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You did not come for idle chatter, I presume.
Go on, then. Ask your questions.
Greetings.
The Hypogean Phraesto would rather not greet his visitors personally and upfront at this time, since he is still in the process of recovery from freeing himself from Merlin's magic. However, he is more than aware of messages that may have been sent his way.
For now, I will be receiving them. You may call me the messenger.
Before I send them over to Phraesto, I must proofread and ensure your messages adhere to the following rules:
That they do not contain inappropriate intent of any kind;
That, despite your animosity to his character, they remain respectful and courteous;
That they do not pose to harm me. This serves as your formal reminder that — while the Hypogean Phraesto is a mere figure of fiction — the person handling his messages is very much real.
Please do not rush me or ask me to hurry and deliver your message to him in quick time. Aside from managing his messages, I have other duties and otherworldly matters to attend to outside of this.
Any and all messages not abiding by these rules will be swiftly eradicated. He will not be answering any of it, no matter how many times you try to come back.
( Rules will be subject to change. )
Now that you've gone over these rules... have as much fun as you can.
If you have not chosen to run, that is.