Separate question 2. How would Bucky react to having a daughter in either mafia universe? Especially a mini Steve daughter, all big blue eyes, golden curls and more righteousness than an archangel
oh god this. first, everyone had to suffer 9-months of the boss’s heart eyes and pregnancy kink, now THERE’S A MINI STEVE? FUCK IT, QUITE THE CRIME LIFE AND BECOME A MILKMAN, JERRY, GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!
i’m currently watching lots of jacksepticeye, i’m being loud. shh.
a mini steve. tiny little girl, big blue eyes, blonde curls, squishy dimply cheeks? steve’s baby is the cutest baby ever, like, google cutest baby right now –
okay, did you do it? did you see the world’s cutest baby? STEVE’S BABY IS TEN TIMES CUTER!
bucky’s little girl would be such a spoiled princess. steve would ironically be the disciplined parent, bc bucky would have no sense of self-control when it comes to spoiling his daughter. she gets a pony, she has all the barbies, she has all the model trains and airplanes and her own yacht. steve protests the yacht, bc she’s 2 years old, bucky, what’s she going to do with a fucking yacht???? “ah, ah, see, she can have it when she’s older!” “then give it to when she’s older, moron!” “what if i gave you a yacht, too?” “i don’t want a yacht!” “what if i fuck you on a yacht?” *suspicious silence from steve*
bucky would get her the best schools, she’d have all the opportunities she wants; cheerleading, ballet, baseball, soccer, hockey, theater, golf! whatever she wants! but he wouldn’t spoil her so much she becomes a brat bucky would give his little girl whatever she wanted or needed, but he’d make sure that she worked hard for all of it. if she wants to try basketball, she has to stick it out for the whole season. if she doesn’t like math, sure, he won’t push her to become an engineer, but she can’t just pay the nerd behind her to do her homework. he’ll give her ridiculous gifts for no real reason, but she has to earn her allowance by keeping her room clean and shit. she can’t be a brat, there’s only room for one brat in the barnes-rogers household and steve’s already been given the olympic gold medal in the sport.
that’s it, that’s the joke. princess baby barnes-rogers is not a brat bc steve is already a brat. gimme the award for comedy gold and let’s go home, moony’s tired.