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Heyyy, were you a chef by any chance?

We Prefer the term “culinary blacksmith”

But yes

Would you like something to eat?

sure!

How about some garlic fries?

{you are handed some garlic fries}

Why did you ask that?

I don’t know

People do tend to forget stuff whilst around us

would you care for anything else?

I’m okay

Actually, I think I’ve been ###############################

Was that just me or?

Hmm

I Think You Could Use A Lawyer

{they wink at you}

okay then?

Or A Lawyer Could Use You

Who Knows

Okay yeah you’re freaking me out

Would you like anything else?

You seem to know what happened to me…

I-I think I killed my friend…

We Think You Didn’t

We Think Your Name Did.

What?

Sign anything recently?

Um…a contract to be business partners?

We Think You Need To Have A Chat With A Lawyer In That Case

What do you mean?

How can a….

Wait.

Are you saying that the contract somehow..?

History Tends To Repeat Itself

[He looks down at his hands as if he committed a murder.] [Oh yeah, HE DID!] [AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!] (Ok yeah I’m narrating till Jona gets back.)

Well Go On

But…but I don’t know a…wait…I do!

@phoenix-wright-offical!

Yes?

Can you help me I’m being framed for a murder

Yes!

Thank you!

(He explains everything that happened)

Sorry I didn’t catch that

(you can’t tell anyone remember?)

What? I just said ############################

All I hear is static

We need a mind reader or something…

Sorry I’ve gotta go deal with another case

Heyyy, were you a chef by any chance?

We Prefer the term “culinary blacksmith”

But yes

Would you like something to eat?

sure!

How about some garlic fries?

{you are handed some garlic fries}

Why did you ask that?

I don’t know

People do tend to forget stuff whilst around us

would you care for anything else?

I’m okay

Actually, I think I’ve been ###############################

Was that just me or?

Hmm

I Think You Could Use A Lawyer

{they wink at you}

okay then?

Or A Lawyer Could Use You

Who Knows

Okay yeah you’re freaking me out

Would you like anything else?

You seem to know what happened to me…

I-I think I killed my friend…

We Think You Didn’t

We Think Your Name Did.

What?

Sign anything recently?

Um…a contract to be business partners?

We Think You Need To Have A Chat With A Lawyer In That Case

What do you mean?

How can a….

Wait.

Are you saying that the contract somehow..?

History Tends To Repeat Itself

[He looks down at his hands as if he committed a murder.] [Oh yeah, HE DID!] [AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!] (Ok yeah I’m narrating till Jona gets back.)

Well Go On

But…but I don’t know a…wait…I do!

@phoenix-wright-offical!

Yes?

Can you help me I’m being framed for a murder

Yes!

Thank you!

(He explains everything that happened)

Sorry I didn’t catch that

(you can’t tell anyone remember?)

What? I just said ############################

All I hear is static

Heyyy, were you a chef by any chance?

We Prefer the term “culinary blacksmith”

But yes

Would you like something to eat?

sure!

How about some garlic fries?

{you are handed some garlic fries}

Why did you ask that?

I don’t know

People do tend to forget stuff whilst around us

would you care for anything else?

I’m okay

Actually, I think I’ve been ###############################

Was that just me or?

Hmm

I Think You Could Use A Lawyer

{they wink at you}

okay then?

Or A Lawyer Could Use You

Who Knows

Okay yeah you’re freaking me out

Would you like anything else?

You seem to know what happened to me…

I-I think I killed my friend…

We Think You Didn’t

We Think Your Name Did.

What?

Sign anything recently?

Um…a contract to be business partners?

We Think You Need To Have A Chat With A Lawyer In That Case

What do you mean?

How can a….

Wait.

Are you saying that the contract somehow..?

History Tends To Repeat Itself

[He looks down at his hands as if he committed a murder.] [Oh yeah, HE DID!] [AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!] (Ok yeah I’m narrating till Jona gets back.)

Well Go On

But…but I don’t know a…wait…I do!

@phoenix-wright-offical!

Yes?

Can you help me I’m being framed for a murder

Yes!

Thank you!

(He explains everything that happened)

Sorry I didn’t catch that

(you can’t tell anyone remember?)

Heyyy, were you a chef by any chance?

We Prefer the term “culinary blacksmith”

But yes

Would you like something to eat?

sure!

How about some garlic fries?

{you are handed some garlic fries}

Why did you ask that?

I don’t know

People do tend to forget stuff whilst around us

would you care for anything else?

I’m okay

Actually, I think I’ve been ###############################

Was that just me or?

Hmm

I Think You Could Use A Lawyer

{they wink at you}

okay then?

Or A Lawyer Could Use You

Who Knows

Okay yeah you’re freaking me out

Would you like anything else?

You seem to know what happened to me…

I-I think I killed my friend…

We Think You Didn’t

We Think Your Name Did.

What?

Sign anything recently?

Um…a contract to be business partners?

We Think You Need To Have A Chat With A Lawyer In That Case

What do you mean?

How can a….

Wait.

Are you saying that the contract somehow..?

History Tends To Repeat Itself

[He looks down at his hands as if he committed a murder.] [Oh yeah, HE DID!] [AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!] (Ok yeah I’m narrating till Jona gets back.)

Well Go On

But…but I don’t know a…wait…I do!

@phoenix-wright-offical!

Yes?

Can you help me I’m being framed for a murder

Yes!

Heyyy, were you a chef by any chance?

We Prefer the term “culinary blacksmith”

But yes

Would you like something to eat?

sure!

How about some garlic fries?

{you are handed some garlic fries}

Why did you ask that?

I don’t know

People do tend to forget stuff whilst around us

would you care for anything else?

I’m okay

Actually, I think I’ve been ###############################

Was that just me or?

Hmm

I Think You Could Use A Lawyer

{they wink at you}

okay then?

Or A Lawyer Could Use You

Who Knows

Okay yeah you’re freaking me out

Would you like anything else?

You seem to know what happened to me…

I-I think I killed my friend…

We Think You Didn’t

We Think Your Name Did.

What?

Sign anything recently?

Um…a contract to be business partners?

We Think You Need To Have A Chat With A Lawyer In That Case

What do you mean?

How can a….

Wait.

Are you saying that the contract somehow..?

History Tends To Repeat Itself

[He looks down at his hands as if he committed a murder.] [Oh yeah, HE DID!] [AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!] (Ok yeah I’m narrating till Jona gets back.)

Well Go On

But…but I don’t know a…wait…I do!

@phoenix-wright-offical!

Yes?

Every time I see @phoenix-wright-offical wright-official on my page I wanna make a maya official and for the first of every month send an ask saying I got framed for murder

YES

It was made

@maya-offical

Boy I sure am glad nobody has been framed for murder recently!

Your not gonna believe this nick

AGAIN??????

Sorry

OKAY

IM TIRED OF THIS

GO FIND ANOTHER LAWER

Sorry I didn’t do it nick I swear

GO FIND ANOTHER LAWYER

I promise it won’t happen again

THIS HAPPENS ONCE A MONTH

It will stop

Starting now!!!

okay fine

Thank you nick!!

So what was it this time

Every time I see @phoenix-wright-offical wright-official on my page I wanna make a maya official and for the first of every month send an ask saying I got framed for murder

YES

It was made

@maya-offical

Boy I sure am glad nobody has been framed for murder recently!

Your not gonna believe this nick

AGAIN??????

Sorry

OKAY

IM TIRED OF THIS

GO FIND ANOTHER LAWER

Sorry I didn’t do it nick I swear

GO FIND ANOTHER LAWYER

I promise it won’t happen again

THIS HAPPENS ONCE A MONTH

It will stop

Starting now!!!

okay fine

Every time I see @phoenix-wright-offical wright-official on my page I wanna make a maya official and for the first of every month send an ask saying I got framed for murder

YES

It was made

@maya-offical

Boy I sure am glad nobody has been framed for murder recently!

Your not gonna believe this nick

AGAIN??????

Sorry

OKAY

IM TIRED OF THIS

GO FIND ANOTHER LAWER

Sorry I didn’t do it nick I swear

GO FIND ANOTHER LAWYER

I promise it won’t happen again

THIS HAPPENS ONCE A MONTH

Every time I see @phoenix-wright-offical wright-official on my page I wanna make a maya official and for the first of every month send an ask saying I got framed for murder

YES

It was made

@maya-offical

Boy I sure am glad nobody has been framed for murder recently!

Your not gonna believe this nick

AGAIN??????

Sorry

OKAY

IM TIRED OF THIS

GO FIND ANOTHER LAWER

Sorry I didn’t do it nick I swear

GO FIND ANOTHER LAWYER

Every time I see @phoenix-wright-offical wright-official on my page I wanna make a maya official and for the first of every month send an ask saying I got framed for murder

YES

It was made

@maya-offical

Boy I sure am glad nobody has been framed for murder recently!

Your not gonna believe this nick

AGAIN??????

Sorry

OKAY

IM TIRED OF THIS

GO FIND ANOTHER LAWER

Every time I see @phoenix-wright-offical wright-official on my page I wanna make a maya official and for the first of every month send an ask saying I got framed for murder

YES

It was made

@maya-offical

Boy I sure am glad nobody has been framed for murder recently!

Your not gonna believe this nick

AGAIN??????

Every time I see @phoenix-wright-offical wright-official on my page I wanna make a maya official and for the first of every month send an ask saying I got framed for murder

YES

It was made

@maya-offical

Boy I sure am glad nobody has been framed for murder recently!

Every time I see @phoenix-wright-offical wright-official on my page I wanna make a maya official and for the first of every month send an ask saying I got framed for murder

YES

#Ooc

coffee--spill

Why is my entire dash gay men

Tumblr. Tumblr do you know that I am not a gay man.

Heh

Couldn’t be me

/j /j /j I like women guys

I like men too but not the point

You are in a gay relationship with will.

I literally watched you make out with him.

That was to help you remember

Also we’re not dating

coffee--spill

Guys shut up and stop being gay my Tumblr is entirely Russian now what the fuck do I do

Eyy my ex girlfriend was Russian

Don’t worry it was a person not a country this time

coffee--spill

I STILL DON'T GET THE FRANCE THING. ARE YOU DATING @france-offical OR SOMETHING WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE WITH FRANCE T-T

Was with* Also no

And also France was a gay femboy

I have so many questions...

this is all ooc if that helps

Mod was the one speaking

Im aware, doesn't change the fact I have questions.

Pleading the fifth

You do know that unless you somehow have a lawyer that wont help you right?

Oh sans I’ve made great alliances

@phoenix-wright-offical

hello

OBJECTION!

IM THE REAL ONE!

@phoenix-wright-offical

OBJECTION!!!

OH I DONT THINK SO! LOOK

TAKE THAT

HOLD IT!!!

TAKE THAT!

HOLD IT!

A SELFIE OF ME!!! HA

OBJECTION!!!

I ALSO CAN TAKE SELFIES!!!

OH YEAH???? WHATS MAYAS FAVORITE FOOD THEN HUH

MISO RAMEN!!! and what is Edgeworth‘s favorite food?

tea and crumpets, easy. uhh who else am i even friends with WHAT IS LARRYS FAVORITE FOOD

WRONG!!!

EDGEWORTH’S FAVORITE FOOD IS ACTUALLY BROWNIES!!’

TAKE THAT!

OBJECTION!!!

IVE NEVER SEEN HIM EAT BROWNIES EVER IN MY FUCKING LIFE SO TAKE THAT

OBJECTION!!!

ITS MEANT TO BE A SECRET!!!

… fuck, it’s supposed to be a secret.

wait is that his actual favorite food

THATS SO FUNNY i have to ask him about this

Do you want to go solve court cases together or something And Please don’t, I really don’t want him to know I told anyone.

yes i do and i guess i wont (at least now i have blackmail anyway)

we will be twice as efficient.

also how are there two of us?

i’m not really sure… can psychic powers malfunction? maybe someone was trying to summon me and got stuck or something

only thing is i’m not dead so i’m not sure how that would work..

Maybe we should ask Maya?

yeah sure 🤷

But also why would somebody want to summon me.

If they need a lawyer they could’ve just called

thats true but what else could have happened

i mean its not like a portal just opened and suddenly theres two of me

Mitosis???

mitosis on a grown man somehow???

It’s really the only thing I can think of.

maybe its a spider verse situation? there could be like ten of us out there

Does that make us the main character?

i think it does? hey thats kinda cool

question is who came first

I don’t really care about that, if we think about that too much one of us is going to end up trying to kill the other.

ehhh youre right. it doesnt matter too much i dont think

Then can help me with a difficult case?

yes absolutely as long as you help me with my difficult cases

of course, So a friend of mine sighed a contract and ended up signing their whole life away to a corporation.

The problem is that the contract is practically airtight and I can’t find a single thing that I could exploit.

oh boy, uhhh

what does the corporation do

I haven’t really been able to find much information about the company itself, it seems to be pretty under wraps in terms of publicity

hmmm.. well maybe if you can prove that the company is harming people then you can get it shut down?

I’ll look into Some ex-employees then

okay , ill do the same

Here’s a link to their blog

@copyright-offical

OBJECTION!

IM THE REAL ONE!

@phoenix-wright-offical

OBJECTION!!!

OH I DONT THINK SO! LOOK

TAKE THAT

HOLD IT!!!

TAKE THAT!

HOLD IT!

A SELFIE OF ME!!! HA

OBJECTION!!!

I ALSO CAN TAKE SELFIES!!!

OH YEAH???? WHATS MAYAS FAVORITE FOOD THEN HUH

MISO RAMEN!!! and what is Edgeworth‘s favorite food?

tea and crumpets, easy. uhh who else am i even friends with WHAT IS LARRYS FAVORITE FOOD

WRONG!!!

EDGEWORTH’S FAVORITE FOOD IS ACTUALLY BROWNIES!!’

TAKE THAT!

OBJECTION!!!

IVE NEVER SEEN HIM EAT BROWNIES EVER IN MY FUCKING LIFE SO TAKE THAT

OBJECTION!!!

ITS MEANT TO BE A SECRET!!!

… fuck, it’s supposed to be a secret.

wait is that his actual favorite food

THATS SO FUNNY i have to ask him about this

Do you want to go solve court cases together or something And Please don’t, I really don’t want him to know I told anyone.

yes i do and i guess i wont (at least now i have blackmail anyway)

we will be twice as efficient.

also how are there two of us?

i’m not really sure… can psychic powers malfunction? maybe someone was trying to summon me and got stuck or something

only thing is i’m not dead so i’m not sure how that would work..

Maybe we should ask Maya?

yeah sure 🤷

But also why would somebody want to summon me.

If they need a lawyer they could’ve just called

thats true but what else could have happened

i mean its not like a portal just opened and suddenly theres two of me

Mitosis???

mitosis on a grown man somehow???

It’s really the only thing I can think of.

maybe its a spider verse situation? there could be like ten of us out there

Does that make us the main character?

i think it does? hey thats kinda cool

question is who came first

I don’t really care about that, if we think about that too much one of us is going to end up trying to kill the other.

ehhh youre right. it doesnt matter too much i dont think

Then can help me with a difficult case?

yes absolutely as long as you help me with my difficult cases

of course, So a friend of mine sighed a contract and ended up signing their whole life away to a corporation.

The problem is that the contract is practically airtight and I can’t find a single thing that I could exploit.

oh boy, uhhh

what does the corporation do

I haven’t really been able to find much information about the company itself, it seems to be pretty under wraps in terms of publicity

hmmm.. well maybe if you can prove that the company is harming people then you can get it shut down?

I’ll look into Some ex-employees then

OBJECTION!

IM THE REAL ONE!

@phoenix-wright-offical

OBJECTION!!!

OH I DONT THINK SO! LOOK

TAKE THAT

HOLD IT!!!

TAKE THAT!

HOLD IT!

A SELFIE OF ME!!! HA

OBJECTION!!!

I ALSO CAN TAKE SELFIES!!!

OH YEAH???? WHATS MAYAS FAVORITE FOOD THEN HUH

MISO RAMEN!!! and what is Edgeworth‘s favorite food?

tea and crumpets, easy. uhh who else am i even friends with WHAT IS LARRYS FAVORITE FOOD

WRONG!!!

EDGEWORTH’S FAVORITE FOOD IS ACTUALLY BROWNIES!!’

TAKE THAT!

OBJECTION!!!

IVE NEVER SEEN HIM EAT BROWNIES EVER IN MY FUCKING LIFE SO TAKE THAT

OBJECTION!!!

ITS MEANT TO BE A SECRET!!!

… fuck, it’s supposed to be a secret.

wait is that his actual favorite food

THATS SO FUNNY i have to ask him about this

Do you want to go solve court cases together or something And Please don’t, I really don’t want him to know I told anyone.

yes i do and i guess i wont (at least now i have blackmail anyway)

we will be twice as efficient.

also how are there two of us?

i’m not really sure… can psychic powers malfunction? maybe someone was trying to summon me and got stuck or something

only thing is i’m not dead so i’m not sure how that would work..

Maybe we should ask Maya?

yeah sure 🤷

But also why would somebody want to summon me.

If they need a lawyer they could’ve just called

thats true but what else could have happened

i mean its not like a portal just opened and suddenly theres two of me

Mitosis???

mitosis on a grown man somehow???

It’s really the only thing I can think of.

maybe its a spider verse situation? there could be like ten of us out there

Does that make us the main character?

i think it does? hey thats kinda cool

question is who came first

I don’t really care about that, if we think about that too much one of us is going to end up trying to kill the other.

ehhh youre right. it doesnt matter too much i dont think

Then can help me with a difficult case?

yes absolutely as long as you help me with my difficult cases

of course, So a friend of mine sighed a contract and ended up signing their whole life away to a corporation.

The problem is that the contract is practically airtight and I can’t find a single thing that I could exploit.

oh boy, uhhh

what does the corporation do