Sam’s Cringe Corner

They/he I like more things than just Dan and Phil, but sometimes it’s hard to notice

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When I was a kid I loved watching gaming YouTube (Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, etc.) and at the time a lot of people were like “why would you watch someone play a game and not just play it yourself” and usually I’d go with the “oh why do people watch sports???” But in reality when I was younger I watched my dad play Undertale and he let me try the Undyne fight and I was so ass that I refused to play a “hard” video game for a very long time.

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I’m watching the pride hard launch episode and when they’re talking about the struggles of transgender people right now, I got a d&p shop notification deadnaming me lmaoo

[gircshdip]

twat phantasy

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When I heard that Heated Rivalry was a gay sports anime, I was so excited for hockey Yuri on Ice. I watched the first episode and… like I love gay porn as much as the next guy but where’s my slow burn???

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I NEED IT I NEED IT AKDNDJEIJFFN

I tried to go into things with low expectations, but now if I don’t get puppy dan I will buy 10 more

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Yall I keep forgetting that there’s extra hard launch videos on their patreon… like I literally pay for Pham tier and I still haven’t logged in

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NOOOO PHIL CHOSE GETO INSTEAD OF DAN, FUCK!

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Hey can you pass me the Phen

Can I hit the Phennie

Try my new Phong

Here’s the Phunt

Hit a Hard Launch

*coughing my lungs out from too much smoke* I Phil’ed it :(

[communistphan]

i was born in the right era i love going online and being weird as fuck about dan and phil

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The era for the pen and Dan&Phil

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TommyInnit is living the dream of every YouTube-obsessed kid from the early 2000’s

Oh how BADLY I wanted to become a YouTuber and befriend all my YouTube heroes when I grew up…

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Ok real question for people who’s met D&P / been to any meet-and-greet scenario

How much time do you have to talk/take photos that’s socially acceptable? What’s too much? What are things I should know beforehand?

Im curious, Ive never gone to a meet-and-greet before 😵‍💫 I’d love to one day afford those VIP tickets…

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🔥Hot take, Jax is a trans man🔥

(I’ll explain if yall want me to lol)

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Damn if only I watched 20 more videos… I guess I’m not a true phannie guys

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GUYS I REMEMBERED HOW I FOUND DAN AND PHIL ONLINE

ok so when I was young I was really into the React Bros??? Like kids react, teens react, etc. Well, one episode they did a teens react to Dan and Phil, and THEN Dan and Phil made a video REACTING to it!! So I watched it

And ever since then, I was a true phannie… and I had an emo fridge before I knew what emo meant 💀

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I had a genuine depression spiral because of the fact that there is a very low chance that I’ll ever get to meet Dan and Phil irl

I think that’s a accurate testament to my mental state this winter season

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The new dnp react to the festive vlog feels like watching my comfort video with two annoying twinks interrupting every few seconds

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I forgot about tumblr for uhhhhhh… 6 months?! Damn.

Anyways, I still have been keeping up w/ da lore, but now some of my posts are gonna be a lil outdated haha