PhenoCode

Code, and "not-code"

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Q: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Yes.

stackoverflow

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Hip, Hip, Array!

["hip","hip"]

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Class is inherited.

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

A: Inheritance

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WHERE do they come up with this stuff?

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

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Same thing, right?

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Knock Knock...

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

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Internet Explorer.

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IT Consultants VS Management

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must be an IT Consultant", says the balloonist.

"I am" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

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I Do Mass Quantities of Code

A pile of binary, a laptop and a razor blade. Killer programmer/geek/nerdy design. Men's and Women's sizing from XS - 3XL. Ships in 48 hours!

Quite possibly the best shirt ever.

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Learn to develop websites, program, or even start your own development business! Amazing resource for anyone interested in developing.