Here is a list I have complied over a few months proving that Dan Howell and Phil Lester are NOT who you all think they are.
Keep reading if you want the TRUTH.
1. Dan and Phil often mention the scarcity of their social lives, that they never go outside. But here, pictured, they are in fact outside. (The fans face has been hidden for his/her own privacy).
2. Phil has often expressed his distaste for cheese products. He would often even say that he HATES cheese. But here he is shown, with YouTube sensation Tyler Oakley, eating and enjoying cream cheese. That’s right. CHEESE.
See how he goes back for more in the last photo?
3. In that last year you may have been lead to believe Daniel Howell has naturally curly hair. He has only done this to stray from his old branding. As you can see in the picture below, his hair is naturally as straight as he is.
5. On many occasions, Dan has complained about Phil stealing his cereal. But as you can see in the picture below, the brand Phil “steals” is Kellogg’s CRUNCHY NUT.
But as we have learned in 2013, Dan ONLY eats Kellogg’s KRAVE cereal.
6. In Phil’s recent video, he acknowledged the consistency of his emo hair.
But in this recent photo, you can clearly see this is not the case.
7. As Dan has made apparent throughout the years, he ONLY wears black clothing. As the picture below proves he owns at least ONE piece of coloured clothing. When will the lies stop?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Phil’s real name is not “Phil.” It is in fact Philippe Michelle London. Not so innocent now is he?
9. Recently, Dan tweeted about the hilarity of Phil falling down while dancing, and potentially hurting himself. Would a loving, caring boyfriend do this?! PHAN IS NOT REAL.
10. Phil actually hates lions.
I hope this information is useful to you. We are one step closer to uncovering the truth that Daniel Howell and Philippe London have been hiding from us all.
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