going to a dog park and playing fetch with the hammer#’go mighty canine friend fetch me my hammer if thou art worthy!’#’who’s the worthiest? you aaarrree’ (via winchesterlicious)

[autijacen]

I need this on my blog because of reasons.

[tellamine]

OKay but i take Waluigi very seriously and if thats an issue come fight me now

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

[cankristi-deactivated20180325]

i didn’t know i needed this until it arrived

[singtoconley]

“Why do you watch people play video games on YouTube, why don’t you just play the game yourself”

Almost 112 million people are currently sitting on their asses watching a bunch of dudes play a sport instead of just playing the sport themselves

[liongoatsnake]

This. Its okay if people find entertainment watching other people play sports (or heck watching people cook, watch people play poker, etc), but then people find it weird that people watch others play video games?   

[thedarklingprincess]

Reasons people watch Let’s Plays;

I want to check out the game before I waste $20

I don’t think I’m skilled enough to play this game but I want to see how it goes.

I want the game but it’s on a different console and I’m not spending $400 on a fucking console for one game.

I find it relaxing and the youtuber makes me happy.

Because I fucking want to.

[steampunktendencies]

Victorian Houses

[zekrcm-deactivated20180719]

he will rise….. one day