I put the bi in bitch

29, INFJ, genderfluid (any pronouns). currently fixated on The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System. Other fandoms: Supernatural, EPIC: the musical, Hamilton, Venom, The Good Place, Dark, The Sandman, Dexter, Lucifer, Death Note, Star Wars, Doctor Who, The Vampire Diaries. Occasional fanfic author, poet, lyricist. https://archiveofourown.org/users/haley-harrison/works https://hellopoetry.com/HaleyHarrison

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Shang Qinghua: Here, a nice, warm cup of tea.

Mobei Jun: This is cold.

Shang Qinghua: A nice cup of tea.

Mobei Jun: This is disgusting.

Shang Qinghua: Cup of tea.

Mobei Jun: I’m not even sure this is tea.

Shang Qinghua: Cup.

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Luo Bing-ge: Stop saying I look like Luo Bing-mei! He’s a coward. And I am NOT A COWARD

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Liu Qingge: There’s a special place in hell for you

Luo Binghe: Yeah, the throne

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Liu Qingge: *steps on Luo Binghe’s foot*

Luo Binghe: OW!

Liu Qingge: Oh no, he’s injured, and there isn’t a doctor anywhere near. Guess the humane thing to do would be to put him out of his misery.

Shen Qingqiu: NO! PUT DOWN THE SWORD!

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Mobei Jun: Shang Qinghua isn’t talking to me.

Shen Qingqiu: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Shang Qinghua: I have an idea, but I need your permission first.

Shen Qingqiu: Why would you need my permission?

Shang Qinghua: So if I mess up, I won’t be the only one at fault.

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Luo Binghe: *looking at Shen Qingqiu* He’s so handsome…

Ning Yingying: There’s no need to be jealous, you’re handsome too!

Luo Binghe: I’m not jealous, I’m gay.

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Shen Qingqiu, holding his own corpse: This bitch empty, YEET!

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Shang Qinghua: I’m fine.

Shen Qingqiu: You don’t look fine.

Shang Qinghua: Then stop looking.

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Tianlang Jun: It’s family moments like these I’ll never forget.

Luo Binghe: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.

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Shen Qingqiu: I want Airplane Bro to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.

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Shen Qingqiu: Why are we lying on the floor?

Shang Qinghua: You fainted so I laid down beside you so people thought we were straight chillin’

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Shang Qinghua: Guess What I’m about to get.

Shen Qingqiu: On my nerves.

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Luo Binghe: *gets a papercut*

Shen Qingqiu: *under his breath* Hasn’t he been through enough?

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Liu Qingge: What are you sneaking in with such a large robe?

Shen Qingqiu’s robe: *sneezes*

Liu Qingge:

Shen Qingqiu:

Liu Qingge:

Shen Qingqiu: Dead body.

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Liu Qingge, after learning LBH and SQQ are in a relationship now: *grabs a shovel*

Shang Qinghua: ?

Liu Qingge: I’m going to give Luo Binghe a shovel talk

Shang Qinghua:

Shang Qinghua: you know giving someone a shovel talk doesn’t actually mean hitting them with a shovel, right?

Liu Qingge: