dni if: you ever put the lock emoji in your bio to signify you weren’t single, you like grapefruit, you actually drink milk, cookie dough is your favorite ice cream flavor, you passed your drivers test on the first try, you’re good at physics, you don’t sleep with any stuffed animals, you call your mother your best friend, your favorite color is purple, you went through a panic! at the disco phase(i am guilty of this one and i regret it every single day), you can sleep with the lights on, you scored higher than a 1500 on your SATs, white chocolate is your favorite kind of chocolate, you obey the speed limit when driving, can’t tolerate spicy foods, can sleep in complete silence, eat breakfast every day, like asparagus, you’re an only child, you wear shoes in the house, you’re a snape apologist, have a good relationship with both your parents, haven’t spontaneously cut your own hair before, you remember to use duolingo for longer than two days, still play flippy race, regularly spend money at lush, like papaya, wear axe deodorant or cologne, wear a bra to sleep, use military time on your phone, went through a bill hader phase, don’t know how to use chopsticks, you prefer drinking over smoking weed, if you sleep with only one pillow, or if you swallow your pills dry xx
