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It’s funny how I’m good at giving advice to others, but when it comes to helping myself, I don’t know what to do.

*sees a dog*

Me: God i hope they think im cool

I used to be able to sleep for 4 hours, wake up, and function normally. No problem. Now I need 10 hours of sleep just to feel alive.

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

Study tip: • Stand up • Stretch • Take a walk • Go to the airport • Get on a plane • Never return

My mom always wonders where I get my attitude from.... You homegirl, I get it from you.

Why do 14 year olds nowadays have mac makeup, contour kits & an iPhone. when I was 14 I had blue sparkly eyeshadow and a flip phone.

When you have plans for your money but you spent it all on food.

Friend: "All water tastes the same"

Me: Ok first of all how dare you?!

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Boys: I like girls with curves

Girls: I like boys with class

Me: I like classes with a curve

Anyone wanna make out…......... a check to me for 1,500,000 dollars.

me: I'm so stressed

*lays in bed for 4 hours doing nothing*

me: I'm still so stressed.

Me: Treat yo self

My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF

Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.

Stop asking about college. Stop asking about jobs and my career. Stop asking about my future. I DON’T KNOW OKAY I DON’T KNOW.

Goals for 2016: care less, wear black more, survive.

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