no single thing shall be a single thing

they

[enki2]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[toskarin]

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

[savobonnie]

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

[toskarin]

the pudding contains a biological element

[gelboorucomments]

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

dreamt i killed a bulbasaur with a spear and ate it

it tasted like pumpkin

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

you know when you eat something in a dream and get a craving for it after waking up?

yeah

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

i really don't think it is

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

you're never gonna believe what i hit with my car on the way to my appointment

[damazcuz]

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

[damazcuz]

Even puppy can learn music.

[damazcuz]

Literally it's puppy music school.

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

wild brass instruments running free in a field eating quater notes, which is the grass on music planet

[spacecowboywhit]

I deeply, deeply love how GURPS Transhuman Space just says "Fuck you, do physics."

"Gamified physics?" You ask, hopefully.

No! ❤

(This is the simple chapter, where you only need to know rocket science. We'll get into orbital mechanics, relativity, nuclear physics, and the three-body-problem later.

Apropos of nothing: How's your calculus?)

[tonyalmeida]

[solardrake]

HUH?

[teratocrat]

enthralls you

[retroactivebakeries]

spends willpower

[teratocrat]

hey. don't do that.

[martial-art-world]

dog blood milk palm. idon't know how yoi do it

[70sscifiart]

Jim Nelson

[retroactivebakeries]

no one lets the electron princess into their polycule…she’s sick of the pauli exclusion principle!

[retroactivebakeries]

the guillotine princess feels a little conflicted...

[teratocrat]

and what of the flying guillotine princess?

[retroactivebakeries]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[ashenbot]

dreamt I finished a sword and had my name engraved on it

I’m proud of myself

[himejoshikomaru]

i’m proud of you too even though you did not actually accomplish anything

[ashenbot]

Apparently I’m in the land of rattlesnakes