#Phtevensays

This generation's misadventures

[howdoiputthisgently]

HOW PEOPLE SOUTH OF MARYLAND REACT TO SNOW

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone suggests studying together

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When I leave my boss's office without getting fired

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When our professors would get out the seating chart to start cold calling

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When the weekend begins

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When my birthday month gets here

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When I introduce myself after I've had too much to drink

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When I see the dessert table

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When I have to stand and smile while my boss rips me a new one

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When I'm on my way to the gynecologist

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How my friends and I got through law school

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When someone keeps making mouth noises

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When I get way into playing hide and seek with my nephew

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When I play hookie from work but my boss thinks I'm still in the office

[whatshouldlawbroscallme]

When people on the freeway speed up after I signal to merge in front of them

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone says they don't think Arrested Development is funny

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How I picture my family when I visit them during flu season