Mmmstinky

Old, Asexual, Gaming Dork

[grandpaapiss]

I'm so sorry but something about Solas with hair just feels so .... cursed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theweirdwideweb]

[sandmandaddy69]

[miyku]

Dragon Age: The Veilguard | ▶ dev. Bioware

[chazchaschad]

Sherlock Holmes and the hound with a basketball or something I haven’t read that one

[thedankmemes]

[johnbottoms]

ibuprofen...... ubuprofen...... 🤝 webuprofen 💞💞

[chromaticabrasions]

my friends on da computer need to be with me rihgt fucking now actually

[chromaticabrasions]

life could be a dream

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[1st-1]

[crystalfountain]

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

[hughmunculus]

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

[valtsv]

was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[everythingfox]

Turned into orange juice for a second

[cheese-elite]

When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible