Hyperlaser

Korblox Military Vet - Hired mercenary Currently Contracted [RP blog]

[phighting-hyperlaser]

Hi.

Someone gave me 5 bux so now I have to make this. I don't have much experience with socail media but I guess I'll try so feel free to interact

you can do that on this website, right?

[Hi!! I'm the Mod: @itsjadie ! When talking as mod I will use brackets. And yes that drawing above is made by meh]

[I may not perfectly encapsulate Hyperlaser but I think I can do it quite well! BUT I do have some hcs abt Hyper's past, princess, ect but you'll have to interact to find them out 😉 p.s: I'll add them to this post]

[Note: I do ship hypertana so it is a implied but only as a small crush and not an established relationship. ]

Rules:

[When interacting keep it safe. I'm fine with a lot of things but nothing sexual or outright disgusting (ex: suicide jokes) we're all mature and should know how to talk on the interweb. Also I DO NOT use gen AI and won't interact with anyone who supports gen Ai]

tags:

hyperlaser answers: answering stuff

yapper: Answering stuff

ooc: Mod speaks

getting real: Mod speaks

guest star (insert character) : Another character is mentioned/ spawned in

[All art is either official from Boggio or ditf OR made by me :]

[phighting-hyperlaser]

you get to be my new hyperlaser.

i need more hypers to laser. or to eat the antennas off.

NOM NOM NOM NOM

- @thehorneaterguy

And now you owe me 800 bux to get it fixed.

[phighting-hyperlaser]

HELLO. CAN YOU REMIND ME WHAT MY DIRECTIVE IS?

I SEEM TO HAVE LOST SOME DATA.

- @biograft-number8177

okay now there's two different biografts on the internet

Why are you asking me? Shouldn't you ask your creator ?

[biograft-number8177]

I... CANNOT FIND HIM. MY NAVIGATION SYSTEMS ARE OFFLINE.

[phighting-hyperlaser]

He’s probably locked himself in his room…again

While you wait just don’t do anything? As in stand still and wait

[phighting-hyperlaser]

HELLO. CAN YOU REMIND ME WHAT MY DIRECTIVE IS?

I SEEM TO HAVE LOST SOME DATA.

- @biograft-number8177

okay now there's two different biografts on the internet

Why are you asking me? Shouldn't you ask your creator ?

[biograft-z1743]

I WONDER IF I AM WATERPROOF.

[phighting-hyperlaser]

I tried with another biograft

… you aren’t

[phighting-hyperlaser]

ANOTHER HYPERLASER. YOU ARE CAPABLE OF MITOSIS NOW TOO?

DIGRESSION. HELLO. I HOPE YOUR DAY IS WELL.

[ -@biograft-z1743 ]

…

why is he letting biografts on the internet?

and thank you? My day was okay, but you probably wouldn’t know the feeling.

[biograft-z1743]

IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE, BRING IT UP WITH MY CREATOR. I AM ALSO GATHERING VALUABLE INFORMATION ABOUT INPHERNALS EVERY DAY I AM ON THIS PLATFORM.

LOOK UPON WHAT I HAVE LEARNED WITH FEAR.

:3

ARE YOU FEELING INTIMIDATED, HYPERLASER?

[phighting-hyperlaser]

Y’know what okay- that’s just great

just don’t go digging too much into me.

[phighting-hyperlaser]

ANOTHER HYPERLASER. YOU ARE CAPABLE OF MITOSIS NOW TOO?

DIGRESSION. HELLO. I HOPE YOUR DAY IS WELL.

[ -@biograft-z1743 ]

…

why is he letting biografts on the internet?

and thank you? My day was okay, but you probably wouldn’t know the feeling.

[phighting-hyperlaser]

Hihihi Hyperlaser hiiii!!!!!

I'm here to interrogate you with random mundane personal questions

How do you feel about rainstorms?

oh hello

rainstorms are nice I guess, the rain is a nice sound and good to look at

however being rained on while on the job or just outside sucks.