I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG

Penned by Soul/With the master PLAN

[hufflepuffhaven]

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[phdeggman]

@chaosbcund​ is the video game boy he is the one who wins

   Every time the doctor found himself against the chaos powered version of his blue nemesis defeat befell him shortly after. To say that seeing that distinctive yellow form was something he would rather avoid at all costs wouldn’t be an understatement.

   Still, there’s undeniable potential in such unbridled chaos and Eggman would be lying if he said he hasn’t been scheming for a way to harness it for his own nefarious gain.

What’s the worse that could happen? Fleetway ate an entire bathbomb for crying out loud

   The plan is simple, distract the super powered probably deadly hedgehog until his badniks can cage him in, write down whatever useful data can be gained, ???, profit. And if things don’t go as planned make a glorious tactical retreat in the egg mobile. Ho ho, Delightfully devilish Eggman.

“Ah! If it isn’t Fleetway! What a coincidence to find you here! Life’s treating you well I hope?”

[phdeggman]

@cobaltspeedster​ said: You’re not even a real gamer

“Just because your tiny rodent brain cannot comprehend the finesse of turn based strategy games does not make me a fake gamer!”

“GAMES ARE MORE THAN JUST BUTTON MASHING AND GOING FAST YOU IMBECILE!”

[phdeggman]

@metallicshard​ said: Hello you're listening to 'Just Destroyed Your Base' radio, caller. Got any requests?

“Why yes how kind of you, I just have a small one and I’m sure you all know this one. It goes something like this.”

“SOMEONE STOP THAT GOD DAMN FAILURE OF A ROBOT!!!!!!!”

[flammend]

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Please, don’t talk to me about “All lives matter.” Nobody said that all the other lives aren’t important. We are currently focusing on the ones that are severely getting hurt the most.

Unfollow me all you want, I don’t fucking care. I refuse to be silent at a time like this. 

[flammend]

UPDATE: If the number doesn’t work for you, here is a link where you can still sign a petition. 

here is the LINK.

[phdeggman]

blunderbots·:

Cubot immediately perks up, puffing out his chest as his tail wags a bunch, “YOU THINK I’M DEPENDABLE?? WOW!! IF THIS IS A DREAM, I SURE HOPE YOU AIN’T WAKIN UP ANY TIME SOON!!”

He’s gonna set them down on the nearest table with ease. “HOW’RE WE S'PPOSED TO KNOW IF IT’S A DREAM? YOU RECKON I SHOULD PINCH YA?”

“Don’t test your luck Cubot, your physical appearance may have improved but it looks to me you are still the same up there. you better not expect praise from me any time soon”

“Ha! Only a fool would believe such low stimulus to be enough to discern dream from reality. No Cubot, as a man of science I have a more intensive approach in mind. And it’s one you can give me quite the hand with as well.” The Doctor had a sinister glint in his eye as he stared at Cubot.

[phdeggman]

@smileimi​ said: how come you have more hair on your face than you do your head?

“Just because you thought of something doesn’t always mean you should say it”

“And if it will help you from pestering me with such foolish nonsense, this is a top tier Doctor Eggman look!  It’s called fashion Eimi, look it up!”

[phdeggman]

Cubot @blunderbots​  said: "HEY BOSS, GOT THEM RECYCLED MOTOBUG PIECES YOU WANTED! I THINK THAT WAS YOU... WHERE YOU WANT EM?"

“Ah! Excellent work Cubot! And here I was thinking I would have to take a couple of pieces from you to finish this! Just leave them over there and I’ll-”

“...say Cubot, is this one of those dream situations again where I forget I shouldn’t eat so much before bed and start dreaming about crazy things like for example you suddenly appearing like a dependable lackey? I was hoping to at least be conquering the world and not simple Airship maintenance you know, always hated not being a lucid dreamer”

[phdeggman]

@boomerangbadger​ said: hits you in the fucking face with a boomerang

Sticks once he stops seeing Hedgehog stars you better start running

[phdeggman]

cravedcombat·:

Dad is back dad is back dad is back!

>> [ AFFIRMATIVE. REPORTING: {DEITY_FILES} HAS RECEIVED MULTIPLE UPDATES, INFORMATION HAD VERY RECENTLY BEEN MADE CLEAR. {DUPLICATES_FILES} HAS RECEIVED MINOR UPDATES, LIMITED ACTIVITY IN RECENT WEEKS. ]

>> [ … {PROJECT_ROSEGG} HAS BEEN UPDATED. OUTCOME IS..UNCERTAIN. ]

Yes Daddy is back Hyper you are getting a head pat use it wisely

“Oh ho ho splendid news indeed! I knew I could count on you Hyper, truly I can never hope to make a better masterpiece! I think you deserve a reward for your efforts wouldn’t you say?”

“Come then, there are many things to be done, and those first files could give me the surge of inspiration I’m looking for your next GIFT”

[phantomhowl]

@phdeggman | Entered the wolf’s den.

ᚐᚚᚐᚐᚔད Alarms blared throughout the Doctor’s airship.            Ruby signatures were popping up all over the place- zipping back and forth between the different locations with absolute reckless abandon, and without any sort of pattern- aside from that they were all closely centering on one specific position.

            The bridge. Where Eggman currently was.

             Phantom materializes within the bridge after a few more jumps to different locations- tossing the head of an egg pawn up and down in her hand like a glorified frisbee.

ᚋᚋᚔད◇ཌᚔᚍ᚜ “ Man, you’re really KILLING it with                     these defenses, huh, Doc ? “

                  “ It took MORE than just breathing on                     your little toys to break them this                     time ! “

[phdeggman]

   Eggman desperately eyed every monitor and sensor at his reach, trying to make heads or tails or what could possibly be making such a fast paced assault at his defenses. He had ruled Sonic and friends out of being the culprits due to the nature of the attack. Besides, he saw no randomness in the pattern but instead the attempt of someone trying to make a well announced entrance only he would recognize. 

   It was the reading of a sensor that cleared all doubts and made the Doctor genuinely concerned for the identity of this intruder. The energy levels indicated the culprit was wielding a very troublesome item, one which Eggman had hoped to part ways forever.

   Regardless of the wielder, the Phantom Ruby has brought him nothing but trouble.

“YOU!!!!!”

“How DARE you waltz into my airship unannounced and cause such a ruckus?! If you came to criticize my work then I’ll have you known I would’ve thrown a proper welcoming party if I knew that cursed RUBY was involved. STATE your business ‘Phantom’!”

[phdeggman]

cobaltspeedster said: nik

cobaltspeedster said: BUTT

cobaltspeedster said: ro

[zonepolice]

“  ━━ ◤ THAT’S SIR TO YOU

                                               PENNED BY YAZZY.

               READ GUIDELINES BEFORE INTERACTION.

  c: x

[phdeggman]

Anonymous said: Eggman needs the Bob Ross channel!

“WHY IS THAT MAN GIVING THAT TREE A “FRIEND”?? TREES DON’T NEED FRIENDS THEY NEED ROBOTIC ALTERATIONS TO MAKE THEM MORE PRODUCTIVE AND BETTER LOOKING!!! AND ITS MISSING A CASINO!! THIS SHOW SUCKS!!”

[cravedcombat-archive]

— d AD IS B A CK ???

[phdeggman]

“Hyper!! I hope you’ve been keeping close watch and logging anything of interest while daddy was away~”

[phdeggman]

@nowyoureplayingwithprower​ said: "Hey Eggman, I did you a favor and fixed your TV. You get the Robot and Tech channel now. You're welcome."

“How awfully KIND of you Tails! Truly such a kind deed can have no ulterior motives other than to help your great friend Doctor Eggman...”

“Spill the beans Tails, what is it that you want? And before you mention anything regarding my eternal conflict with that blue hedgehog know that my answer will always be ‘No, I hate that hedgehog and I will destroy him one day’“

[phdeggman]

@smileimi​ said: shout out to the people who don’t know what the opposite of in is . ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (welcome back!)

“You are killing me, you know that Eimi? You are killing Doctor Eggman”