Neali

876 🇯🇲 lover of puns, dad jokes and all things corny. lazy, loner, professional procrastinator - WELCOME 😊

[phil-juices]

hey yall, im a bts stan acount now. follow me there if you're interested in BTS.

new username: nijkoesmik

[phil-juices]

wtf does daniel howell mean by saying "mY" apartment

[phil-juices]

Hello! I saw that you were interested in Dan and Phil so please check out Club Dan and Phil on tumblr. It’s an event where we become buddies and play games. It is an opportunity to become best friends with fellow phandom members. Thanks!

welll then!! helllllooo anon!!!

[littleshitphil]

bro dan and phil are in love

like they really really love each other

look at that

grateful for being in each others lives

like this love actually exists! fuck.

[deactivated-blog]

📭 Reblog if you want curious anons in your inbox! 📭

[leg-stealing-bee]

Please!!!

[t-b-y-c-b]

20% is better than 0%.

Brushing your teeth at least once every day is better than none at all.

A few hours of sleep is better than none.

A few minutes outside for fresh air is better than none.

Writing a few paragraphs of the essay today is better than procrastinating till later.

Doing something is better than nothing (of course there is exception for some cases).

Do things at a pace which makes you comfortable whilst allowing you to make progress.

You can do this!

[phil-juices]

wild idea... the friends to lovers trope.. but irl

[phil-juices]

magnetic force of a man? really taylor? talk about unrealistic standards 😔

[danslawdegree]

most cursed images of dnp?

[phil-juices]

I'm back! How ya doing? :)

Hallo lovely one. Im jamming out to lover since yesterday, it gets better with each replay ;))))

How are you??

[phil-juices]

I'm done travelling but thanks for the jamaica knowledge!

Gahh how did i miss this?? Happy you got to where u needed to be safely.

[ahappydnp]

Tbh what I like about Phil’s humor in recent years is that it isn’t necessarily naive or innocent anymore- it’s dirty, but not crude. He doesn’t cuss out anything or talk candidly about sex or smut, but he alludes to things in an entertaining but respectable way

He’s so genuinely funny and I’m so glad he’s not censoring himself anymore. Phil is hilarious!

[taysparadise]

OY KY GOD TAYLOR CONGRATS

[taylorswift]

WTF IS GOING ON

[phil-juices]

Its what you deserve !!

[thepuppyclub]

I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it. 

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

[meatgod]

Doing my part, meatGod approved

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

[meatgod]

Doing my part, meatGod approved

[danandphilnews]

vangshoe on twitter: my irl just met dan and phil fjgjghf

[phil-juices]

Lmao they look so done, sorry boys we just love u too much