LUX NOT LUZ,To understand me you gotta listen to the song "The Non-Binary Song from The Reality Shaper"-the year I was spawned was 1998,Basically I just wanna make you guys laugh with whatever the hell is up in mah noggin'-Lux The Multi-Dimensional Trashraccoon traveller
Here’s @luxthestrange going on a trip with two primes!
(I didn’t really do any shading but i added some blush and glow)
prima is enjoying his day and getting to hang out with lux, lux is excited for the trip and megatronus is along for the ride (cough cough babysitter for the two cough cough)
Random info, that probably isn't important to the fic:
What voice do I imagine Sunder having?
Pablo Adán - voice actor of The Pan, from Pan's Labyrinth
He sounds mysterious and creepy.
I envision Sunder using a lot of The Pan's mannerisms when speaking to someone. Crooked walking, slow and purring delivery of every word, and snarling when exiting to tell you something that will make your skin crawl.
Definitely makes you think twice before answering to any of his queries.
Even to other Cybertronians, Sunder may appear uncanny.
Shameless shoutouts for my fic... the only new is, this is my own post :3
He has been poorly flirting with A random civilian who works in the rundown convenience store/gas stop that serves both humans and Cybertronians & MCB goods, A worker who only works the night shift and isn't paid enough to care if the one who buys is an Autobot, Decepticon, or Metal Carbot without judging them...
Cybertronian/MCB*Seeing you scan his items and looks at you with puppy-love eyes* I would let you ruin my life
Convi!Y/n*Not batting an eye and hands him his items in a bag* Sorry, I’m busy ruining my own. You’ll have to wait
Cybertronian/MCB: Are you single?... If not, I'm okay with being poly-
Convi!Y/n*Sees the line behind him is long* -Sir, you're holding the line
Cybertronian/MCB*Is still looking lovestruck as the one behind him wants a turn to interact with you" THAT WASN'T A NO!, YES!?"
Cybertronian/MCB: What's your type?~
Convi!Y/n*Throught your mic to your also tired co-worker* Permission to use lethal force?
Co-Worker*Who is re-stocking* No.
Convi!Y/n*Turning back to an alien who asked you what your type is, with a smile*Thank you, have a nice day!~
Con*Behind him smacks his helm and pushes him to the exit*...Hey how you doin'?~
Convi!Y/n*Grabs ibeprofun and pops it into mouth chugging it with coffee, as the decepticon wiggles what you assume to be his eyebrows*...
Swindle*Offering your Manager and You a new batch of energon like always, PROMISING it ain't fake*I assure you it's the real deal~
Convi!Y/n: Let mama/daddy get a taste...
Convi!Y/n*Sticks a finger and licks it, nodding* That's pure. How much for ten?...
Manager & Swindle*Both surprised you did that*!?!
Manager: Y/N THATS POISONUS TO US!?-
Convi!Y/n: Boss, I just tell my body to not get sick...my body is TERRIFIED of hospital bills, so it just doesn't get sick
Swindle*Coughs into his servo and returns to his capitalism mode* I know I said 250 earlier, but...
Convi!Y/n Bullcrap! 150 or we walk, bitch!
Manager: Okay, let's all just calm down. It's a really good deal, Y/n How about we settle at 200 and call it a night?
Swindle: Yeah, yeah, yeah. About that~ I'm getting mad offers for this batch tonight~ I actually got to raise it to 300, or I walk, b¡tch~
Convi!Y/n*Eyes widen and as you grab his chest and slam him against the wall*Ooh!?
Swindle*Cringes and looks terrified*ow, ow, ooh, your hands are cold...
Convi!Y/n*Hisses*-What'd you call me?!
Swindle: N-nothing
Convi!Y/n: That's what I thought! She said 200. We'll pay 200. And you'll take it!? You'll shove it up your tailpipe, you'll say, "Thank you, Y/n," and you'll hit the bricks, capisce? Boss, cash!
Manager*Hands you the money and simply watches you shove the money into his servo, letting him go*...
Swindle*He stands now properly and adjusts his plating*Thank you, Y/n
Convi!Y/n*Snaps and turns your ear to him* What'd you say?!
Swindle*He flinches and shouts*Thank you, Y/n! I've got the chills now...
Swindle*Looks at the two* Do you guys serve Energon-tea?
Manager:Sure!~ just 1.50 cents~
Inspired by my take on @revelboo soft au be but reverse ,love what you done with that gurl...
Hello Revel! Hope everything is going well for you! I'm just coming in and leaving this cause I've been listening to a lot of Starset and their music is just giving me so much Transformers vibes ✨️. Like Earthrise reminds me of Optimus and Echo reminds me so much of your Shockwave. I can't remember if you'd listened to them before but I think you'd like them if you haven't! Hope you're staying hydrated! 😊🥰
Oooh, I don’t think I’ve heard of them, but I’ll check them out! I can always use new music
Poison
Ratchet x Reader
• Sitting on top of a table in the rec room, you reach into your canvas bag and lay down your last kitkat. And the person sitting across from you smiles, slowly shaking their head. See someone else reaching to pull out a Coke in offering. Trying to freaking outbid you. Grimacing, you dig out a Redbull and a bag of twizzlers. Staring longingly at the bag of double stuffed oreos, you groan when the other person just smiles. “Oh, come on. You said you don’t even like Oreos,” you grumble as you go digging. Adding strawberry Pocky, a bag of cheetos, and some Takis to your pile. ‘Just because I don’t like them doesn’t mean I’m not aware of what they’re worth,’ they laugh.
• Glancing over at the group of humans huddling together on a table, he watches them all tense when Bluestreak walks by, one flipping a canvas bag between them. Covering something. And you look around, meeting his optics and wincing as you hurriedly whisper to the others. Trying to hide whatever you’ve got as he heads that way. But not before he sees the little packages. How the frag do you all keep getting contraband? “Hand over that poison,” he snarls but you and the others are already snatching up the snacks and running. “Get back here!”
• Swearing as you run the length of the table, Cybertronians are turning to stare as you scramble to rip open packaging. Scarfing a kitkat because the good doctor is going to take it away and toss it as soon as he catches you. And you can hear someone else hacking up a lung trying to inhale that hot Coke. Trying to explain to the medic that chocolate and caffeine aren’t poisonous had failed miserably and The Ban had gone into effect. Yelling as he smacks a hand on the table in front of you, you’re nearly falling trying to change direction.
• Grabbing for you as you dart and yell what he’s fairly certain are expletives, he’s not furious at you so much as whoever keeps giving all of you things he’s told the other Autobots are bad for you. Feeding you addictive, poisonous compounds just because you and the other humans can do that thing with your eyes. “Drop it! Drop it right now,” he demands as you tear open a package with your teeth to devour whatever’s inside and probably some paper, too.
• Dropping your Cheetos when he grabs you and your feet leave the table, you see the other two hurriedly eating their snacks as other bots try to help. “Who keeps giving you this stuff?” He demands and you sullenly meet his stare. ‘I’m no snitch,’ you mutter as he vents in aggravation. And he’s growling something likely unflattering about you and your entire species in his own language if you had to guess. Though, in your defense, you wouldn’t have to act so immature if he’d just lighten up some. Who cares if chocolate’s bad for you when you need it?
Lux*Running away holding a soda, a jumbo hot cheetos bag, and a Reese's cups bag, is cornered*STOP RIGHT THERE...I will have to use my secret weapon to stop you...
Ratchet*Managed to grab the human snacks, Scoffs at them*WHAT SECRET WEAPON CAN YOU-
Lux*Unzips overalls, grabs tanktop bottom only to lift it and flashes their tits at him*...
Ratchet*Freezes and just stares*...
Lux*Snickers pulls shirt down, retrieves snacks and cheeses it*HEHEHE~
Ratchet*Is still frozen in spot*...
I got no shame...I will flash a motherfragger who tries to take my twix, I can imagine other caretakers doing the same soon or all attacking that cybertronian like this who took our snacks-
Italics -> Thoughts/Internal Monologue/Flashbacks/Sebastian/quote/Emphasis
Italic & Bold -> Quick Flashback
Bold & Colored Text -> Cardbot's Speaking from Metal Breath
Bigger Text + Bold & Italics -> Ominous Voice
Non-serious Warning: Long first part
The sound of grass underneath the feet of a little girl was continuous as she traveled in the forest, humming a excited tune with a determined look on your face. Up ahead was a giant fallen log in the path, which she traversed over with a bit of struggle from her tiny body. As she tried to get over the log, she fell on her back- luckily her backpack broke her fall.
She shot up, that expression never leaving her face as she dusted herself off from dirt, tiny branches and leaves. "Nothing can stop me, Adventurer Extra-Ordinary [Insert name}!" You shout out loud to the woods, as you continued forward, this time with a running start, eager to explore the forest- Which, in your imaginative mind was an ancient jungle hiding an ancient ruin for you to find. This continued for hours until the sky started to shift colors with the setting sun. Your mind shifted back into reality as you remembered your mother's words: Be back before the sun sets.
"Aww, I have to go..." You mutter defeatedly, kicking a little pebble. You wanted to find more things! All the "ancient artifacts" you found were rocks, interesting leaves, an abundance of bugs that you put in a jar, and a plastic knife and fork- all was stored in your backpack.
As you continued on the path, you heard chittering, almost like a cry. You looked around before seeing a section of a bush rustle at the bottom. You gasp, rushing over and sitting on your knees. You slowly brought your hands forward, parting the base of the bush. And you felt your heart crack at the site. It was an all-white baby raccoon with little bits of dried blood covering it's white fur from around a wound in its side. It was flinching, crying in pain as it was attacked by several ants.
Your heart cracked some more as you observed what was happening. Then your cheeks puffed up as you grew angry. You picked up the baby animal, easily filling up your hands, and dusted off the ants. "Shoo! Go away!" You shouted, ignoring the pain as some of the ants stung your hands, not stopping until they were all gone. You held the baby close for warmth as you ran back down the path and found the mother along the way, who was covered in more blood than the baby. You also picked her up, putting her body over your shoulder before continuing onward before coming across the log, going around the log instead of over it this time. There's no time to mess around- This was an emergency!
When you made it home, you begged your mother for help, showing her the injured animals. It took weeks for them to get better, especially for the mother. You took care of the raccoon and her baby, which your mother told you was an albino, and you two bonded. You didn't just find random junk in the woods- You found a new friend.
By the time it was for them to be returned to the wild, you wept like no tomorrow, already missing them as you watched them leave. Fortunately, you reunited with them when you found them raiding your trash one day, recognizing that white fur from anywhere.
It has been 16 years since that day.
You travel through the woods, maneuvering the giant log that you grew bigger than. You stopped before the bush you found your little raccoon friend in that day, reminiscing before continuing on before reaching a crossroads, turning left. It took a bit before reaching an abandoned barn.
"Nugget! Come here, girl!" you called out. You heard chittering from behind one of the pillars. She runs out from the darkness, standing on her hind legs and clawing at your pants. "Hewo, Lil' Nuggie!" You greeted with a baby voice, kneeling down to pet her and giving her cheek a few scritches.
"Happy 16 years, girl!" you say, pulling out a fruit salad bowl from your messenger bag. You adjusted yourself so you could sit down crisscross applesauce style, allowing her to climb into your lamp, making you groan at the weight. "You are getting so chunky!" You tease, poking her bulging side with your free hand. "If you've been seeing other people behind your bestie's back, I'd feel so betrayed!" You gasped in an exaggerated way as you began opening the container.
Inside was an assortment of various things she likes such as berries, baby carrots, plain and unsalted sunflower seeds, and cooked chicken. Immediately, she tried to dig in as you lowered it to the ground in front of your crossed legs, devouring it with vigor.
Petting her as she ate, you just couldn't be a little concerned about her bulging sides. You don't know what's happening to her. Perhaps she found a whole motherload of berries to eat. Makes sense considering the new road that the city is building, the berry bushes that she would visit were right there, but they're gone now. You would take her to the vet, but you currently don't have the money to pay for the potential heavy expenses.
After she was done eating, she turned around and tried to climb up you, almost jumping to have some uppies. You laugh, groaning under her extra weight. "Okay, okay, girl- You can have your uppies." You picked her up from under her arms, having her cradled in your arms like a human baby as you got up, deciding to take her on a little walk around the woods.
You enjoy these monthly visits with her, and you wouldn't have it any other way. Heck, you wouldn't dare miss your visits with her.
You yawn, feeling tired, as you watched a monster movie with the Cardbots. They were curious about some human media, and with many hours of arguing, they finally picked one.
The scene being projected showed that the city was on fire and it's citizens running around, screaming in fear as they ran away from the rampaging monster. Then, the military drove through the streets in tanks, aiming towards the towering beast and fired. It did little to damage it thanks to its thick scales. In retaliation, the dragon-like monster opened it's maw wide as licks of flames poked out between its razor-sharp teeth and blasted the tanks, burning them to a crisp. The screen gives us an up-close shot of the monster as it roars, breathing fire at the camera.
Mega Trucker falls backwards as he screams in fright. "You mean... there are monsters like that on Earth?!" Shadow X questions, holding you close like a teddy bear as he watches the beast continue its blazing rampage on the city. "There weren't any monsters like that on Machina planet!" Phoenix Fire cried.
Edo, your ever-saving grace, came over, turning off the projector. "Don't worry... that's only a movie, guys." He assures. Everyone sighs in relief, along with Shadow X putting you down. You pop your back to free it from its tension, turning to the group. "Yeah, Earth doesn't have fire-breathing lizards, creatures with acid for blood, giant dinosaurs, monsters that lurk in heavy mist or fog, or anything else like that. Why? Because monsters don't exist." You state. "Nah, come on. I knew it wasn't real." Mega Ambler cooly says. You give him a side-eye, knowing that he was one of the many Cardbots in fear.
Then, Jun ran in as he called your name. "Let's go monster hunting!"
"What?! A monster?!" The Cardbots shout.
You turned around to see them shuffling about to get into a hiding spot. You face-palmed, shaking your head in disappointment.
Later in the night, Edo drove you, Jun, Anna, and Theo.
"So, you think the monster behind the rumors could actually be a Metal Cardbot?" Blue Cop interrogates. "That seems to be the most likely story." Theo says. "I wonder how much Crest knows about the Metal Cardbots..." Anna hums. "Let's not worry about that. We need to focus on finding the monster first." Jun states.
"And speaking of Crest," You adjusted yourself to look back to where the three children were sitting, "did you tell him the cover story?" You asked. Jun gave you a wink and a thumbs up.
He remembered it clearly! If Crest were to ask, tell him that it was a gift from someone from your childhood that had to move far away, and you two wouldn't be able to talk to each other again. Unfortunately, the plane that they were on crashed; there were no survivors. So, you hold onto it so you could never forget him.
"Okay, we're here." Edo announced. Looking forward, you jolted, seeing that Crest was there along with Sebastian. You sigh, speaking under your breath, "Speak of the devil, and he shall appear." You step out, immediately switching your tone. "Crest, what a surprise to see you here!" You greeted as you and the others approached.
"Hey, guys. I was waiting for you," he says. He turns to you, "I was told about your watch there, and I apologize for bringing up bad memories." You waved your hands, "It's fine. I should apologize for being rude. After all, you didn't know."
You all arrived at the place Barnes and Ravi has supposedly said where they saw the monster. On one of the signs, you saw the graffiti left behind by them. "That's... some bad art." Anna mutters, making Jun giggle. "Looks like Barnes." He says, pulling himself over the fence that blocked off the abandoned construction site. Then the others followed after
"Be careful, master." Sebastian warns. Crest gave a hum in response, continuing to follow the group.
As you six continued along the path, it became even more foggy. Fortunately, you packed flashlights; you gave one to Edo, another to Jun, and the last one to you as you three led the group. Crest also used a flashlight, which was from his phone.
"Can we just stand here without permission?" She questions, looking around nervously. "Construction has been suspended since the accidents. All that remains is-" A figure enters the rays of light, causing Edo, Jun, Anna, and Theo to scream in fright, hiding behind Crest, as it screeched at them. However, you paused, recognizing the little fluffball of white. "Nugget?!" You squealed, walking over kneeled down to her height. She chitters, running into your arms. "Oh, my goodness! I haven't seen you is so long!" You cooed, giving her scritches before taking notice of her lack of bulging sides. "And you lost some weight!"
"You know that thing?" Theo asks. "Yes! She's an albino raccoon that I took care of when I was just a little girl." You inform, nuzzling your cheek on the top of her head before speaking in a baby voice. "How you been, baby? You're not so chunky now the last time I saw you~ Probably because I haven't visited since I got so busy! I'm so sowwy, pwecious!~"
"Wildlife. Like that raccoon." Crest continued. "Nugget," you corrected, offended on Nugget's behalf for being called that raccoon. The group continued ahead as you picked up your little girl, holding her with one arm as your free hand fiddles with her little claws and toe beans.
"Lots of animals in this area..." Anna comments.
"There were many around the repair shop too. They disappeared when development projects took place in the area." Edo explained.
"Hey, look over there!" Crest called, pointing to something on the ground a few steps away. They shined their lights to see a giant mark in the ground. "Is that a footprint?" Anna asks, now holding your flashlight. You hummed, "Looks like it."
"It's huge!" Theo states in amazement.
Crest hummed in thought, "Probably not an animal... About 12 meters in height. Bigger than the robot we saw last time." He says. "You can't say for sure it was a robot..." Jun says as Crest went to observe the next footprint of its trail. You shook your head, your expression telling him no and to stop/shut up, knowing that anyone can see it was a robot the other day.
"Yeah! It could be a conspiracy trying to cover up what's going on!" Theo states, unknowingly digging your grave deeper. "Not a conspiracy theory now." Anna says, you mentally thanking her for making the boys stop with their poor attempts to gaslight the smart rich kid.
Your Metal Breath beeped, so you handed Nugget over to Edo -- much to his displeasure -- to answer. Blue Cop's head was projected through the crystal, "Watch out, it's close." He quietly warns.
"Get out right now!"
You jumped in response to that voice. It echoed throughout the area, making it's location of origin unknowable. You went back over to Edo, taking Nugget back for comfort, who climbed up your arm and stood on your shoulders. "What's that?" Anna asks in fright.
"Get out right now!"
The voice shouted again, angrier. Everyone looked around, waiting for it to reveal itself. That was until a mangled metal beam was hurled our way, hitting the roof of a vehicle Infront of us instead. Fortunately.
"Where did it come from?" Crest asks, now as equally scared. You scanned the area, before seeing movement just a distance away from you all in the fog. "Over there!" You beckoned, pointing in the direction you see it.
For a second, you couldn't believe your eyes, it had a long neck and a dinosaur-like head with dagger-like fangs, looming over the trees.
"Get out of this forest... RIGHT NOW!!!"
It shouted with a roar. While everyone was screaming, you noticed that Nugget was calm. That's when you realized that you could hear the sound of creaking joints of metal. "Who are you?" Crest demands as you picked up one of the fallen flashlights off the ground and shined it the creature's way. Under it's illuminating ray, it revealed that the head was actually just a bucket connected to a long arm of an excavator. "HA! I knew it! Monsters aren't real!" You boasted proudly, finding it ridiculous that you almost believed that they were.
The arm of the excavator folded, revealing the cab it was connected to. "I said, get out! Didn't you hear me?!" The excavator exclaimed, rushing forward.
That's when Nugget jumped off your shoulder and ran away into one of the bushes. Meanwhile, you all ran in a different direction as the excavator Cardbot chased after you all on its treads. "Let's hide under here!" Jun suggests to the truck just up ahead. You all managed to get under, with the exception of Edo who couldn't fit past his chest. "I can't get in!" He cried. "That's what happens when you have all those muscles!" Jun states.
With nowhere else to go, Edo ran to a paved ditch and dove in with the excavator going after him now. Looming over the ditch, the Cardbot glared down at Edo as if he were the scum of the Earth. "I told you to get out... right now!" It shouts as it tried to swipe at Edo with its bucket. However, the bucket was too wide to fit into the narrow passage no matter how many times it slammed its bucket down.
Seeing this, Edo tried to crawl away further through the ditch. Unfortunately, seeing that its way wasn't working, the excavator transformed into its robot-form and snatched the mechanic out of his hiding place. You crawled out from underneath the truck you all were under and ran over, calling out to Edo as you stopped a safe distance away from the Cardbot.
"Let him go!" You shouted, making the Cardbot glance your way. "Who are you and why do you want us to leave?" You asked, stepping closer. You glanced around, thinking why it would do this. When it did, you couldn't help to scold yourself that it was obvious. "Is it because of the construction?"
It turned your way, standing up. "Exactly. It's the reason why I don't like humans," He says, "They're all destroying the forest. Every time the humans expand the road, creatures of the forest lose their home. And my name is Dexter!"
"I understand, Dexter. Really, I do. Before the construction me and Nugget would come here during the spring and early summer to eat berries every year." You say. "Nugget? Who's Nugget? How dare you two steal from this forest!" He exclaims, tightening his grip on Edo's back collar.
"No, no, no! Nugget isn't a human!" You quickly say, waving your hands in front of you, "Nugget is a raccoon! Here." You turn around to the bush your animal friend went into. "Nugget! Come here girl!" You called out, kneeling on one knee with your arms open. The said albino raccoon poked her head out from the bush before running out. Unexpectantly, so did a few smaller raccoons- baby raccoons!
Nugget ran into your arms, nuzzling into your chest. "Heya girl. You're a mom! Why didn't you tell me that I was gonna be a grandma?" You cooed, picking her up as the babies clawed at your pants. One of them was actually climbing them like it was a Velcro kitten, making you gush at its .
You turn back to Dexter, showing her to him. "This is Nugget. We used to come here every year until construction happened ever since I was a little child. We met because I found her in the bushes while her mother was dying, so I took them to get healed- they both made it to full recovery. Nugget here was my first ever friend." You say, scratching under her chin with on a finger.
"That's not her name. She's Ivory Claw." He corrects. You look back up at him, incredulously. "You don't think I know the only albino raccoon I grew up with? Her name is Nugget!"
"Nugget is a dumb name! Ivory Claw is better suited for her."
"Ivory Claw sounds even dumber! What, did you name her that just because of what she looks like? Oh, how original and boring! Nugget is superior because it reflects how adorable she is!"
"Who cares about 'adorable' when a name like Ivory Claw reflects not only her appearance but her inner spirit. Nugget would obviously be something a human would pick, you primitive lifeform!"
"Primitive?! Says the guy who lives the woods!"
"I'm the guardian of this forest! Of course I live in the woods!"
"Oh, shut it, you damn clanker!"
"No, you shut it, you stupid fleshie!"
"No, you!"
"No, you!"
As you two went back and forth, the children -- who got out from under the truck -- couldn't help but sweat drop at the scene. This was something they didn't think they would be witnessing- a human and alien robot arguing because of a name for an animal. One could only think how you two would argue over the names of the baby raccoons that surrounded your feet.
Someone really should stop them before it becomes physical, plus this is getting them nowhere. Jun can already see you slowly reaching for the wrench in your back pocket.
Fortunately, Crest stepped forward, "You threaten people pretending to be a monster and destroyed the construction site?" He questioned, putting a stop to you and Dexter's arguing. The Cardbot shifts his attention to the kid, "Yeah. Got a problem?"
"A true guardian this forest has, huh... Using violence to oppress others? Isn't it the same thing as what these humans you hate are doing?" Crest points out.
Dexter growls, displeased by the accusation. He's doing this to save this land from the likes of them. "Shut up!" He exclaims as he tosses Edo in a nearby bush. Dexter raises his servo in the air, activating his Metal Card; A translucent, yellow-colored drill gauntlet. "You fools! You don't even know how many forest creatures have been sacrificed because of humans!" He shouts, activating his Metal Card ability, thrusting it down to the group of humans who had gotten out of the way in time, specifically Crest.
Crest ran away with Dexter stomping after him. You set Nugget down next to her children and ran after the two. Crest hid behind a tipped over vehicle. Dexter stopped behind it, activating his drill. In response, Crest continued to run.
"Dexter, stop!" You yell, but was left ignored. Afterall, why should he listen to a human? Besides, it was already too late as he strikes the vehicle, causing an explosion. "Crest!" You called out to, Jun and the others following behind. "Don't worry about me. Just run!" Crest shouts.
"You know I can't do that, kid!" You stared down at your Metal Breath. You have no choice but to do this. If he asks, you will have to answer truthfully. Just as you were about to summon one of your Cardbot friends, you hear the sound of tires squealing. Looking back up, you see a familiar car turn the corner.
Wild Guardy transforms, summersaulting over where Crest lies, ramming his shield into Dexter. "You all better run!" He warns, keeping his attention on the fallen Cardbot.
You turn to Jun, Theo, and Anna, "Get Crest out of here!" You ordered, and they immediately followed, running around Wild Guardy to come to Crest's aid and take him back to the car.
"You?" Dexter muttered, confused why a fellow Cardbot would attack him. "You injured a human being? You are a disgrace to the Metal Cardbots!" Wild Guardy states, raising his blade as it glowed. Your eyes widened, realizing what's about to happen. "Dexter-" You tried to warn, but it was too late as the blade cut through his face. You covered your mouth in shock as his screams echoed throughout the woods.
You ran over, standing in front of him and saw the damage. "I... I can't see anything!" He cries, clutching his face with his free hand. "It's going to be okay; I'll get you fixed." You say, pulling up the card slot menu, scrolling through to summon Mega Ambler.
"Be prepared, Dexter. Wild Guardy is here to take you down-"
CLANK
The sound echoed in field as a wrench hits the ground with a THUD. "What is your problem?!" You shouted angrily. You placed a hand on Dexter's knee as you faced the attacker, "He isn't going to open up to us if we treat him like this! Leave it to us, you damn psycho!"
"You said... us?" He asks in confusion, seeing that you were the only human around. You selected Blue Cop's Metal Card, summoning him with his Justice Gauntlet. "Come on, let's go while he's distracted!" You whispered, taking one of his giant fingers to guide him away to a safer place, but he remained still.
"Out of my way, Blue Cop! Dexter is mine to punish." Wild Guardy states. "Wild Guardy, can't you see? This doesn't solve anything." The Star Guardian argues. "That's none of my business," Wild Guardy sneers. "That pile of meta hurt my friend!"
Everything seemed to freeze. His friend...? But only one person was hurt here and that was- Your eyes widened in realization. Crest! He knew the whole time! ...Guess that cover story was a waste.
Dexter's digit slipped from your grasp as he got up and bolted towards the tree line. "You can't run away from me!" Wild Guardy shouts, pushing Blue Cop out the way to go after the nature lover. Fortunately, when he knocked Blue Cop down, he grabbed Wild Guardy's ankle which caused him to fall flat on his face. "Stop it!" Blue Cop shouts.
Wild Guardy pushes himself up, watching as Dexter disappears further into the woods and slide down a hillside. Wild Guardy growls in frustration, turning back to face his ex-idol. "Don't you dare try to command me!" He gets up, swinging his sword back to cut through him, but Blue Cop was taken back into the Metal Breath before it could touch the Star Guardian.
"Your turn, Mega Trucker!" You exclaimed as you tossed out his card with his Mega Protector. The dump truck Cardbot rushed forward, slamming his shield into Wild Guardy's. "Go after Dexter! I got this, missy!"
You nod in understanding, running in the direction Dexter ran. "If you mess with us, you mess with all of us!" Mega Trucker states, still angry about what he did to Blue Cop that rainy day, remembering how terribly distressed it made you. Wild Guardy pushed him back. "Out of my way!" Wild Guardy yells in retaliation, raising his blade high and slashed- which was blocked.
Meanwhile, Dexter stumbled around in the forest. His sight crackled and glitched like an old, broken video recorder. Curse that Cardbot for blinding him... "W...Where is this?" He asks aloud, as if the woods itself would gain a voice and guide him to safety. He can barely make out the ground in front of him. It looked like one of those human roads, leading into a tunnel lit by fluorescent yellow lights. Without a second to waste, he hobbled onto the road and into the tunnel.
Just several feet behind in, you burst from the bushes, panting. "I really need to go out more!" You wheezed, bending over on the side of the road to catch your breath. After regaining your composure, you summoned Blue Cop. "Dexter! Stop!" Blue Cop ordered.
Dexter turns around, glaring at the two. "Hey! Don't follow me!" He shouts, firing a beam of energy at them. Seeing this powerful attack barreling towards them, Blue Cop puts his arms in front of him to take the hit, which sent him flying backwards. "Blue Cop! Are you alright?" You asked, rushing over to his side. The Star Guardian pushed himself up, his chassis emitting a light steam as is sparked minimally of yellow electricity. "That was a powerful hit..." He mutters, shaking his head to get rid of the dizziness.
Maybe... we could use his new move, Infinity Force Break! But... You turn your attention back to the tunnel. Not only would it cause the tunnel to collapse-
"Burst Shot!" You ordered, pointing to the tunnel entrance. Blue Cop did as he was told, causing the tunnel to collapse with the outlaw inside. Then a pair of arms burst out of the rubble- then it flashes over to Heavy Iron summoning his Metal Card, powering it up before it shoots out a laser, overtaking your vision.
Your burns itch at the memory- Something you catch yourself in the act to scratch at it when your fingertips lightly make contact with your sleeve, feeling the texture of the bandages underneath before you could actually do it. So, you just adjusted the hem of the sleeve instead despite not needing adjustment. Not only that, your thoughts continued, but Dexter's already gone.
The tunnel was now empty with something in the road. You two walked into the tunnel, only to find a dark, deep hole in the middle of the road in the tunnel remained.
So, I got another Blokee and for the first box I opened, I got Grapple.
I did pretty good at first, but I quickly realized that Grapple only had one part of the thigh and I don't have another one to complete him. So he's forever one-legged until my sister can try making a mold for him.
I just hope her being good at making nails can translate to parts. And also I double checked around my room and the box, so no extra part I'm afraid. 😕
Oh no! Blokees might be able to send you the missing part if you reach out to them!
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TFP Optimus x Reader
• Watching you and the other humans making lunch, he can’t deny that he enjoys the soft chatter. That it’s relaxing in a way he didn’t expect. Turning the base into something that feels more like home. “Optimus, I need you to look at this,” Ratchet says and he turns. Reaching to take the datapad from the medic, he frowns at the readings and the lines of medical findings. ‘I’m sorry, but what am I looking at?’ He asks at a loss.
• “You know I’ve been working on figuring out why we’re so compatible with humans,” Ratchet begins and he nods. Had been curious about that as well, because what are the odds? Another race so different but so similar to their own. “Well, I figured out the why and I wish I hadn’t,” the medic adds sourly and he hears one of the humans laughing nearby. ‘What is it?’ He asks, not sure that he wants to know. Because Ratchet doesn’t look particularly happy by whatever he’s found. Making him sure it’s bad.
• Watching the medic press his servos to his temple as he vents tiredly and glance over at the humans, Optimus is tempted to tell the other bot he’d rather not know if it’s that bad. Were your kind bioengineered by the Quintessons? Part of an experiment that was later abandoned? If so, why? “They’re Unicron’s spawn,” Ratchet says on a growl and his processor blanks. Staring at the medic in disbelief. “I don’t know how or why, but that’s why we can spark bond. Why there’s anything to spark bond to.”
• And they both turn to stare at the laughing humans. Trying to understand how you could possibly be Unicron’s descendant. Creation? Because that’s worse than if your species had been a Quintesson experiment. But your head turns when you feel him staring and you smile, lifting a hand in greeting. “Could the readings be wrong?” He asks, unsure how he feels. You’re still you. But Unicron? It’s strange to realize that despite the dawning horror, he doesn’t care. That it changes nothing about how he feels for you. Even if it’s deeply unsettling. ‘They’re not wrong.’
• “Why are they staring?” You mumble to the person beside you and they shrug. ‘Maybe they’re waiting on us to do a trick?’ Snorting, you go back to dicing vegetables. But they’re still watching you. Can feel their optics on you. Maybe they’re just curious about the cooking. Know Bulkhead’s taken some interest in when you and the others prepare a meal as a group and sometimes asks to help. Could also just be aliens being aliens, though. Sometimes they’re just weird.
Unicron: Did you take out Optimus Prime/Prima Prime as I requested?
Henchhuman!Y/n: He has been taken out, yes
Unicron: You're my best spawning minion-
Henchhuman!Y/n: It was a great restaurant
Henchhuman!Y/n: We had a romantic candlelit dinner
Henchhuman!Y/n: He proposed afterward- we’re filing the wedding papers; he wanted to marry me in both on his culture and my own,We are looking for a spring theme-
Y/n*Coming down seeing your cybertronian not on the other side of the bed on christmas/Valentines morning, coming down to see them wrapped in wrapping paper and sighs*There goes my entire supply of vintage wrapping paper... you're lucky you're cute
Cybertronian: I read this is a way to invite to frag...
Y/n*Cuts the areas where his optics are*Your a little confused, but you got the spirit~
After Rung manages to stop your destruction on the Lost Light, fix the ship, and spit out any autobot who got eaten in your darkness, do you seem to be non-hostile to them, even apologizing after Rung explained he and Magatron are just patient and doctor and even close to friends?
You proceed to take an excitable housewife mode, wanting to be introduced to Rung's co-workers, after all, you want to know how many of your cute husband has helped them, even asking if there are other therapists for such a large ship...
Chaos!Y/n*Face almost goes completely black as a single organic wiggling eye looks at Captain Rodimus to Ultra Magnus*What do you mean...My Adorable Husband is the ONLY Therapist in this ship, You aren't overworking my darling, are you?... Think before you answer, BOY
Rodimus: W-well, you see, Rung is-s-such a good therapist, he is of course very capable of finding someone of his caliber-
Chaos!Y/n*Eye snaps to land on him as the light above them starts to fritz*...
Rodimus*Panics even more as he can actually feel see your shadow going around the room to shand behind him looming over him ready has premonitions of his helm now on your lap decapitated*Y-YOU SEE N-NO ONE IS AS GOOD AS THERAPIST AS RUNG S-SO THATS WHY ITS HARD TO FIND SOMEONE WHO DOESNT LESSENS HIS LOAD AND Y-YOU KNOW RUNG IS JUST SO GREAT!-
Ultra Magnus already knows he can't do ANYTHING for Rodimus as he can see the amalgamation creature looming over Rodimus, its mouth open of organic fangs drooping over ready to eat him, the mouth inside has millions of eyes and the screams of pain is heard till the creature stops and your face returns to normal, Rung went out to make you some Sun Lotus Tea and Galaxy candied apples...
Chaos!Y/n*Sighs and nods*Its true...my husband is such an empathic, bleeding spark of being. Of course, he draws in and heals a lot, finding someone of his field who is even close to as gifted as him must be hard, I understand that...
Rodimus"I think I just oiled myself"...
Ultra Magnus*Heard him say that and simply gives him a pitiful gaze, he doesn't drop his guard, but his body relaxes*I-I appreciate you understanding our predicament, but we must ask you to respect our quest and crew in your...visit also about your request of taking Rung for a vacation, normally we can't uphold it but, I have noticed he has been missing you and has appeared to need a break
Rodimus: Y-yeah, I mean that whole incident with Megatron was because he got so drunk, missing you saying "I miss my wife!"...
Chaos!Y/n*Blinks and covers cheeks, like blushing shy soul*H-He said that?...
Both Bots nod and after your given the okay to stay for abit as the ship takes a detour to a nearby planet where they ae gonna restock and you and rung are gonna have your anniversary vacation...your still given a tour to the ship by your husband an the occasional autobot wanting to see their therapists...aparantly VERY HOT and VERY DANGEROUS WIFE who seems to be eldritch organic deity...
Chaos!Y/n*Just watched him interact with some passing patients and hums, your fingernail very softly and teasing goes from his neck to his back as you whisper*You know... It's QUITE thrilling seeing you on the job, Rung~
Rung*Feels his spark pulse and he coughs into his closed servo with a smile, grabbing your hand that was now sliding to his aft*Safe it for when we arrive at our hotel, my beloved...Behave, I am still quite tiffed for you almost threatening my captain, don't think I figured out you did that while I was making snacks...
Chaos!Y/n*Smiles but you lean down to nuzzle your cheek tohis*Ohh im sorry~I couldn't help myself I'm just worried you're overworking...and besides I know you hurried to make my treats because you wanted my eyes on you again~
Rung denies it, of course, but you giggle when his flins wiggle down, you know your husband is just a bit as clingy as you, thankfully not at par with you...After all, if he were neither of you, you would EVER leave the bedroom. Speaking of the bedroom, it has been so long since you saw each other...
Rung himself as much as he wanted to stay mad one, Doe eye and a soft "I missed you..." was all it took for you and him to excuse yourselves in his berthroom...
Rung is heard grunting and issuing commands to you as you moan and squeals leave your mouth, the whole hallway can hear the THUMP THUMPS THUMPS and the bending of the ship's walls stuck beside Rung's room, which has Ultra Mangus lying awake in his slat, with wide optics as he sees the ceiling
Ultra Magnus*Is watching the frame picture on his wall slap with each hit and fall*...
Rung"UGH UGG TELL ME MY WIFE TELL ME!"
Chaos!Y/n"AY AY AY AAAH!~I--I WANT THIS I WANT THIS!I MISS-AAAAIE!~
Ultra Magnus*From the corner of his optic, he sees the whole bookshelf along with his framed picture fall down from the thumping getting more...stronger, the rest of those above the room to below*....
He, along with others nearby, heard you two go through the night to past dawn, it was...primal, Megatron all the way in his room, thanks to the vents, heard everything even louder as the vents acted like a speaker-
Lux*Already signing up*I worked in the customer service Industry for 10 years...I can handle these guys with my eyes closed and whatever they bring me... can't be worse than what I heard and been screamed at
So, I got another Blokee and for the first box I opened, I got Grapple.
I did pretty good at first, but I quickly realized that Grapple only had one part of the thigh and I don't have another one to complete him. So he's forever one-legged until my sister can try making a mold for him.
I just hope her being good at making nails can translate to parts. And also I double checked around my room and the box, so no extra part I'm afraid. 😕
Oh no! Blokees might be able to send you the missing part if you reach out to them!
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TFP Optimus x Reader
• Watching you and the other humans making lunch, he can’t deny that he enjoys the soft chatter. That it’s relaxing in a way he didn’t expect. Turning the base into something that feels more like home. “Optimus, I need you to look at this,” Ratchet says and he turns. Reaching to take the datapad from the medic, he frowns at the readings and the lines of medical findings. ‘I’m sorry, but what am I looking at?’ He asks at a loss.
• “You know I’ve been working on figuring out why we’re so compatible with humans,” Ratchet begins and he nods. Had been curious about that as well, because what are the odds? Another race so different but so similar to their own. “Well, I figured out the why and I wish I hadn’t,” the medic adds sourly and he hears one of the humans laughing nearby. ‘What is it?’ He asks, not sure that he wants to know. Because Ratchet doesn’t look particularly happy by whatever he’s found. Making him sure it’s bad.
• Watching the medic press his servos to his temple as he vents tiredly and glance over at the humans, Optimus is tempted to tell the other bot he’d rather not know if it’s that bad. Were your kind bioengineered by the Quintessons? Part of an experiment that was later abandoned? If so, why? “They’re Unicron’s spawn,” Ratchet says on a growl and his processor blanks. Staring at the medic in disbelief. “I don’t know how or why, but that’s why we can spark bond. Why there’s anything to spark bond to.”
• And they both turn to stare at the laughing humans. Trying to understand how you could possibly be Unicron’s descendant. Creation? Because that’s worse than if your species had been a Quintesson experiment. But your head turns when you feel him staring and you smile, lifting a hand in greeting. “Could the readings be wrong?” He asks, unsure how he feels. You’re still you. But Unicron? It’s strange to realize that despite the dawning horror, he doesn’t care. That it changes nothing about how he feels for you. Even if it’s deeply unsettling. ‘They’re not wrong.’
• “Why are they staring?” You mumble to the person beside you and they shrug. ‘Maybe they’re waiting on us to do a trick?’ Snorting, you go back to dicing vegetables. But they’re still watching you. Can feel their optics on you. Maybe they’re just curious about the cooking. Know Bulkhead’s taken some interest in when you and the others prepare a meal as a group and sometimes asks to help. Could also just be aliens being aliens, though. Sometimes they’re just weird.
