What Are You Doing Here, In The Real World?

24 | pan | married

[hatussy]

tiktoks that snap you out of your mental breakdown 1/♾

[deanwinchesterapologist]

bitches who grew up in the city are like "omg the calming sounds of home 😍😍" and the sounds are like [people yelling outside] [faint explosions] [incessant sirens] [trains rattling]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[givemearmstopraywith]

every day i wake up and drink my silly little coffee while God eats my heart like a pomegranate in front of me

[chotomy]

this is one of the most gorgeous lines ever written about the gods but i can’t take it seriously when it’s preceded by menelaus calling apollo a useless bitch

[chotomy]

orestes vs menelaus

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Danny Phantom AU where his eyes glow or at least reflect even in human form

So basically all I want to see is one of the Fentons going downstairs at 3 AM only to find Danny raiding the fridge with his glowing eyes

[eggwraith]

maddie: honey your eyes! why are they glowing?

danny, lost his last braincell to death disease at fourteen: i. ate ectoplasm?

maddie: straight?!

danny: uh… no i warmed it up and. dipped. my tator tots in it.

maddie, disappointed mother and very excited scientist: what did it taste like

danny: ranch 2

[viostormcaller]

RANCH 2

[kim-my-art]

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

Deadpool: It’s a teenage boy with black hair and blue eyes. I am legally required to pull a Batman.

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[kansasjustgotgayer]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yourtruegae]

I fucking hate this

[omghotmemes]

It’s what Maryland does

[greenglitchbitch]

For once, I’m proud to have lived nearly half my life in Baltimore

[charmammyy]

[hotforphysics-deactivated201407]

[zelvars]

Neighbours 2: Sorority Rising (2016)

[c-bassmeow]

This is the funniest tweet of the entire year

[thosedamnsmoshkids]

hi what the actual FUCK does THIS ONE MEAN

[melxncholymermxid]

Bautista said “say it with your chest”

[azcrowleyfell]

For those who may not know, Dave Bautista is the (former) WWE wrestler Batista

He also plays this gay-ass autistic alien:

He also posted this delightful tweet in response to some homophobic Catholic bullshit:

And he’s been very openly anti-Trump:

https://popculture.com/celebrity/news/dave-bautista-controversial-donald-trump-tweet-divides-fans-wwe-marvel-guardians-star/

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[scarecrowqueen]

This dude took one look at homophobia, bigotry, and toxic masculinity and said ‘fuck that’ and then crushed them all with his enormous biceps and I think that was very excellent of him.

[tygermama]

He looks like he gives great hugs