Phoenix Wright

This blog is dedicated to how much I love my wife Miles. He is cute and smart and pretty and perfect in every way.

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How do I create a pinned Tumble?

Block my tag #phoenixposting if you don't want my schizophrenic episodes in your feed.

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Miles Edgeworth Appreciation #6:

I can't go a full minute without thinking about him.

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How good of a mother your wife is to Trucy

He's a better mother than I am a father. When it was just us, Trucy was the one taking care of me pretty much. Miles can actually afford things.

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Miles Edgeworth Appreciation #5:

He's different and he's always been that way. Even his own dad said he was just a weird kid. I love that for him.

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how did you meet your wife

Well, we first became friends after he rose to my defense in a class trial in 3rd grade. Everyone in the class was accusing me of something I didn't do. Except him (and Larry). But he was the only one that actually defended me. Then I couldn't get into contact with him for the longest time, but I was eventually able to pay him back.

Our history is kind of a long story- there was a lot of not seeing each other for long periods of time. I'm just happy that we're finally together. I love him so much.

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Miles Edgeworth Appreciation #4:

He's so smooth. I want to touch him.

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Eating peanut butter out of a jar with a spoon (it expired last year)

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Miles Edgeworth Appreciation #3:

I love that he wears a red suit. Nobody wears a red suit. Especially not men. He specifically chose red just so that he can be the gayest person in any room he walks into. And you know he didn't get it from the von Karmas because they're blue. He's just an absolute girlboss and I love it.

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your wife is purty if I do say so myself

Thank you. He really is.

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Your wife loves you and also calls you his wife when you're not around

We love each other very much, yes. Not sure about that last part though. I'm more like a dog if anything.

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your wife ugly af

You only dare to make this comment under the mask of true anonymity, yet

I know who you are.

You are afraid.

You hide behind this mask because you and I both know the truth you fail to accept: the only person here who is "ugly af" is you.

Not just in physical appearance, but in morality.

Here, you show your true self. Yet your cowardice prevents you from standing by this self, by your own claims. Perhaps you know the truth. Perhaps you know Miles is prettier than you. You know he is smarter than you. You know he is more capable of change than you. And you envy him for that.

I hope one day you learn to accept this truth.

For you now, I have two final words:

Take that.

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Miles Edgeworth Appreciation #2:

I love the puffy thing on his neck. I need to bury my face in it. I need to motorboat him.

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Miles Edgeworth Appreciation #1:

I love the way his hair curtains(?) go. I want to put my fingers in them and I should probably stop talking now.

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Over 18 hours without posting about Miles Edgeworth. I can't take it anymore.

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Thinking of him...

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I am deeply in love with him.

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I love Miles Edgeworth.