I'd rather be getting high

phoenix maya jacobs.

[theohendrix-blog]

I don’t remember that being your mission when we were younger, I’m afraid.

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

I had plenty of missions when we were younger.

[theohendrix-blog]

I am heartbroken by that statement, Phoenix. So deeply heartbroken.

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

I am here to add honesty to the world, I'm afraid.

[theohendrix-blog]

You just want me to rock long hair, don’t you?

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

I do want to see you with long hair, but I never said you could rock it.

[theohendrix-blog]

Why do college applications even exist? Dear god. Can’t I just graduate and become a hippie?

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

I think you should definitely become a hippie.

[swa-agency]

[ayleah]

Not me.

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

I can't keep up.

[garrett-hendrix-blog]

Hi Phiphi

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

How are you doing, sissy?

[heyanastacia-blog]

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

Hey, it's my favourite one.

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

I honestly have no idea who I'm related to any more, let alone who my siblings are.

[mattngl]

Don’t I always?

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

No, not particularly. You have your off days.

[elodiehendrix-blog]

Well, you might just be my new favorite person for saying that. 

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

Well I guarantee that you're feeling a fuck load better than anyone who went out last night, including myself, so I'd say that you were the real winner here.

[ayleah]

I make a killer bloodymary, no pun intended, interested?

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

I am extremely interested, yes.

[elodiehendrix-blog]

Is it lame that all I did last night was stay in and watch old horror movies?

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

Not lame at all, not as exciting as other people's maybe, but never lame.

[mattngl]

Before you ask, no I don’t know why I’m handcuffed to a chair and yes, I had a great Halloween.

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

...But you look great.

[theohendrix-blog]

I’m still wearing my Starlord costume. I’m on top of the world!

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

Have you slept yet?

[ayleah]

Hungover?

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

Extremely.

[garrett-hendrix-blog]

And how hard did you party, Phi?

[phoenixjacobs-blog]

Too hard, apparently.