in the search of fools, and utopias

philovvance ampora prodigious detectivve an member of the royal guard

[philovvance-blog]

thats true

because i havve some free time right noww

i think im goin to drop th-22 case an let it go cold

oh thats true as a truly benevvolent an carin soul i should havve thought about wwhat i said better

[coenobitidae]

SOUNDS LIKE A BRILLIANT USE OF YOUR FREE TIME. BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT HAVING LEADS ON IT? MAYBE, BUT YOU RARELY EVER DO, SO NO ONE IS EVER REALLY SURPRISED WHEN YOU SAY THE SHIT YOU DO.

[philovvance-blog]

no

its just been inactivve

evven wwith heavvy suspicion placed on that one snarky troll that suspiciously has been avvoidin us all this time the justice system is goin to force me to let it go evventually evven if wwe are this close a gettin him executed

[coenobitidae]

  A LOT OF THINGS DON’T DESERVE THE REPUTATION THEY HAVE, BUT THEY HAVE IT ANYWAY. IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE NUMBER ONE RULE, SO WOE IS YOU. WHY ARE YOU ON TUMBLR AT WORK ANYWAY? CONSIDERING MINE TAKES PLACE DURING THE DAY, I THINK WE TRADE OFF. YOU WOULDN’T WANT THEM TO RUN OUT OF FUNDS FOR ALL OF THOSE PARTICIPATION AWARDS THEY’RE SO FOND OF GIVING OUT TO PEOPLE WHO DON’T DO HALF AS MUCH AS YOU DO, WOULD YOU?

[philovvance-blog]

thats true

because i havve some free time right noww

i think im goin to drop th-22 case an let it go cold

oh thats true as a truly benevvolent an carin soul i should havve thought about wwhat i said better

[coenobitidae]

YES, YOU ARE BITCHING THAT IS A SYNONYM FOR WHINING COMPLAINTS. 

ONE: DON’T FUCK WITH PEOPLE WHO HANDLE YOUR FOOD. THAT IS LITERALLY THE MOST BASIC THING ANYONE CAN REMEMBER. I WOULD BE VERY CONCERNED EATING THEM ANY FURTHER FROM THIS PLACE IF I WERE YOU. THIS ONE I’LL GIVE YOU. THAT WOULD SUCK, BUT NEXT TIME, USE BETTER SECURITY. I CAN ALSO SEE THIS ONE A LITTLE, BECAUSE THE HIGHER UP ON THE LAND DWELLER SCALE THEY ARE, THE MORE VAIN TROLLS ARE, SO IT’S GOING TO BE IMPORTANT TO HER THAT YOU SPARKLE. I DON’T THINK ANYONE COULD EVER UNDERSTAND THE SHEER HORROR THAT IS YOUR EXISTENCE. CONGRATULATIONS ON SOLDIERING ON FOR THE BETTERMENT OF OUR SOCIETY.

[philovvance-blog]

i absolutely am not theres no discussin this point

they fucked me ovver first its not fuckin fair they dont reservve the reputation they havve

its not me that controls the security a the offices evven though im head security a the heiress i cant simply deign oh yes i need maximun security as a detectivve

thanks kar i think only you can get a grasp of the nightly routine a pure horror i go through evverynight for evveryones wwell bein

honestly i am kinda offended i dont wwin a medal each night youd think trolls wwould recognize excellence wwhen they see it

[philovvance-blog]

kar

KAR WWE NEED TO TALK

[coenobitidae]

CONSIDERING THE ONLY USEFUL THING I’M DOING RIGHT NOW IS SHOVELING MY SLIGHTLY THAWED COFFEE DRINK INTO MY FACE, BITCH AWAY.

[philovvance-blog]

first of all im not 8itchin at all 8itch is a nickname givven to you knoww wwhom

first of all my bagels wwere badly made to start the night an i wwas like are those yesterday bagels an the cashier had the lack a shame to admit to it an wwhen i demanded for neww ones she took four full minutes to refill my bag wwith decent ones because they wwerent as tasty because of the neww wworker that makes them theyre absolutely terrible

then after strugglin wwith the stupid games you knoww wwhom put upon my perfect person i managed to get the passwword to the blog

then the troll i contracted to polish my jewwelry didnt do it wwell enough an i feel like ill be the shame of the evvent if somethin isnt done right noww i cant believve in the incompetence of evveryone around me

nobody understands wwhat i havve to go through an they still complain about their little problems that dont matter at all an wwill nevver reach the levvel of alarmin as mine

[philovvance-blog]

kar

KAR WWE NEED TO TALK

[philovvance-blog]

then i ASK wwhos the incompetent asshole that left my office door unlocked after CLEANIN it 8ADLY an nobody showws up

i havve no time for this i havve to wwear my formal clothes for the heiress tonight i honestly am in too much distress to deal wwith this much 8ULLSHIT

[philovvance-blog]

vvris changed my pass to a 88 characters long passwword that wwere all insults to my person you dont understand my pain

[philovvance-blog]

givve me a moment

[8askervilles-deactivated2014092]

Oh shut up, that line was novel worthy. 

Not that I stole it from a novel 8ecause I’m not quite willing to sink quite to your level. 

[philovvance-blog]

goodness vvriska i said GIVVE ME A MOMENT

[philovvance-blog]

self depreciativve alternates

[philovvance-blog]

vvery cold

[8askervilles-deactivated2014092]

You're right you do feel cold, may8e we should heat up a 8it.  

[philovvance-blog]

givve me a moment

[philovvance-blog]

you put that hand back wwhere it belongs or so fuckin help me

[8askervilles-deactivated2014092]

Where does it 8elong Eridan? Remem8er as detectives we work in specifics. Now I have to resort to guesswork.

Does it 8elong here? 

[philovvance-blog]

vvery cold

[philovvance-blog]

Eridan let's go get you a "wwater is wwet" tattoo in your quirk, and then I'll get a "You're all gonna die" tattoo, we'll 8e matching.

no

god no

[philovvance-blog]

meh i dont think you wwould wwant to end the game

thats losin right

[8askervilles-deactivated2014092]

I love this game called life from the 8ottom of my heart. So I’d like to continue particip8ing in it as a player forever, and ever.

8ut there’s always a way to win. 

[philovvance-blog]

you put that hand back wwhere it belongs or so fuckin help me

[zagyvai-deactivated20130208]

[nicemidwesterngirl]

[philovvance-blog]

destroy vvriska serket at ALL COSTS

[philovvance-blog]

i dont evver givve up

do you

vvriska

[8askervilles-deactivated2014092]

No!!!!!!!!

Only losers give up, and do I look like a loser to you? I’ll keep taking what I want and running 8ecause I am going to 8e the ultimate victor.

8ut when I want the game will end, that’s almost……..regretta8le.

[philovvance-blog]

meh i dont think you wwould wwant to end the game

thats losin right

[philovvance-blog]

lets see about that

ivve got you more than once

[8askervilles-deactivated2014092]

Yes, you keep chasing after me.

It’s one of your most annoying qualities, 8ut it’s almost endearing to see you try so hard despite repeated failures. 

[philovvance-blog]

i dont evver givve up

do you

vvriska