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Happy June 3rd

#coming back for my once-a-year phineas and ferb meme #who knows #we might get more this year #we might not #we'll just have to see

goldeaglefire1

"You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a little boy in Drusselstein, there was this big cave that none of the children were allowed to enter. Ever! It was always, 'Don't go in the cave, don't go in the cave, don't go in the cave,' and- you know how the more you tell your children not to do something, the more they want to do it? Well, one day, I couldn't take it anymore. The curiosity was eating me up from the inside! So I snuck my way up the mountain, into the cave, and you know what I found, Perry the Platypus? Blüntsmoken! ...which is to say weed, i-it was just full of weed. In hindsight, I don't know what else I was expecting from the forbidden Weed Cave, maybe dandelions or something? Anyway,"

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phineas and ferb lore iceberg

incorrectphineasandferbquotes

Buford, holding a water pistol to Ferb: Tell me the name of God you British piece of shit.

Ferb: Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is stronger than anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

Buford, cocking the water pistol, tears streaming down his face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Isabella: Hey guys? What the fuck does this mean?

Ferb: Decay exists as an extant form of life.

Isabella: That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day.

dawhitebag

perrytheplatyborg

what if Phineas was tall and Ferb was the short one

bobacupcake

s1mpl3sp0ng3

i thINK I JUST PEED A LITTLE

ferbfletch-deactivated20130331

and then if ferb was the talker and phineas always kept his mouth shut

martiangirlfromtalloniv

and then phineas had the one big eye and ferb’s were normal

yallegamosalfinal-deactivated20

my version was worse

bobacupcake

#im waiting for someone to switch their colour schemes and hair colours too

the-malevolent-platypus

Why.

virtuissimo

please god!!! please!!! watch phineas and ferb!!! the last two seasons are a shitpost!!! pl ease!!!

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candice flynn from phineas and ferb stans vriska!

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Let’s play: Things you will only hear on Phineas and Ferb

I’ll start.

“I too feel a certain element of kabob-ism”

mytwilightgalaxy

“Then we’ll float around, like men”

pftones3482

“I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers.”

faeriiefloss-moved-to-jujub-blo

“Sorbets are entirely made out of fancy people.”

montynessa

“What? Do you think we’ll need more bulgarian folk dance music?”

carlybellla

“nothing says mothers love like a giant, robotic, platypus butt.”

chocolatecherry22

“You know what I like about our friends? We say things like ‘We’re gonna douse you with ant pheromones’ and they’re just like ‘Okay, whatever’. They’re so cool!”

belleevangeline

“Well it wasn’t really a pool, it was more of a… let’s just say it only had water in it on alternating Thursdays.”

darkwingsnark

“See, it had occurred to me that what I should REALLY be doing is fighting fire with fire. And by ‘fire’ I mean ‘Perry the Platypus’. And by ‘fire’ I ALSO mean ‘Perry the Platypus’. … It occurred to me while I was on fire.”

joons

“I’m just saying, as a non sequitur, a talking zebra seems a little…” “Forced?” “Yeah, forced!”

packitandgo

“Run for your lives, it’s gnome-ageddon!”

galaxina-the-pyro

“Look, they’ve started their own overpriced coffee franchise…that’s so 90s.”

digilici

“I am a dry-cleaning wheel. Why do I exist?”

ad-post-it

“I have life-sized molds of all my friends.”

the-malevolent-platypus

“Never eat a cactus if you are out of practice”

doofisdue

“Why do my nostrils whisper to me?”

themurphyzone

“Move to France and refuse to speak French!”

leibi97

“Your hot dog is no match for my bratwurst!”

ninjaskillznstuff2

“I’d had enough of science. I decided to devote my life to poetry instead. ‘The movies are grey, the tv is black, the horses are running, please bring me some food.’ Yet curiously I STILL lost to a baking soda volcano!”

wickedwitchofthenorth

“Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta, make a note of that.”

hydrattan

“What’s the magic word?”

“Streptococcus!”

irradiatedsnakes

p&f in the ep my sweet ride rock some incredibly gay looks

irradiatedsnakes

stupendously gay

irradiatedsnakes

this guy gets it

ot3-old

while im on the subject of phineas and ferb shitposts, i just want to go on the record and say that escape from phineas tower is conceptually the funniest episode ever because the whole premise is that phineas and ferb build a death trap and then program an ai to kill them and theyre like ‘ok so who wants to come in here with us’ and everyone else is like …um … no thanks .. .. we’ll skip out on this one + they just sit fucking around like ‘so do u think phineas and ferb are dead???’ ‘… .naaah’

four amigos

four gods

phineas and ferb episode

OPEN TO: THE BACKYARD

PHINEAS: ferb, what do you want to do today? FERB: [blinks] PHINEAS: hmm… you’re right ferb. since there’s no true ‘self’, whatever ‘we’ want to do today is just playing into the social dogma of what can or can’t be done. FERB: [thumbs up]

ENTER: ISABELLA

ISABELLA: whatcha doin? PHINEAS: rejecting the social dogma! ISABELLA: cool. can i help? PHINEAS: sure. but i think asking kinda defeats the purpose. i think you just do it. FERB: [nods] ISABELLA opens her mouth to speak but is interrupted as BUFORD and BALJEET enter the scene BALJEET: whatcha doin? ISABELLA: hey! BALJEET: oh, sorry isabella. i did not see you there. BALJEET: so. what are you guys doing? PHINEAS: we don’t know yet. we’re trying to get a little bit nebulous with it today BUFORD: explain. PHINEAS: well, is anything we do really our own decision? what’s autonomy like in modern society? we’re trying to get out of that bind. BUFORD: sounds to me like you’re just playin into the whole thing, dinnerbell. BUFORD: you really want to break down social constructs? try something like this.

BUFORD pulls back his arm and delivers a strong punch to the TREE. it rattles and a single leaf floats gracefully down, landing on the tip of phineas’s nose

SYNCHRONIZED, the other children OOH and AHH in reaction