[hav-frue]

[sarcasmfish]

Personal shopper corgi will help you pick out things for your garden but fall asleep half way through.

[redportrait]

the whole “listen to classical music when you’re studying or doing homework” thing is such bullshit. u think i cant fucking jam to chopin? satie? beethoven? fuck you. i hear the first bar of prelude in b minor and i start fucking headbanging

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[unclefather]

grind

[ichise]

[opricat-deactivated20190919]

my new bird is a monet painting

[come-seta]

[animatedtext]

[translatedpet]

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

[myachingheartspoke-deactivated2]

[aestheticsharpie]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn't I a better parent

[noortherndownpoour]

[cripplingdepresssion]

[thebootydiaries]

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

[m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88]

[bloodbending]

god tier childhood cartoon anthems

> danny phantom theme song > My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark > sweet victory from the bubble bowl episode of spongebob