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fucking a clown and you put your dick in and everything's going great, but as soon as you try to pull out of that clussy your cock just keeps getting longer and longer until you have just meters worth of dick lying in a mess on the bed and aw man I have to stop writing this post because I realised it's definitely someone's real kink and I can't handle the pressure of finishing this post in a satisfying way. wait nevermind I got it. you finally reach the end and the tip of your penis has become a beautiful bouquet of plastic roses that squirt water when you sniff them. except the water is. well. you know.
Cant believe my clown obsessed ass came back to this
Tumblr will always be the most cursed yet hilarious place
Tales of a mexican MC
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I… kinda just want not to think about all the inconformity everywhere with the Nightbringer and original OM! Changes. So I'll just pretend nothing's happening (๑・̑◡・̑๑)
Warnings: none
Characters: Diavolo and Barbatos
Category: Imagine (thank you whoretaglia!)
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Barbatos: There was once an occasion where the young master's father was involved in a duel with an adult human…
Diavolo: oh, yes! My father told me the human was armed only with a machete
Diavolo:
Diavolo: somehow, the human won
MC: that sounds oddly familiar…
METALHEADS OF THE FANDOM! Im back with another list of songs. These are a bit more specific with the exception of Diavolo and Barbatos as I wasn't sure what to choose for them. And no Luke this time. Enjoy 🙃
Lucifer - Closure by Chevelle
Mammon - Drug of Choice by 10 Years
Leviathan - Wasteland by 10 Years
Satan - Perfect Machine by Starset
Asmodeus - Beautiful by 10 Years
Beelzebub - Russian Roulette by 10 Years
Belphegor - Dying Youth by 10 Years
Diavolo - Breach Birth by Chevelle
Barbatos - Change (In The House Of Flys) by Deftones
Simeon - Don't Fake This by Chevelle
Solomon - Failure by Breaking Benjamin
So I was told that Barbatos falling for MC in S4 was rushed, didn't make sense etc etc and I was 100% ready to agree because he barely seemed to like them in S3 and 3/4ths of S4 and I was completely sure nothing could suddenly change that
But like....
Okay look assuming he was always intrigued by MC and I mean who wouldn't be? They managed to make pacts with all 7 sins within a year, they're a human determined to live permanently with demons, they're literally a ticking time bomb, they became solomon's apprentice even after he ended things badly with his previous apprentice, they managed to make solomon change his views on demons - and that's not even the whole of it so yes they're very intriguing and I'm sure even Barbatos who wasn't into them was at least intrigued, intrested, drawn in by at least curiosity
Anyway imagine being Barbatos at the moment he fell for them
Imagine being half delirious, weaker than he's ever been, barely standing on his feet, 100% sure he's going to die via magical blackhole and terrified of abandoning Diavolo, and he gets saved by MC, not even by their magic but by pure brute strength, they wrap their arms around him and clutch him to their chest and protect him from the whipping wind, they save him and protect him and he's never needed to be saved or protected before, he's never needed to depend on someone before, and for someone who works as much as Barbatos, who's in this position because he saved three of the brothers and took on too much, to be able to let go of all that responsibility for even a second, to be able to sag into someone else and know that they'll take care of everything must be blissful, and then hair whipping around them MC tells him to snap out of it because Diavolo needs them so he definitely can't lay down and die now and honestly when was the last time anyone ever snapped at him? Of course he falls a little bit in love with them? How could he not?
Personally, I'd have dropped on to one knee right then and there in front of them
MC: let me go over it again
MC: its a family arcade pizza place
Barbatos: ok
MC: and their mascot is this giant animatronic rat ok
Barbatos: see that's where you keep losing me
Why do I keep getting weird ass following. Like this account is ded wtf
MC: I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH TO BABYSIT ALL 14 OF YOU!
Diavolo: 14? There's 15 of us-
MC: BARBATOS DOESN'T COUNT! HE DOESN'T GET PAID ENOUGH EITHER!
Mammon: Y'all fucking? Barbatos and you??
Mc: I mean. I mean. Yeah. We are
Asmo's all like "human kink" till he notices that Mc has like. Some fancy demon sigil on them that basically means "hey. We're in love. We're in it for the long haul"
It'd be funny to have Mammon as the first pact still, because then it's all like "I was their first!" Meanwhile Barbatos is standing there like 🙂 "no."
Yo Mc and Barbatos are basically already demon-married and Diavolo just fucking bursts out crying like, come on man, why would you keep this from meee 😭😭😭
Also hell yes, Barbatos just standing behind Mc and smiling at Mammon in that scary way of his whenever he says that and Mammon just backtracks and is like "I I, I mean I was their, you know, first pact and all... Ok, I'll just uh, I'll leave... BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M SCARED OK, you're NOT intimidating AT ALL!!!"
"Do you want to come over for tea this afternoon? The young master is busy with his work, so I can take a bit of time to.. indulge" cue all the other demons in the classroom freaking out because holy shit did he just, really just invited the exchange student over to probably fuck on a date at the demon Castle right in front of everyone?? Like maybe they just kinda assumed that you know, Barbatos did actually have a human kink but no, he's not ashamed to show everyone he's involved with the human oh my gosh
Same human, Different Demons (Diavolo X MC X Barbatos)
This is the part 6 of Cold and Warm Blooded Pt2 Pt3 Pt4 Pt5
Summary: After such a rough couple of days through the change, your demons are now in search of you.
Warning: Violence, Drowning, Cannibalism and Injuries
Longing
Barbatos can't remember how long it's been. It must've been millenia since he first saw them in his visions. He always had been conflicted when it came to his visions, as it was never clear which time line it would be the future of. In general he came to find they mostly concerned how the current future would go, should they continue with their actions. Thanks to him Devildom had always been prepared to face threats ahead of time.
Although, he couldn't say his visions were something he looked forward to. They were unpredictable, either completely useless or events with possibly disastrous results. Never had he thought to describe them as pleasant or even lovely. Perhaps his mind just wasn't searching for lovely things to see. All of that changed after he saw them for the first time all those thousands of years ago.
It was one of the rare times he actually slept, let alone in a timely manner. That night he had a vision of a Human, a very special Human. He saw them infront of a stove looking down at a plate of sweet treats and tea. They looked up and smiled at him, complementing his baking skills. Strange... this was the first time he remembered having a vision from his perspective. Besides that; he didn't bake. He made excellent tea, that's true but his culinary experience was lacking to say the least. That was not his responsibility but the royal chef's.
He tried brushing it off in the morning, focusing on serving the young Prince instead. It likely would have been a lot easier if it weren't for that strange lacking he felt. The vision left a sickeningly sweet taste in his mouth and had his heart beating loudly in his chest. That was new.
He started looking forward to these visions of them, as short as they were, when they started reappearing. He knew near to nothing about that mysterious Human, neither name nor status or even interests. The time of which it'd take place was unclear also, the Devildome barely changed from what he knew, but their way of talking was so different from what he was used to, just like their clothing and mannerisms.
Never had he particularly felt connected to his sin, that being greed. The last time must've been... maybe close to a hundred thousand years ago. He himself, ironically, had trouble keeping track of his lifetime. I guess being an allmighty Demon looking through time and space does that to you. Ever since they appeared in his visions though, he felt almost impatient. Barbatos wanted to meet them, to get to know all about them and spoil them rotten. He wanted their attention, all of their time. It felt good to finally have an outlet for his sin. He even started picking up new hobbies such as baking and cooking, mainly due to curiosity since he apparently will be such a wonderful chef in the future. He found it came easily to him, and it was a whole lot of fun. His master would be pleased with the delicious pastries and meals he'd cook up and he could entertain himself in some way.
To know that he was the only one aware of the Humans (future) existence pleased him. It satiated part of his greed, but only helped to strengthen his longing.
Over the years he grew even more stoic, professional and experienced. He carried himself with grace and poise elegantly catering to the royal family, they had quickly become his number one priority. The visions didn't stop, he learned to weaken his greed, there were more important things to deal with in the present. While part of him wanted to know who they are and when he'll finally get to see them, he knew it would only serve to distract him more. Instead he relished in the fact of not knowing when he'll meet that mysterious Human. Finally he had something to look forward to in life, a goal to reach. But never would he have imagined just how important that Human would end up being, not just to him but to all those around him.
Oh fuck wait no
British Barb
Doesn't matter what nationality MC is, they will send this tea demon memes about the British just cus he gives the vibe
YES
YES!!!!!!
100% British Barb, confirmed 🙏
Am I happy?💚🫖
“I’m sorry what was that?” Barbatos asks, unsure if he actually heard the request correctly.
“You can see into alternate dimensions” MC states “could you tell me, in any of those alternate realities, am I happy?”
He knew MC had been fighting their depression battle a little bit more lately. He had seen the food still on their plate at lunch or the half drank tea cups. So he couldn’t say he was surprised at the request.
“You want me to see if you are happy in any other reality?” Barbatos parrots.
“Yes” MC confirms
“Statistically speaking, of course there is a reality where you are happy” he reasons.
MC takes a deep breath “I need to know, Barbs”
The nickname is what gets him. Not that he had planned to deny MC, as if he even could, but hearing the nickname he was so fond of, he couldn’t keep it from them
“As you wish” he said softly, noting the relief on Mc’s face.
As he looked, he selfishly looked for realities where MC was not only happy, but where MC was happy with him. He found many of those, realities in where MC had picked him, and lived happily ever after.
“I see many realities where you are not just happy but overjoyed with your life MC...”
He then began describing all the realities he saw, careful not to give too much away and described how happy MC was.
The relieved smile on MC’s face was enough to know he’d done something right.
MC threw their arms around him and thanked him profusely. He then watched them walk away.
He let out a sigh, he knew in this reality MC would be blissfully happy, but this was not the reality they were happy with him.
However, just as the other realities comforted MC, he too took comfort knowing that there was a version of them that loved him, and only him.
Deal With a Devil
Rating: Mature (for some violence) Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: Gen Fandom: Shall We Date?: Obey Me! Relationships: Barbatos & Solomon Characters: Barbatos, Solomon Additional Tags: Omnipotence, Minor Violence, Demon Summoning Summary: Solomon is willing to give anything to get back what he lost, even if it costs him his immortal soul and a headache. A/N: If the game won’t give me their backstory, I will write it myself. Word Count: 2153
Some things were worth whatever risks came with them. That's what Solomon told himself as he finished dragging his finger through the sand in front of him. The symbol he'd made was ancient and nearly forgotten, a borrowed darkness from another land, a relic that time had tried so desperately to hide. If his gods wouldn't aid him, he would turn to the horrors of a different making.
His hands trembled in anticipation, his mouth going dry and the nerves blurring out his vision. He had already come so far. He had already come too far to turn back. Even knowing that, he was terrified. What would become of him after he went through with this? Would he still be king of his people? Would he still be beloved and revered for his wisdom? Would this even work? More terrifying, what if it didn’t?
Incorrect quotes#733 Please say your single-
...Pretty ...PRETTY sure this how Luke Met you
Mc*Running to meet Simeon and Solomon about meeting the 3rd exchange student*Hey sorry I'm late the brothers-Oh!Who's this?
Sim*Stopping Luke from hiding behind him and pushing him in front of him*Mc this is my son Luke!, Mc-Luke, Luke-Mc!*Making the introduction*
Mc:Hello!~*Smiles at the child who stares them in awe*Hi?~
Luke*Seeing the light hit their head like a halo with rainbows*...Are you single?
Mc:...Oh goodness*Is shocked but smiles at the young angel*
Sim & Solo*Both Are Flustered by the youngling and cover his mouth*OHHH-HEY!-
Luke"I saw opportunity and took it!"
Broke He asked only if you single, WOKE HE ASKED BARBATOS THAT SAME QUESTION TOO-
POOR KID BRO
Barbatos: I am perhaps already the undead, hauling my body around this mortal realm, haunted by the souls of the damned and the hungry who feast on my muscles and bones until I shall be dragged to hell once more.
Mc: Once again, I don’t know where that is on a 1-10 pain scale.