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[welcometoyouredoom]

[thetrueessenceofhumanity]

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*sees a dog*

Me: God i hope they think im cool

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I used to be able to sleep for 4 hours, wake up, and function normally. No problem. Now I need 10 hours of sleep just to feel alive.

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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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Study tip: • Stand up • Stretch • Take a walk • Go to the airport • Get on a plane • Never return

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My mom always wonders where I get my attitude from.... You homegirl, I get it from you.

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Why do 14 year olds nowadays have mac makeup, contour kits & an iPhone. when I was 14 I had blue sparkly eyeshadow and a flip phone.