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The concept of snf engaging in bizarre masochistic freak shit manhunt edition while dream sits in the vc on mute watching

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Got into an argument with someone about theology and had the audacity to tell me "you're blaspheming!" After I told them God prolly has bigger priorities in the world than bothering to waste a thought Abt me bc I'm indifferent to religion 😐

then may blasphemy be the warm blanket pulled over my ice imprisoned soul, starved and desperate for the fleeting heat it cannot keep for it has strayed too far from God's sun and cannot find it's way back.

Bitch😒

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I want somebody to make every type of pie(blueberry pie, raspberry pie, pumpkin pie, sweet potato pie, apple pie, etc) into one ultimate hybrid pie and then call it GOD pie

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Thinking of a middle aged British man asking a young twink for a cigarette lmao it'd prolly go like this

47 year old brit: give me a fag, been a hard day

Twink halfway through lighting a cig: WHAT???

47 year old brit: you deaf? Give me a fag. (Hand's outstretched with lighter already pulled out of pocket)

Twink: why the hell are you calling me a fag??

47 year old brit: what? I'm not calling you a fucking poof(or whatever the British slur is for gays). I'm asking for a fag, in that box you're holding.

Twink finally looks at their cigarette boxes and looks at him in offended exasperation/disbelief: you're... asking for a cigarette??

47 year old brit: yes?? Now give me.

Twink, grumbling: fine, here. (Hands over a cigarette).

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Why does the wixen world hate non magical stuff and things related to it(muggles, muggleborn, muggle raised halfbloods, squibs, etc)?

Here's my theory:

It's a fear fueled defense mechanism. I'm pretty sure the prejudice was originally a fear that wixen had during the witch hunt eras.

That would explain (at least to me) why Salazar left the basilisk under Hogwarts, it was there meant to protect the magical students in case the anti-muggle wards fell and muggles wanted to bring harm to the wixen(aka witch hunts)

Salazar was the only one(of the founders whose wistful wishes clouded their minds) who truly understood the full danger muggles posed to their magical kind whether it was fear induced anger, jealousy, religious reasons, etc.

The true reason of wixen disliking non magical was because of fear, and the wixen taught their children who went on to teach their children whose children went on to teach their children(akin to how people pass on their prejudice to their children and the cycle starts).

But as time went on, the true reason started disappearing. Leaving purebloods with prejudice believed by stupid reasons. A wixen and non wixen's only biological difference is one has magic, the other does not

The prejudice has blinded the wixen equivalent of elite society. because of this, the statue of secrecy has most likely been risked to be broken by non purebloods/non magical raised wixen.

Especially squibs, we don't know how squibs' knowledge of magic are dealt with before leaving out to the muggle world. But I think they get obliviated or at the very least have their memories changed so when/if someone asks why their family disowned them, they'd have a reason instead of scrambling for memories and find none.

‼️‼️ QUICK FIC PROMO(I am NOT being paid or sponsored to do this.)‼️‼️ if you like tomarry, time travel, powerful!Harry, royalty!harry, MoD!Harry, Dumbledore bashing, long chapters, Worldbuilding, thorough explanations in wixen politics, etc than When the why is clear, the how is easy by Wangxian_4_ever is your cup of tea!

I advertise this beautifully handcrafted fic bc I am going to be basing the "muggleborns are squibs descendants" politics off of that. It explains most of the gist but I can't fully explain it the way it does so a short simple summary is:

Bc the squibs went on to add new blood into the gene pool, the magic restored and gave it to their child. Incest was stifling their magic just like it stifling the necessary growth we need, bc magic is essentially like blood/flesh.

!TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IN THE COMMENTS!

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Chapters: 91/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle, Abraxas Malfoy, Walburga Black, Orion Black, Avery Sr. | Tom Riddle's Schoolmate, Lestrange Sr. | Tom Riddle's Schoolmate, Mulciber Sr. | Tom Riddle's Schoolmate, Lucretia Black Prewett, Ignotus Peverell, Dorea Black, Charlus Potter, Gellert Grindelwald, Aberforth Dumbledore, Original House-Elf Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), will update later - Character Additional Tags: BAMF Harry Potter, Overpowered Harry Potter, Master of Death Harry Potter, Genius Harry Potter, Harry Potter is Lord of Multiple Noble Houses, Harry Potter is Lord Peverell, 1940s, Alternate Universe - 1940s, Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, Pureblood Politics (Harry Potter), Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter), Imperial China, Slow Burn, World War II, world building, Albus Dumbledore Bashing, Manipulative Albus Dumbledore, Possessive Tom Riddle, Sane Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle is Not Voldemort, Dark Harry Potter, Temporary Character Death, Character Death, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle Attend Hogwarts Together, Harry Potter is a Little Shit, Wizengamot (Harry Potter), Pureblood Harry Potter, Pureblood Society (Harry Potter), Muggle-borns are Descended from Squibs (Harry Potter), Ron Weasley Bashing, Hermione Granger Bashing, Molly Weasley Bashing, Ginny Weasley Bashing, BAMF Gringotts Goblins (Harry Potter), Cooking, Dragons, I Will Go Down With This Ship, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst, Angst and Feels, Post-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, The Deathly Hallows, Necromancy, Necromancer Harry Potter, Time Travelling Harry Potter, Royal Harry Potter, regular updates at least once a week, Knights of Walpurgis (Harry Potter), Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, not between Harry and Tom, Tom Riddle is Bad at Feelings, Evil Albus Dumbledore, Historical Inaccuracy, Consensual Underage Sex Series: Part 1 of When the why is clear, the how is easy Summary:

The aftermath of the war left Harry broken with grief. After understanding that his whole life was a lie via an inheritance test, he decides that a fresh start would be the best thing he could do to learn about himself, to uderstand his new power and to connect with his inherintance with the help of powerfull individuals. However, the biggots and thieves will come for him and in his desire to protect himself and his freedom, Harry will find himself displaced in time long before everything went south. Armed with knowledge of things yet to pass Harry decides he will get his revenge, rebuild the wizarding world and have fun along the way. The fact that good old Dumbledore won't even know what hit him will be even sweeter.

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Help with DR house interior!!!

Hello! I need help with the interior of my DR house

i have the photos from Pinterest already (you can add other photos if you are referencing the design/aesthetic or just think it'll pair with the pics I chose) but I don't know where they should be placed inside the house!!! VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW(i think?): THIS IS FOR MY DR! THEREFORE I DONT KNOW THE HOUSE'S SQUARE FT AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF FOR THE ROOMS, PLS JUST MAKE UP THE NECESSARY INFO !!

plus what I truly kinda want are house wings(for being able to place rooms together in the same space in order: like girls rooms/bathrooms/dressing rooms are in the West Wing)

(pic is the house in question btw.)

I want to add: staircases (big grand ones), living rooms/hosting rooms(for guests and hosting balls), bedrooms(for the family), bathrooms, kitchens, libraries, dining rooms, etc. but I don't know where exactly to put them

Pls help!!

I think there's about 4-5 floors but since the house IS elevated, I think there should be a basement and a dungeon(I like to believe a dungeon is below a basement, prolly abt at least 10-12 ft below bc basements are supposed to be 7-8?? Ft below the house, I think???) so it'd prolly be at least 7-8 floors in total(I like the idea of an attic)

(here are some pictures that I saved to get in idea of the aesthetic)

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Muggle!Au where Voldy is Harry's beloved weird Eldritch horror looking cat(everyone's concerned and slightly scared but harry loves the weird fucking thing of a feline). ¡Might be mischaracterized!

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Draco, looking at Harry's background in a zoom meeting: pottah...pottah what is that behind you??

Harry, unaware of everyone's impending confusion: hm? Oh that's my new rescue cat, Voldy! He's a little old so he probably won't do much, don't worry about him :)

Voldemort, scooting around Harry's kitchen counters as if he had no legs like an Eldritch being, with blue skin and no fur:

Draco(and everyone else in the zoom meeting): ...

Harry, thinking everyone's silence is worry for Voldemort: don't worry about him guys! He's fine, he knows his way around the house! :)

Ron: harry....why the fuck is he blue???

(here's the photo for ref/imagination if you can't imagine cat!Voldy)

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Does anyone genuinely know how to shift??

I've been trying to do it but it's not working😭

Plss someone help give me a tutorial

I'm trying to shift into the Hogwarts universe but I can't😭😭😭

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Got another fic I need help finding 😭

This is what I could remember(which isn't a lot)

Philza is an emperor

Wilbur is his advisor/assistant(son#1)

Techno is a royal guard(son#2)

Tommy is a ¿human diplomat?

Wilbur was supposed to pick up a human diplomat but accidentally grabbed tommy instead

Tommy is supposedly Phil's dead brother's scientifical twin/copy(bc humans be weird and greedy like that)

Tags I remember were:

Alternate universe - space

Tommyinnit centric

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TYSM TO THOSE WHO HELPED ME FIND IT LOL I FOUND IT NOW THANKS TO @syergystar

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Someone pls help me 😭😭

I can't find this specific "humans are space orcs/humans are space fae" fic on ao3 and I'm starting to believe that it got deleted 😭

This is what I remember from it:

Ranboo & tubbo are aliens

Tommy's human

Benchtrio are all in space jail or some shit

Povs switch between them but I'm pretty sure that it's ranboo's pov first

Ranboo and tubbo are respectfully afraid of tommy(so is everyone else lmao but not the point)

Tommy drops his puzzle pieces and tubbo & ranboo help pick it up for him

Bc of that Tommy saves them from being beat to a pulp by a bigger alien prisoner after they(ranboo & tubbo) were forced into this makeshift boxing ring(they were getting picked on by the bigger stronger aliens bc they were small and weaker like typical bullies do)

They become best friends and escape or something

The desc was like "the biggest strongest species used to rule the park until the new kids came in and body slammed them" or something similar

Someone pls help me find it 😭😭 I've been looking for a year now

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