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Ask me if I like the color green

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Life got so serious that I almost forgot lemons 🍋 and limes 🍋‍🟩 were more than just fruits..

Remember your Wattpad roots

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Yall ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂just wanted😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂TO FUCKING DIE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

No tags im living a risqué life

[ihysmbily]

I LOVE READING “X READER” SO MUCH.

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When an x reader turns into the authors self insert..

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I hate when I stop being able to scroll on my for you

Am I not worth it enough to read my smaus and one shots or what