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fav song rn :: love. by wave to earth
Slytherin boys as gamer bfs and what games they would play with their significant other?
Gamers >:) | Slytherin Boys
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: cock fighting, animal cruelty, gambling, threats (these are all for fucking tom bc ofc it is...) - suicide joke (mattheo)
contains :: draco, tom. mattheo, theodore, lorenzo
notes :: im ngl idk half of these games in depth - i just heard and seen the sterotypes of these games - fps = first person shooter, dbh = detroit become human, abg = asian baby girl, bow = breathe of the wild ||
DRACO MALFOY sims 4 / roblox
This man sucks ass at gaming, he literally can't do it
His aim is shit, he screams when he's in a fight, and he rage quits the second he loses
So he has to stick to girly games
He has so many mods and cc for sims that it's insane
His pc runs like it's on life support because of this, pls save that poor computer
And he likes playing roblox too sometimes
But he doesn't even play the normal games
Bro plays Dress To Impress and Maple Hospital...
Like what the fuck are you doing there??? Go on BloxFruits or smth man
What's even worse is he eats EVERYONEEE up in Dress to Impress, he literally always top 3
And when he isn't top 3, he curses and swears but it doesn't go through cause tags
He literally cannot do obbys either oh my fucking god
You know that one meme of Sadness from Inside Out dropping her popcorn and someone quote-tweets it saying, "Damn she can't do anything"
That's exactly who Draco is when it comes to gaming
TOM RIDDLE dark web gambling / elden ring
Oh my fucking God this guy can't have a normal hobby ever
He doesn't game at all,,, literally just gambling bruh
He hosts illegal gambling rings online and even host some in the school basement
One time he even hosted an illegal cock ring fight...
Yes,,, he stole the chickens from Hagrid and made them fight....
He even used magic to give them powers like pokemon....
He made a fucking WATER chicken and FIRE chicken fight
Thank god he didn't actually let them kill each other, he just did it until one was near death
But back to gambling - he also manipulates people in so many ways
He casts a spell that silently chants "go all in, go all in" so it subconsciously makes people bet more
Bro even gets some students in DEBT!?!?! Like how tf did you do that and WHYYY would you do that
If someone doesn't come down to the basement in a while to gamble,,, then Tom will fix that
Besides illegal gamlbing...
He plays Elden Ring, which is pretty normal
Besides the fact that he BEAT THAT SHIT IN LIKE 2 DAYS?!!??!!?
Normally streamers, pro gamers, they all take weeks and sometimes even months just to make progress
But Tom is just,,, just better ig?
So yeah... He sticks to gambling cause every other game is just too easy for him
MATTHEO RIDDLE gta V / fortnite / rocket league / nba 2k24
God this guy is the worst sterotypical middle school boy ever
He even had the ugly ass big blue headset with the shit mic on it
They Text The Wrong Number || Slytherin Boys
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: none
contains :: draco, tom, mattheo, theodore, lorenzo
notes :: inspired by - ur not dating in this, because i love writing for crushes instead of actual relationships
DRACO MALFOY || TOM RIDDLE || MATTHEO RIDDLE
Hello love<33 i saw ur requests were open if it hasn't been done before can i request a Potter! Reader x Slytherin boys like the reader is Harry's twin sister?
Absolutely inlove with your writing btwš«¶š«¶
Potter!Reader || Slytherin Boys
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: abuse mention (tom, mattheo)
contains :: draco, tom, mattheo, theodore, lorenzo
notes :: i love this idea so much, i didn't think it would be this fun to write for - also i know neville technically killed voldemort BUT, just go along with me when i say harry killed voldemort
DRACO MALFOY
Getting a crush on someone was already hard enough for Draco to do
To be able to look past someone's flaws and finally see the beauty inside of someone
But all of that was quickly ruined once he found out you weren't just Harry Potter's sibling but his TWIN?
He genuinely gets so upset and angry not only at you but himself
He's not sure how to handle this information
But at the end, he decides that he can't stand the idea of dating Harry Potter's twin and possibly growing to be Harry Potter's brother-in-law
So he tries to avoid you at all times
But he can't, his body just won't allow him
And also, you're really good at finding him
In the end, he learns to accept it but Harry and Draco still bicker and fight
Even when you guys are 20+ years old, they still fight like siblings - which is actually perfect since they're brothers in law now
TOM RIDDLE
After Harry defeated his father, aka Voldemort, and brought "peace" to the world - he's hated his guts
Because although Voldemort was a mass murder, genocide supporter, blood racist, classist, backstabbing, asshole... That was still Tom's dad
But even then, Voldemort wasn't a great father. He was actually the worst father to ever live. For all of Tom's childhood, he was brain washed and tortured to believe his father was amazing, and sadly it worked on him
So finding out that his s/o, which was already an EXTREMELY rare sight since he can't tolerate anyone, was Harry Potter's twin....
Oh, he goes fucking insane and runs away to the forbidden forrest to "process" all of his emotions (he kills almost every animal in there out of pure strength)
Falling for the person who's related to your father's killer is not easy to handle
So,,, honestly I think Tom would break up with you and never give you a shot again
But, he still owns you - he just can't be with you duhhh
If you ever try to move on or get a new boyfriend, he simply make them "disappear"
It makes you isolate yourself from the dating world - but thank god Tom is there to offer to be fwb!
(this was his plan all along. he will never stop loving you but he doesn't have the guts to fully commit to a relationship anyways but he still wants you - so fwb is the easiest solution for him to avoid the guilt of actually dating you whilst still getting to own you in some way)
MATTHEO RIDDLE
He's the exact opposite of Tom, he actually really respects and likes Harry
Hi there! Iām not sure if your still taking requests, but I would love to know your thoughts on how Lorenzo, Theo, Draco, Mattheo, and Tom would react to their s/o wearing their hoodie/sweater. I was thinking headcanons or a Drabble but anything would be great! I really love writing and hope you feel inspired to write even more soon!
Wearing Their Clothes | Slytherin Boys
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: calling theo a man whore, calling enzo a twink,
contains :: draco, tom, mattheo, theodore, lorenzo
notes :: inspired by uhh, nothing really - this prompt has been in my draft for ages and i finallyyyy finished it - THANK YOU to everyone who sends requests, I'm finally getting to them
DRACO MALFOY
When you complained about being cold, he instantly started lecturing you
"I told you it would get cold but your little pea brain didn't process that"
But while he's lecturing you, he's taking off his jumper and handing it to you
It smells like him and it's super soft
He only buys the best material for his clothes, because duhhh
He lets you wear it until you're somewhere warm
Although he loves you, he loves his jumper more
But he does sacrifice some of his jumpers by letting you wear them because, he hates to admit it, but you look super cute in his clothes
TOM RIDDLE
He watches you shiver for a few minutes until he decides to offer his jacket
You could literally be turning blue but he won't offer his jacket until he feels like it
He sighs, as if you asked for his jacket, and drapes his jacket around your shoulders
And guess what,,, he even ZIPS IT UP FOR YOU
AHHHH
Even though he's a dickhead at times, he's still a gentleman
When you put on his jacket, he slightly smirks at how big it is on you
Not cause you're cute, but because it makes him feel powerful to know he's bigger
MATTHEO RIDDLE
Fake Dating | Slytherin Boys
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: none
contains :: draco, tom, mattheo, theodore, lorenzo
notes :: fake dating is the FUEL TO MY LIFE AHHH slightly inspired by "please please please" by Sabrina Carpenter because ofc it is
DRACO MALFOY
He's bullied you for ages, literally making your high school years hell
But after his father and mother pressure him with questions about a girlfriend
He gets sick of it and wants to shut up for ONE NIGHT just one fucking night
So he gets you to pretend to be his partner, because you're the only girl willing to say yes (because ur scared of him)
Corners you and threatens you, "If you don't give me an Oscar worthy performance I will literally burn all of your uniforms and books"
Now you're at his house, eating expensive steak under 3 chandeliers
No one knows why he has 3 chandeliers,,, not even his parents
But instantly, his parents love you for your nerdiness and cuteness
They see you as a sweet and innocent little partner for Draco :)
But uh oh... you were TOO perfect for his parents
Now Draco is asking you to go with his parents to Germany for a "little trip"
Except their idea of a "little trip" is a week vacation in the most expensive hotel and meeting German celebrities
You can't speak German, but Draco can so he helps answer any questions asked towards you
But for some reason, he gets super agitated as you keep attending parties and people keep coming up to you
He gets so mad on the second-to-last-day of the week vacation to the point he grabs some random guys collar and shouts at him
You pull try to pull them apart but it's too late...
Draco gets his ass whooped... Badly... Embarrassingly bad...
You leave the party early, going back to the hotel alone as you patch his wounds
That's when you ask why he was so upset
But he refuses to answer, saying it's just that the guy was annoying
It's obvious that he's lying, so you keep pushing him and pushing him
So he angrily blurts out: "Because people keep fucking asking for your number!!! GOD!!! You're so dense!"
He says as he lightly flicks your forehead before staring deeply into your eyes: conveying everything he's been feeling for you for these past weeks of "fake dating"
TOM RIDDLE
Mattheo is Tom's worse enemy, despite being brothers
Yet again, Mattheo teases and mocks Tom for being a loser with zero "rizz" or whatever that means
He's sick of Mattheo's stupid ass slang, everyday he hears "you're a beta" "ur aura is so low" "zero rizz bruh"
He's literally going to kill him
But sadly he can't do that, so he comes up with a different solution
He chooses you, a random kid he did a project with once, to pretend to be his new partner
You were hesitant but he then threw in an extra bonus, he would do all your homework for two classes of your choice
So obviously you had to take it
He had to prepare you for the worse: Mattheo
Tom forced you to visit his dorm to study how to reply to Mattheo when you finally meet him
He also made you study how to act like a couple in public
Which he knew nothing about... He was technically right about hand holding and matching clothes
But his version of hand holding was very uncomfortable, the type where you don't interlock fingers
And the clothes he picked were ugly as hell, no way you'd ever wear that stuff
So you had to help him a lot with learning how to act natural in relationships
Famous!s/o Makes A Song About Him | Slytherin Boys
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: sexual hints (mattheo)
contains :: draco, tom, matt, theo, lorenzo
summary :: you're a rising pop star, similar to sabrina carpenter/olivia rodrigo and you dedicate a song to them
notes :: heavy inspo from @goldsainz and their writing for f1 drivers! i've been binge reading all of their stuff pls go read it :) they're lowkey inspiring me to make my own f1 page LMAOOOO
DRACO MALFOY "i know i have good judgement, i know i have good taste" - please please please by sabrina carpenter
He listens to the sing intensely, he's enjoying it but you can't read his face properly - thank god you were performing on stage so you couldn't look at his judgy face
But as you keep singing and poking jokes at him, he can't help but break his strong stare and chuckle. He hated admitting that you were funny, but goddamnit your fans just recorded him laughing and blushing
Once you finish performing, he smiles happily and cheers. He can't help but continue to laugh and shake his head from his own shock that YOU, the (y/n) who's famous, beautiful, and talented, is singing a song about HIM???
He'd never admit that all out loud, but you could read him so easily, you knew he was wrapped around your finger
Once your performance is over he greets you backstage with a smile that he's desperately trying to hide
"The song was a solid 8/10" he says as you scoff at him, you could tell he loved it and was too much of a wuss to admit it
And you were right, he has that song on REPEAT - he probably gave you like a million streams on his own
TOM RIDDLE "my baby, here on earth - showed me what my heart was worth" - my love mine all mine by mitski
When he first heard it, he's shocked that it's so somber and slow compared to your usual upbeat songs
He's even more shocked when he hears the lyrics and how simple yet impactful it is, it almost makes him blush
Tom has always been a sucker for poetry and music with simple instrumentals, so when you combined those both into this song he felt so loved
Once you finish performing it for the first time, he can't help but smile to himself, looking at the floor and putting his hand over his mouth to mask his happiness
When you finally come back stage, he walks up to you and hugs you tightly - despite PDA being literally vomit worthy for him
It surprises you so much, you weren't even aware you could have this impact on the cold-hearted Tom - but you did and you loved every second of it
Your song plays on repeat for him constantly, it reminds him that he's loved. He's never ever felt that in his entire life, even from his own brother
The song healed a small part of his deeply broken heart and soul, and he's so grateful for you to bring him even the slightest bit of joy, especially because he knows how difficult he is at times
Should I make a separate Tumblr blog for F1 racing or do it on this account?
Make a new blog
Do it here
I've been getting super invested in F1 racing and other stuff but it doesn't really suit this blog. This blog is mostly for fictional media, like Harry Potter or anime etc
But I think if I made an F1 blog then I would do irl stuff, so like F1 and youtubers that I like
But making a new account is kinda tiring lowkey š and idk if i wanna go through all of that and restarting for a new fandom - But I also know that if I randomly add F1 and youtubers to this blog, some people will leave cause it's no longer Harry Potter/Anime
I love Mattheo sm and I feel like Mattheo is the guy that sleeps around A LOT but only has one or two girls he really dates, and is loyal to them. She's probably one of of pansy's friends too, so they are very close in the friend group. He would also make it very obvious and be very touchy, like if there's a group hangout or sleepover he's holding your thigh or waist, and when you guys lay down you're ON TOP of him, like he wants you and will make it knownnnnn. Anyways he's such a pookie even if he's a psycho he's cute.
YESSSS AGREEED!!!! I love the idea of possessive Mattheo
Roommates || Slytherin Boys
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: none
contains :: tom riddle, mattheo riddle, theodore nott
summary :: enemies to lovers! somehow, you have been roomed with one of the slytherin boys against your will. most likely due to some future disaster that dumbledore is trying to prevent. these are some texts i think you would have with each other! - š :: masterlist!
TOM RIDDLE
MATTHEO RIDDLE
PLEAAASEEE PLEASSEEE PLEASSEEEE Give me ideas on what to do with Theo, Draco, and Lorenzo! I want to finish this series so badly but idk what to do with them
Alsoooo I might do this for Harry, Ron, Viktor, and others if it blows up or if I get too many ideas šš
Love your writings and blog šš
AHHH THANK YOU SMMMM <333 I love fat pandas so much omg
slytherin boys see you get flirted with at a party
ā in this scenario, the slytherin boys and u are in the talking stage
ā draco malfoy
similar to tom, he would just storm out
asks you about it the next day in an accusing tone
clingy all day after u tell him you didnāt flirt back (his way of apologizing)
weirdly enough, after being scared and never straightforward in the talking stage, he mans up and asks you to be his gf
ā blaise zabini
chuckles to himself as he sees you looking bored and repulsed
doesnāt intervene, he knows he has no right since you guys arenāt official yet
if the guy starts being a dick, he will get u out, otherwise will only ask you about it the next day
feels jealous, but this just proves to him that he needs to ask you to be his gf asap
ā tom riddler
doesnāt even think about the possibility that the guy coming onto you is against your will
leaves without a word
the guy somehow happens to be paired up with him in dueling practice next monday
he does not hold back
he will not talk to you for a week
ā lorenzo berkshire
ādid u flirt back? bet you did, huhā in the meanest tone ever
would give u the silent treatment for a small time
you already know heās gonna be at your dorm room at 2 am after Blaise talked to him and called him a bitch for acting like a one
never apologizes for his behavior, but is more open about u two having something going on between u onward to prevent any future casualties of the sort
ā theodore nott
notices you being flirted with and happens to spill a drink on the guy
looks at said guy with 0 remorse, hits him with an āoopsā before walking away
leaves you alone since he knows you two arenāt official (yet), he just needed to get u away from that prick. itās for your sake. youāre welcome.
ā mattheo riddle
sees you being flirted with almost immediately since he was staring at you from the other end of the room
walks over to you and puts a hand on your waist, looking at the guy with a āfuck offā look
the guy is pissed off and walks off
heās also pissed off and u tease him for being jealous
generally just very possessive and always has a hand on your waist, arms, back, thighs, whatever heās allowed for the rest of the night
ā this is my first tumblr post of the sort so please give me tips on how to make them better or how to make them more like their charcter would be, if i made them ooc. botched english? 1 am and not my first language HA
thank uuu ^^
AHH!! This is so good <333 I love this!
MASTERLIST UPDATEDDD
OH MY GODDDD that shit took forever
Lorenzo's links r literally broken AND IDK WHY :(
I think I hit the max for links on a post so I'm going to be creating my 2nd harry potter master list :)
ALSO!!! I will write for Blue Lock once the movie comes out,,, just been unmotivated to write for my sweet boys cause I've been stuck on Harry Potter for so long š
HARRY POTTER MASTERLIST PART 1: https://www.tumblr.com/phas3d/739920686701740032/harry-potter-masterlist?source=share
idk what to request tbh but i wanna help, so like, maybe idk them react to some wild, most out of pocket drunk post? like they should be jailed immediately kind of post, yknow?
Drunk Posts || Slytherin Boys
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: alcohol (all), car crash (draco), death threats (draco, theo), fat shaming jokes (draco), mentions of sex (tom), HEAVY BLOOD (matt),
contains :: draco, tom, mattheo, theodore, lorenzo
notes :: i love doing these tweets thingy but it's so awkward to have like 50 photos saved just for this lmao but it's worth it - š :: masterlist!
DRACO MALFOY
TOM RIDDLE
MATTHEO RIDDLE
Annoying Habits Pt. 2 || Slytherin Boys
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: none
contains :: draco malfoy, tom riddle, mattheo riddle, theodore nott, lorenzo berkshire
summary :: cute and stupid things they do because i love fluff for some reason right now - š :: masterlist!
DRACO MALFOY (saying "fun facts" that's common knowledge)
Being the smartest person in the room is the hardest thing ever, so thank GOD Draco is not him. He will run to you with full confidence to tell you about any new discovery he makes. It's new to him, but common sense to everyone else. But you don't have the heart to tell him it's basic knowledge because you know he'll never trust you again.
"You HAVE to follow me, it's the craziest thing EVER!" Draco said as he dragged you out of your dorm to run to the quad.
Whenever he's done this, you knew you needed to put on your best ever acting skills. You follow behind him, trying to predict what he'll say but before you complete those thoughts, he cuts you off.
"LOOK. AT. THIS!" He says as he points at the sky. You were confused, genuinely unsure of how to react since you weren't sure what to be shocked at.
"Oh wow uh, that's amazing!" You say hesistantly."
Draco was unsatisfied with your reaction, understanding that you had no clue what he was referencing too.
"Love," He paused for dramatic effect "Do you not see the MOON is fully in view during broad daylight?"
He said it with the highest confidence, somehow gaslighting you into genuinely feeling dumb despite knowing the moon is out during day time.
"W-Wow! You're so smart!" You say as an automatic response as he smiles, glad to teach you something.
"I know I am" He says, despite it not being in his personality list at all.
TOM RIDDLE (mocking you)
It is in Tom's blood to be mean, since he is he son of Voldemort. This caused him to have a tremendously hard time trying to make friends. Even when he acted as if he was a normal person, he would get tired and eventually snap to his true self: a blunt cold person. Because of this, he's not sure how to act in most situations since he has no clue how to react to most things. Thankfully, he has you to show him how to act.
When you two watch movies, he pays attention to you as well to see how to react. Or when you go out and talk with others, he copies your little mannerisms. It was cute at first to know that you're helping him adjust to society. But it quickly become annoying since he is extremely good at reading you.
It's gotten to the point where he can predict almost everything that you'll say, matching your tone, pitch, and even lisp perfectly. You could say nothing during a conversation and he'd be able to fill in the gaps exactly how you would.
"Tom-" You were interrupted.
"Where's my science notebook?" Tom mocks you, using a higher voice and over-exaggerating your harsh k's.
You sigh, which he also copied, before you playfully hit him with a small smile. "I told you to stop copying me!" You and Tom both say in unison.
"Your book is on your bed, hidden under your unfolded clothes. I recommend you clean it, I can tell all of your clothes are wrinkled already." He says as he flips his book to the next page.
"Oh shut up" You say as Tom copies you yet again.
when you become famous a rich because of how much of a good author you are please donāt forget usšš»šš»
but on a serious note your ability to characterize characters (ESPECIALLY characters like tom riddle, mattheo riddle, lorenzo, and theo who either got barely any screen time or are fanon characters) is so damn impressive. like every time i read one of your works iām like āYEAH HE WOULD SAY/DO THAT, HOWD THEY KNOW?ā
AHHH STAWPPP Ur so sweet omg
I'm so glad to be bacckkkkkk
Little life update
I graduated!!! With honors, seal of bi-literacy, and president of 3 clubs! Rank 30/321 !!! WOOOOO
I'm jobless and school-less for once YAYYYY
I already committed to college (won't say cause privacy but it's a UC)
I'm going to see Mitski in SF during September
And I'm trying to get Wave to Earth tickets today!!
And I just had my GradNite and got to go to Universal and get some Harry Potter merch!
SO basically! I'M FREE TO WRITE WHENEVERRRR
I'm not sure if I'll be able to do daily posts like I used to, but maybeeee every other day?? is that bi-daily or smth? no clue
Can you do slytherin boys with a reader whoās a terrible cook like really bad and she cooks for them
Bad Cook || Slytherin Boys
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: food, vomit mentions
contains :: draco, tom, mattheo, theodore, lorenzo
notes :: i also cant cook for shit even though ive taken a culinary class LMAOOO - š :: masterlist!
DRACO MALFOY
Acts as if he's not shocked when you surprise him with a homemade lunch
But in reality, he's so honored to know that you care enough about him to make him a whole meal
Starts to brag to other people around him, like "Yeah, my partner just made me lunch no big deal"
He takes a bite out of it and starts to slowly chew it...
Too much salt, not mixed properly, chicken was slightly pink, jesus christ even the fucking bento box you put it in was slightly melted
Draco has no clue how the fuck you messed up his lunch so awfully but he has to thug it out
His entire group is watching him risk getting salmonella just for you so he doesn't have to admit that your cooking is bad
After he finishes it all,,, he throws up
Instantly he signs you up for cooking lessons
But when you get offended by this and even start to tear up, his soft spot opens up
So then he offers to join in for the cooking lessons and you're instantly happier by that
TOM RIDDLE
When you first made him food, he was slightly shocked that youād make him anytbing
He was super weary of it at first, he refused to let his guard down for anything
Deeply inspects the food at first, like INSANELY
Pulls out a microscope and investigates each and every cell of it
He even makes Mattheo try it first just in case thereās a secret spell that he canāt see
(Mattheo doesnāt even realize Tomās bad intentions, he just views it as free food š)
But once he realizes itās fully safe and that he shouldnāt doubt you so much, he tries it
And ohā¦
Surprisingly, heāll take it like a champ and swallow it
And heāll even eat MORE of it???
Because heās used to super shit food
He grew up in an orphanage before he found out he was Voldemorts son, so heās used to it
If anything, he kinda likes the nostalgia it brings back for him
But, once he finished and you ask for a review: heās honest that it tastes like shit
But that he doesnāt care :ā)
Will cook with you next time and give you tips on how to be better
Because heās actually a really good cook himself
He learned how to cook because the elves werenāt making food up to his standard LOL
Now cooking together is a nightly-ritual for you too
MATTHEO RIDDLE
Mattheo was in an orphanage with his brother for most of his life, so he's used to shit food
When he takes a bite of your burnt, expired, and disgusting sandwich, he doesn't flinch