tumblr user pharbitrary

gendah flooid (they/any) - the most annoying guy on the street

[watcherglowcloud0]

bought a frankly ridiculous amount of taco bell that i’ll be feasting on for the next couple days

[pharbitrary]

was there a baja blast involved

[pharbitrary]

coming out as bisexual except my type in men is twinks that are at least 5 years older than me :/

[pharbitrary]

my best friend and i have created lore about ourselves in which he is the ladybug emoji 🐞 and i am the green beetle 🪲. mine is named bug (creative, i know) and his is named butter. together we are bug and butter.

we have a sticker of the two of them standing next to each other that we send each other a bunch which basically means “you’re my friend and i love you a lot” and it gets the message across without having to type all of that! which is nice because sometimes words can lose their meaning.

anyway. i also made us matching bracelets because i’m crafty and i’m always in need of more bracelets and sometimes we make them “fuck” (we hold the charms against each other and make fart noises with our mouths)

bug and butter are of course multitalented critters but their favorite thing to do is go in their rocket ship and explore the stars and they especially like to do that when one of them (us) is sad. and they have a little aphid pet named dodo (named after dodogama from monster hunter) who joins them on their trips.

maybe it’s juvenile, but it makes us both happy. and i think that’s the important part of it all, in the end. and it’s really sweet. i hope every duo can find something like this to have just for themselves :)

[pharbitrary]

i had a sleepover with my girlfriend because there was a chance of an ice storm and it’d be better for me to be stranded at school than at home

anyway, last night we started the new fantastic four movie and around 12:30 i got too eepy to continue so i went to bed and this morning we finished it

then this interaction happened and i’ve been giving her shit for it the whole day

her: [locked in on the movie]

me: i love you

her: mhm

me: MHM??? WHO ARE YOU, HAN SOLO?

her: what- OH FUCK IM SORRY I LOVE YOU TOO NO IM SO SORRY NOOO

she gave me a big hug. it was really funny and it has been making me laugh

[goodomensonprime]

2 #GoodOmens2

[pharbitrary]

right so in one week there’s gonna be a third one?

[pharbitrary]

superboy (will) and the invisible girl (jonathan)

[vityamins]

The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom

[swirlyvie]

me last night

[booksandpaperss]

btw mike’s envisioned future for his sorcerer being “yeah you go to a gay bar and you flirt with men and you’re really good at it and one of the guys looks exactly like me” is killing me dead

[pharbitrary]

one of your girls by troye sivan is one of THEEEE best songs ever released in the 21st century

[bylerworld]

jamie's performance as henry was way scarier than his performance as vecna in my opinion whenever he was on the screen i was terrified and would've definitely run for my life

[pharbitrary]

fun tip: if you’re the sort of person that narrates to yourself the things you’re watching, referring to him as his full name, jamie campbell bower, makes it less scary as the viewer

[sihain]

Having a queer character believe he won't find love and proving him right is not good writing.

Having a character grow up in solitary confinement and then ripping her away from the only family she's ever known to live a life of solitude once again is not good writing.

Having a character be in love with his best friend and then just compare it to a high school crush is not good writing.

Having Eleven say that Mike has always been the person who truly understood her after showing us in the previous seasons that he only sees her as a superhero IS NOT GOOD WRITING.

Having two girls be abused by a man with power for the majority of their lives only to leave them dead and alone as a direct consequence of the trauma they suffered IS VILE WRITING

[pharbitrary]

if henry had a quarter for every time i’ve cried in front of him he’d probably have like 6 bucks which i honestly don’t think is a bad deal

[blueandyellow7]

what the fuck do you mean "he's just my tammy"?? shawn levy, come on, man.

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[kestrelsandcentipedes]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[crypticarchivist]

Socialist in a “won’t let perfect be the enemy of better” way personally.

[pharbitrary]

if i go into 2026 knowing that mike wheeler is still stupid and oblivious and there is actually no possible redemption this time since the series is over we might as well throw the whole year away because what do you mean