hiatus

+sofia protect dan and phil at all costs +marvel blog

[phan-af-blog]

hiatus update

hello!! im so sorry i just completely disappeared. i haven't really felt like stanning d&p and running a blog for them in a while. as much as i love them i don't think i'll be on this blog much anymore. i'll probably log on every once and a while to say hi but if you need me i'll be on my current blog! current blog: @dallonsvices ❤️

[marchingclocks]

Brendon Urie | Marymoor Park, Redmond, WA -7/29/16 | Photography by Rachael Dowd

[phan-af-blog]

sorry i haven't been active much on here! i've been on my marvel blog ( @compliedsoldier ) way more often

[arcticlester]

[danisnotonfires]

Dan and Phil cutouts from danandphilgooutside.com/createacover

[crescendohowell]

the sims series + black&red

┕  we get a new sim ┕  tabitha gets abducted ┕  dil proposes

[preemie-fetus]

cards against humanity - youtuber edition 

[trjoel]

[sebastiandebeste-archive-deacti]

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

[grawly]

[grandiose]

[thetownwitches]

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

[emaciatinq-deactivated20160927]

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK”

[queeranne]

Important things about relationships I’ve learned the hard way:

if you tell someone you don’t want to be touched somewhere (or any other kind of sexual act) and they still keep trying to or even do it, they don’t care about you: run.

if you can only hold their attention by talking about sexual stuff, they don’t care about you

if they act annoyed/angry/distant/ignore you when you deny them sex, they don’t care about you: run.

if your relationship seems over and you feel like having sex could save it, don’t do it because it won’t

[jasmine-flwrs-deactivated201906]

[anshelinasholie]

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

[nightmarevirgo]

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[littleballofemo]

[bloggingrubbish]

I’m sorry but doesn’t the bottom panel just look like Phil got a little…er…excited by Dan’s hand near his crotch and they both notice and try to cover it up without being to awkward about it. Seriously, Phil even does the whole ‘Castiel watching porn’ thing and looks down at it, before pulling his shirt down to cover it, and Dan sneakily peeks at it, realises, internally freaks out before remembering he’s doing an interview and trying to act normal. 

[phantasticphil-deactivated20140]

[damndanhowell]

‘my north has risen’

[dantiloquent]

ITS BACK

[phantasticphil-deactivated20140]

if i want to be remembered for anything on this site, i want to be remembered for that photo set 

[aestheticsharpie]

this is forever my favorite post no one can tell me otherwise

[p-h-a-n-l-o-v-e]

*phandom carries on reblogging the shit out of this*

[phantastic-dan]

dan + ‘phil’ tweets