Lore Olympus Shit

21 Mostly Lore Olympus memes some Hellenistic memes. If one of my posts is incorrectly tagged, dm me main: 5feetsapart

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this came up on my for you page today and immediately reminded me of the king and queen😌😌

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what you see:

what i see:

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new episode: *still about Minthe*

me:

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i need to see Persephone drink a mojito

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So I don't really read lore olympus, but I do have a lot of interest in Greek mythology. Correct me if I am wrong, and sorry if I seem disrespectful, but did Apollo actually do anything to Persephone?

Also hi! A baby witch here

(this is before Persephone met Hades)

In actual greek mythology Apollo was one of Persephone’s many suitors including Hermes, Ares, and Hephaestus. They each gave a gift with their proposal of marriage, however Demeter rejected all of them. So Apollo never raped Persephone in actually greek mythology.

I like to think they’re really good friends and they hang out when Persephone’s not in the underworld.

ps.

the gift Apollo gave to Persephone was a lyre lol.

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HEPHAESTUS???!!???

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Hades peircing reminds me of the fact that Hades walked so that emo, alternative, punks etc. could run and you can’t change my mind on this

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is the hermes fucking thing a fact or that’s ur theory?

theory

only cus scientists are afraid to study him and find out the truth

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can u explain more about hermes fucking

So essentially, due to Hermes speed, he vibrates his molecules at an atomic level. This allows him to phase through any solid object. Thus meaning, if he thrusts really fast he could potentially end up fucking nothing

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who is the hottest god besides hades

FUCKING ARES

OG HIMBO HIMSELF

He’s a DILF too, for example, he killed a son of Poseidon for raping one of his daughters, and Aphrodite loves him so you know he’s hot. And he’s a lil dumb cause he’s low-key shit at winning wars...not enough strategy involved bud :/

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what’s ur opinion on hermes?

LO Opinon:

I feel like I don’t know enough about him to say I hate or love any certain action he’s done, but at the same time.. he seems sus .. and kinda fake. Imo he should know what Apollo did! thats his best fucking friend (and fuck buddy) he should KNOW if Asspollo would ever fucking rape someone ... how woundnt Hermes know?!?!!? it’s sus ... Hermes might be the trojan horse idk

Greek Mythology / Pagan Opinon:

I’m an idiot and I love trickster gods. I don’t work with him a lot but he has really fun energy. I’m also terrified cus he can be so petty about shit I mean he’s like a living shitpost but I love him...

I also think that when he fucks someone he sometimes moves too fast and his 🍆vibrates so fast that it doesn’t even register any thing physical. Hermes essentially bends time and space when he fucks, because hes moving so fast if that makes any sense. idk the correct verbiage

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i love LO and was wondering what u think will realistically happen to apollo in the comic. i’ve read ur other theories posted on this blog and i would rlly love to hear your opinion on this. also tbh ive always loved apollo’s myths and in general he is one of my favourite greek gods but in this particular comic I completely despise his character for what he’s done. but he makes a good villan. anyways i just want to hear ur take on what u think will happen in regards to punishment. people are always saying they want hades to beat him up etc etc and that he should die. but gods can’t die and apollo represents the sun medicine music prophecy etc which means he has duties so he can’t just be imprisoned in tartarus or smtg. how do u think rachel will go about addressing this?

I kinda think there’s going to be a trial, where the Olympians are judges. I also think Hades might not be included in this due to bias and or because he’s not considered an Olympian to them. I’m not 100% sure what the punishment should be. But I’m thinking he might be turned into a mortal as punishment (for like 100 years). Simply because in Greek Mythology, Zeus turned him into a mortal as punishment before.

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rip

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Hera *trying not to strangle Persephone for being so oblivious*: