☆ CYBER SPICE ! ☆

i'm a rookie at best, man, i'm no slim shady. those were the golden times, now we have to call her maybe. independent private 90's inspired horror/crime oc.

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FILED  UNDER  : //  venomvice.

gracefully and lithely ; caesar sits down next to the blonde , his hand resting on the arm of the couch . he runs a hand through ‘cilla’s soft locks , giving her a smile he rarely shows anybody .  ❝  HEY  , don’t be down . i’ll get you a new copy , yeah ? your guy’s got his  CONNECTIONS ,  ❞  he says, twinkle in those glowing-honey eyes .

❝  DARLIN’ , if i’m offerin’ ,  OF COURSE  i’m buyin’ . what do you take me for , some kind of  MONSTER  ?  ❞  he suggests playfully , shooting her a wink .

             she  gives  him  a  frown,  more  of  a  dramatic  pout  than  anything  else.  ❝  you’re  totally  buggin,  big  guy.  what  black  market  game  guy  do  you  know  that  i  don’t ?  ❞  amusement  colors  her  tone  despite  her  best  efforts,  head  lolls  to  the  side  so  his  fingers  can  card  through  blonde  hair  easily.  ❝  good,  cause  i  am  fresh  outta  dead  presidents.  gotta  break  into  that  rainy  day  fund  hella  soon.  ❞

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i feel like cilla and ash would be a kinky couple. tell me i'm wrong

cilla ? thinking ash is a hottie & also helping dispose of dead bodies ? more likely than u think

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cilla’s hold music on her phone is t.oxic by b.ritney s.pears. if you call her and she puts u on hold (which she tends to do sometimes if she’s in the middle of a job or a round of a game that shes particularly into), u WILL immediately get an earful of with the taste of ur lips --

[rlyprettyarchived]

dove cameron in CARscendants.

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anyway. where r the cute girls for cilla to flirt with. 

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some ppl are really out here thinking i still give a fuck about them when i have barely thought about them for almost three months ?? and other ppl r really out here sending me anons saying they’re still vaguing. like i appreciate the heads up but i’m perfectly content ignoring the fact these people exist .

[angstmemes]

horror movie starter sentences

“I just love a man who gives you head - and lets you keep it!” “It’s alive! It’s alive!” “We’re going to need a lot of bullets.” “I am the devil and I am here to do the devil’s work.” “Heeeere’s Johnny!” “My mummy always said there were no monsters– no real ones– but there are.” “That cold ain’t the weather. That’s death approaching.” “…and remember. The next scream you hear may be your own!” “They won’t stay dead.” “When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth.” “In space, nobody can hear you scream.” “I warned you not to go out tonight.” “It started in May in a small town. And every month after that whenever the moon was full… it came back.” “Be afraid. Be very afraid.” “Suicide is like the ultimate ‘fuck you’.” “Ding dong. You’re dead.” “Humans are such easy prey.” “The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is…they’re dead.” “You have the right to remain silent. Forever.” “He’s in town with a few days to kill.” “Oh yes, there will be blood.” “You are who you eat.” “Something has found us.” “What an excellent day for an exorcism.” “Drink from me. And live forever.” “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” “We all go a little mad sometimes.” “They’re here…” “I wanna play a game.” “I see dead people.” “I think we’ll start with a reign of terror.” “Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?” “We all go a little mad sometimes… Haven’t you?”

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cilla : sees a pretty girl cilla : slides right on up cilla : aye girl whats yr aim handle ;)

[ichorveiins]

AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS

episode two - the secret of spoons. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )

❝ can you hear me ? ❞

❝ you want help ? fine. ❞

❝ let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a man got fucked. now, how is that for a story ? ❞

❝ let me paint a picture of what’s waiting for you on the shore. ❞

❝ and all for what ? ❞

❝ and i ain’t even started yet. ❞

❝ this guy gets it. ❞

❝ angry is good. angry gets shit done. ❞

❝ you’re already dead, asshole. at least die a sacrifice for something worthwhile. ❞

❝ let. the motherfucker. burn ! let it all burn. ❞

❝ were you shot at ? ❞

❝ well it depends on who you ask. ❞

❝ i don’t know what the fuck you speak of. ❞

❝ how was the funeral ? ❞

❝ you wanna come in and talk about it ? ❞

❝ mmm-mmm-mmm. what a little asshole. ❞

❝ oh, you know him ? ❞

❝ they don’t have a fucking clue. ❞

❝ i don’t give a fuck if they don’t have a fucking clue, i want one ! give me a fucking clue ! ❞

❝ good. compact amended. ❞

❝ your first bed as a free man. enjoy it. ❞

❝ an assault on you is an insult to me. don’t think because i didn’t lose my temper i am not angry, or am lacking a plan. ❞

❝ i didn’t mean to wake you. ❞

❝ they told me you died. ❞

❝ you were just having a bad dream. ❞

❝ you going to miss it ? ❞

❝ too many people tell each other not to repress their emotions, to release their feelings, to let the pain go. there’s a lot to be said for bottling up emotions. ❞

❝ what i say has got to be said, so i want you to consider my words very carefully. ❞

❝ say it. ❞

❝ you are only obligated to feel bad about that for so long. ❞

❝ let there be beauty where there can be. ❞

❝ plan is, we will be meeting with a number of people preeminent in their respective fields, and then we will rendezvous in one of the most important places in the country. ❞

❝ i don’t like dropping in on friends empty handed. ❞

❝ you can’t look out for yourself, how the hell are you gonna look out for me ? ❞

❝ not so fast. we need to talk, [ … ] . ❞

❝ funny how things supposed to make you look good only make it worse. ❞

❝ the fuck is this ? ❞

❝ i’m all sorts, [ … ] .❞

❝ i’m the one they sacrifice to. then till now. ❞

❝ time and attention. better than lamb’s blood. ❞

❝ i hate that. i hate that they were hurting you, [ … ] . i would never do that to you. ❞

❝ i want you in my camp with us. ❞

❝ look at it like this: we’re the coming thing. we are already here. ❞

❝ i was impressed with how you dealt with him/her/them. ❞

❝ who’d have thought you had it in you ? ❞

❝ he/she/they were underestimating you. they all are. not a mistake i’ll make. ❞

❝ i can give you so much more. you name it, honey. what do you need ? ❞

❝ don’t fight gravity, [ … ] . i’ve been at this a while. ❞

❝ i’m trying to help you. ❞

❝ keep your neck out of the belt. ❞

❝ that went as well as can be expected. ❞

❝ i think i’m losing my mind. ❞

❝ oh, like the rest of your life is sane. ❞

❝ at times, the universe does seem to have singled you out for unique abuse. in these moments you have to ask yourself, would i rather be ignored ? ❞

❝ always better dead than forgotten, and no one is ever going to forget you. ❞

❝ it’s a sudden onset of strange. fair cause for consternation, unless strange is a new language and what we’re doing here is vocabulary building. ❞

❝ you may have to consider that you didn’t see what you saw, or you did. the world is either crazy or you are. they’re both solid options. take your pick. ❞

❝ when you decide, come and tell me. but don’t rush into it. take your time. difficult decision. ❞

❝ there are bigger sacrifices one might be asked to make than going a little mad. ❞

❝ you wanna know the secret of my success ? the secret is charm. ❞

❝ i only come when matters are vital, as they are now. ❞

❝ god, you are gorgeous. you have not aged. ❞

❝ the truth is not what people want to hear. ❞

❝ prettiest woman, prettiest lies. ❞

❝ black as night, sweet as sin. you take coffee, then i read your future. ❞

❝ he does not know our world. ❞

❝ i’m easing him in. ❞

❝ you are the worst man i have ever seen. ❞

❝ nice to see you, old friend. i brought a gift. ❞

❝ i come here only to share bread and information. what you do with the latter is entirely up to you. ❞

❝ i’d be happy to help. ❞

❝ oh, he is nobody’s husband, and i am nobody’s wife. ❞

❝ family is who you survive with when you need to survive, even if you do not like them. ❞

❝ i am not a good cook. when i was younger there were servants to make meals. here there are no servants; there’s only us. ❞

❝ learning is beneath me. ❞

❝ i thought you were supposed to read tea leaves ? ❞

❝ that bad, huh ? any good news ? ❞

❝ you brought that madness into my life once. never again. ❞

❝ you know me. you know what these hands have done. ❞

❝ you don’t want me, you want [ … ] , and he’s/she’s/they’re not here. ❞

❝ it will be glorious, win or lose. ❞

❝ i am tired of glorious. ❞

❝ everyone thought he/she/they must be the good one. so i became me. ❞

❝ time passes. now i am gray. ❞

❝ i think in the old country i am forgotten, and here, i am like a bad memory. ❞

❝ i know the killing. ❞

❝ to give a good death is art. ❞

❝ every man’s an equal. ❞

❝ is good ? ❞

❝ first blood is mine. so you’ve lost. game is done. ❞

❝ i just started. ❞

❝ ten thousand deaths made right here. ❞

❝ it’s your move. ❞

❝ he’ll take that shot. no joke, no boast, no half-measures. how good are you ? ❞

❝ it’s your decision. ❞

❝ when my voice breaks on this song, remember old love gone. ❞

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Send ‘*’ to kiss my muse full on the lips.

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           i fixed my icons !!  like this post for a lil starter.

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FILED  UNDER  : //  venomvice.

dust wafts up in caesar’s direction, tickles that  STRONG ROMAN  nose of his. he grumbles, letting out an undignified sneeze.  ❝  well  THAT  was unpleasant,  ❞  he mumbles, eyeing the stuffed rabbit with disdain. as if for some reason, the inanimate object has any sort of accountability.

❝  yeah, dusting just  MIGHT  be on the to-do-list,  SUGAR  .  ❞

             she  can’t  help  the  little  snort - laugh  that  escapes,  grinning  up  at  caesar.  ❝  sorry.  ❞  something  gives  a  sneaking  suspicion  that  she’s  not  actually  that  sorry.  ❝  i  gotta  hire  a  better  custodian.  i  don’t  have  time  to  be  climbing  on  top  of  my  games  all  night.  ❞  examining  the  doll  for  a  moment  before  shrugging  her  shoulders,  chucking  it  into  a  trash  can.  heartless.