my dog Raided my trash

I am cotton candy and god is a raccoon

[goth-queen]

[teathattast]

[drangel76]

WE FOUND MEXICO!!!!!

[teathattast]

[bart-tsunami]

Now posting feet pics ur welcome

[bart-tsunami]

Arlo Van aweinkle for sale

His teo years with have joyfully come to an end

Looking for our next doggug to take his place

And for him to leave very soon

He is not a great dog

But he certainy is a dog most of the time

Photot attached for you enjoymend

[dogpuppy]

[bart-tsunami]

My evil son, Beef, is Beautiful. Supermodel status really

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[ectoimp]

So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet? Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

[weemstar]

duel the guardian of the piss alter

[ectoimp]

My dash is a disaster of reblogs and I blame this comment lol

[ectoimp]

HA. Finally caught him doing it. BEHOLD! The piss guardian himself

[hemulpajun]

poseidon quivers before him

[bart-tsunami]

Hiii coworkers (unemployed people

)

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[bart-tsunami]

Arlo Van aweinkle for sale

His teo years with have joyfully come to an end

Looking for our next doggug to take his place

And for him to leave very soon

He is not a great dog

But he certainy is a dog most of the time

Photot attached for you enjoymend

[ivy-michaels]

reblog to share a plate of delicious waffles with your followers :D

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I'm going to animorph into the fucking Joker

[existenceisanillusion]

[chongoblog]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Oh this one is also good, happy pride

[kalyug]

[cigarettebrands]

[funkyfunderberker]

fished through my tumblr over dinner tonight to find this post bc i quote it all the time and i wanted to show my pal who’s a twin. his face fell. “that’s us”

his eyes were bloodshot and his mouth agape. i think he’s just in awe at how funny it is and i go “lol who’s sniff and who’s whimper” and he goes. “no. THAT’S US.”

called his brother to get here asap with the hard drives of the day they were born, spent the next hour doing a deep dive to find the source of this image and analyzing the video. the only differences are the sheet and crib they’re in but we think they may have been moved to a secondary location between the video and this image because their features are identical and the hats are the EXACT same down to how they’re resting on their heads, and they were not provided by the hospital.

i quote sniff and whimper every day. i show everybody i know this gif i think it is that funny. my friend and i were laying on the ground like two hours before dinner going “i’m sniff..” “i’m whimper!” in little voices.

i fucking know sniff and whimper. i’ve known sniff and whimper all along.

[weepycat]

my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character 

[weepycat]

i swear to god. every time he sends me a text about this fucking cat, i feel like i’m gonna die

[progeny-ex-machina]

This is the worst thing I’ve ever made. It will get 2 or 3 notes at most, but in my heart, I’ve unleashed it on the world.

[isejas]

ID: Photo of a piece of paper which bears pen marks dividing it into four panels. The panels, read left to right, contain the letters T-HE-GA-ME; the last E is squished down and elongated, and so the comic spells out "the game" in letters arranged to look like loss.jpg. End ID