rorythemvp:
Nice. Ass is usually forth on my list, after eyes, rack, and legs, so I guess I’m an everything guy too. I don’t know if they picked Cedric because he was smart or because they thought he had the best chance of not dying, which totally isn’t the same thing - I’m nowhere near as smart as Sawyer but I’d kick her ass in a life-or-death situation, after all. Damn, have you and Cupcake ever actually watched a movie? Like, ever? At all? I guess I could go to prom to get a trophy, or I could just ask you to get it for me - I wouldn’t have to go through getting hit by a powder puff, and you’d get to hold an MVP trophy for once, everyone wins. You’re about to leave high school, dipshit. If you don’t think she’s thinking about marriage while you’re thinking about sex and homework, you’re fooling yourself. Get your head in the game.
Fourth? I mean -- yeah, okay, you picked good other ones, but legs and ass kind of go together if you ask me, they’re all connected and usually if one is good the other is good, too. I didn’t think they were supposed to die though, that was just like a bad side effect. I mean, Fleur was useless but hot and she didn’t die. And Harry was useless and wasn’t even hot, and he won the whole thing. Yeah, don’t test that, I don’t want Princess Agrabah surprise murdering you. She seems like she’d be sneaky, brains can beat brawns a lot of the time. Uh... nope, on our first movie date we made out, and then it just all kinda escalated from there. You could show up to prom in sweatpants, I’d distract Cupcake before she could try to give you a makeover mid-prom. She’s not even coming to college with me for another year, chill. This isn’t 1996 or something, people don’t get married at 18 anymore.














