I don't know

"That's too much responsibility. I gotta find a way out of this." - Jean-Ralphio

[lagoonhag]

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

[darning-socks]

you learn to take the little victories

[ilarual-archive]

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

[badassthugmc]

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

[liquid-pie]

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

[neuralactivity]

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

[cynntastic]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[te-amo-corazon]

I HATE ALL OF YOU FOR THIS OMG

[leonardodespacito]

LMAO

[noahnomore]

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

It’s ok to do things that make you happy. It’s ok to learn a new language despite your parents saying it’s useless. It’s ok to play games if that gives u something to look forward to. it’s ok to do things to relax and calm down even if it’s not “productive”. it’s not a waste of time to doodle flowers or make cookies for yourself or make pretty patterns with washi tape. You don’t need to be productive all the time, sometimes it’s nice to take time to close your eyes and listen to music or look up at the clouds passing by. Your life is yours and it’s not any less worthy if you spend more time doing what makes you happy. Destroy the idea that life has no time for simple pleasures and happy things.

[burningmine-deactivated20230217]

When people tell me, “Trust your gut! Follow your intuition!” Like, bitch, I have anxiety. My “gut” is usually telling me that everyone hates me and that I’m going to die. I can’t trust what that motherfucker tells me.

[matchlessfootball]

if golf and football switched commentators 😂

[official-portugal]

I just lost 3 years of my life

[skelethoughts-deactivated201809]

UNMUTE THIS OH MY GOD

[digitaldiscipline]

This would immesurably improve both sports.

[silkroad5v7dywlc-deactivated201]

[retroactivebakeries]

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

[larstheyeti]

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

My new favorite meme

[memescomedy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

me: “ugh having to put my credit card information in each time is so annoying. the website should’ve just saved it the first time”

website: “would you like to save ur credit card information?”

me:

[margaritaville-remade]

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

[thiccthottie420]

Me watching Gone Girl