tumblr's #1 pharaoh

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my subjects on the internet have invented a new hieroglyph! Look :.|.;

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do you have a gender, oh great one?

my gender is irrelvant when compared to my absolute power and connection to the gods but also he/him thanks for asking :3

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i need to fire my royal vizier already

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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

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i think i'm addicted to scrolling #myscroll

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happy pride month

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Be sure to send me your tithes as usual. I am the gayest of all