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[monster-bugs]

They hated on her but she was onto something

[kayla-denker]

This is literally a point that Julia Serano makes in "Whipping Girl." She points to the fact that marginalized people have to understand the privileges and struggles that those who are held above them in society have, and their own marginalization, better than the people above them in the social heirachy do in order to survive.

Women generally understand the role that men and women play in patriarchy better than men generally do, and trans women in general understand the role that cis women, cis men, and ourselves play in cissexualarchy(? for lack of a better term) better than cis women and cis men generally do. Because we have to in order to survive this world. Cis people don't have to understand it at the level that we do, because its made for them.

[thydungeongal]

Me: Yeah so I've started a new sport, I got my first tattoo, I like the way I look and there's a lot for me to look forward to. It feels like since I started transitioning I've achieved more than in all the nearly forty years before put together.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Interesting. It's as if you've been wearing limiters this whole time and you realizing you wanted to live as a woman was what broke the limiters.

Me: Yeah, it's a lot like that.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Hmmm... tell me about this "estrogen."

Me: This is why I fuck with you Shadow

[calvinandhobbes-rss]

[lesserknownwaifus]

Lesser-known waifu: not Calvin's mom

[rakdos-dogdyke]

The whole story is really cute btw ^w^

[manyblinkinglights]

what is up with all of you infants deciding the Hail Mary doesn’t have porn on it or that the porn is, like, filtered somehow. THE HAIL MARY HAS PORN ON IT. We don’t actually have confirmation that a snapshot of the Internet is on there, but inasmuch as we mostly decide that it’s funny if there is, all of the porn is just! Going to still be on it!

Counterargument: that is way too much data unless it’s on a crystal storage matrix or whatever that those Bay Area guys still have not iirc perfected. The internet is probably a vague sketch of itself, missing most video and images.

There is disappointingly little porn on the Hail Mary…

[curlicuecal]

the Hail Mary has heroin on it, you can bet it has porn on it

[bananonbinary]

these people were planning on dying out here after saving humanity, you think they didnt bring everything they wanted for a hedonistic display that would concern the gods when the time came?

[strawberristorm]

that one scene from deltarune

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Trans women will be like “oh god I’m so emotionally manipulative” and then they’re just treating their friends with kindness and respect smh

[egregore-engine]

When she’s on HRT and she

[frogophiliacs]

all princesses know how to do these days is "hmph!," take naps, and get eaten out by their maids until they can't assemble sentences anymore. nobody gets kidnapped by dragons anymore. because of woke.

[cocadope]

pictured above : the despicable mouse

[noponn]

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Very normal handler: "I miss piloting sometimes, ya know? All I do now is take care of my hounds, but what I wouldn't give to get back in a mech and just once, blow something's head off with a shotgun..."

Their fellow very normal handler: "How interesting! Here, try this totally untouched, unspiked drink, and tell me how you feel after hou- i mean uh colleage :3"

[halochewer]

"i don't know how she'd react to me transitioning" who gives a shit? if it's not 'positively' she can kill herself

[halochewer]

i have known monastic levels of loneliness and never once have i considered staking my wagon to some fucking joke of a person who would only love me as an unactualized and depressed asshole.

[irate-iguana]

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

[mockiatoh]

Stop that’s too funny

[maxknightley]

im loving all the transfem jax art but like. it’s kind of crazy that they keep putting her in outfits where there’s obviously zero space for a penis. do they think she’s tucking? jax is not fucking tucking

now anon I get where you're coming from but I do think we need to keep in mind that nobody in the amazing digital circus actually has genitals.

well. implications of that one credits scene notwithstanding.

[maxknightley]

This one's true actually.

[windowsloth]

former enemy mech pilot did not expect to get this far